2019 The AFC South: Home of Tad Dickman

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The AFC South Division Champion of 2019 will be... This poll is closed.
Houtson	29	31.18%
Indianapolis	25	26.88%
Jacksonville	22	23.66%
Tennessee	17	18.28%
Total:	93 votes

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

EvilBeard posted:

Darius Leonard, Malik Hooker, Clayton Geathers, and Parris Campbell are out on Sunday. The Chiefs might score 70+.

I bet on Mahomes to pass 3 or more TDs.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 04:19

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# ? May 21, 2024 16:19

EvilBeard: Apr 24, 2003; Big Q's House of Pancakes; Fun Shoe

Elephanthead posted:

I bet on Mahomes to pass 3 or more TDs.

They're saying 2 of our top 3 CBs might also be out this week. Mortal lock.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 04:27

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Minshew reminds me a lot of Tony Romo tbqh

# ? Oct 6, 2019 05:32

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

JT Jag posted:

Minshew reminds me a lot of Tony Romo tbqh

I don't see it.

To me he's like Kenny Stabler

WHy, yes, I am old. Why do you ask?

:corsair:

# ? Oct 6, 2019 13:13

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

I love Deshaun Watson. His throws look great, he can buy time, and he gets so loving excited when good poo poo happens.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 19:47

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Athanatos posted:

I love Deshaun Watson. His throws look great, he can buy time, and he gets so loving excited when good poo poo happens.

*smells fingers, points to first down*

# ? Oct 6, 2019 20:00

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Cut santos

# ? Oct 6, 2019 20:41

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

bonus DJ Chark statline

# ? Oct 6, 2019 20:41

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

lol if another Houston team loses to a huge comeback partly built on assuming a WR stepped OOB and letting him go uncovered

# ? Oct 6, 2019 20:57

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Titans gonna have a tough road to 9-7.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:08

EvilBeard: Apr 24, 2003; Big Q's House of Pancakes; Fun Shoe

Mega64 posted:

Titans gonna have a tough road to 9-7.

Tannehill has to come on.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:16

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Titans loving suck and I hate them

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:16

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Colts are gonna get slaughtered tonight aren't they

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:18

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Intruder posted:

bonus DJ Chark statline

Final line: 28/33 426 yards 5 TD no picks

Best team/QB in the AFCS

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:18

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

i like qb

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:31

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

When Watson and Fuller have it going, holy poo poo

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:34

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

if we're admitting bad draft reactions I was certain Fuller was going to be a Breshad Perriman

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:39

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Epic High Five posted:

Colts are gonna get slaughtered tonight aren't they

So much.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

PrinceRandom posted:

if we're admitting bad draft reactions I was certain Fuller was going to be a Breshad Perriman

I was actually optimistic about Fuller but also certain Doctson and Treadwell would be the better receivers

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:46

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Jags were stone balling today and forgot to cover the one guy that could beat them. Defense let them down today.

Also, god drat, are Buffalo and Tennessee the 2 most "win ugly" teams in the last 20 years? One of those 2 is gonna limp their way into the playoffs playing the most unsightly brand of football anyone can recall seeing.

Not AFC south related but holy poo poo the Patriots are giving up less than 7 points a game and have double the point differential of their next closest competitor.

Shadow225 posted:

~~Foles~~ Minshew is gonna have a great year throwing to

DJ Chark

# ? Oct 6, 2019 22:14

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Texans let CMC be the guy to beat them too

# ? Oct 6, 2019 22:18

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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BiggerBoat posted:

Not AFC south related but holy poo poo the Patriots are giving up less than 7 points a game and have double the point differential of their next closest competitor.

That's pretty easy to do when you've only played one team with a pulse, and said team is Buffalo.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 22:18

purkey: Dec 5, 2003; I hate the 90s

Jags QBs have 10 TDs and 1 int. 2-3 lol

# ? Oct 6, 2019 22:56

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

we suck

# ? Oct 6, 2019 23:03

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Epic High Five posted:

Colts are gonna get slaughtered tonight aren't they

It was going to be bad regardless, but now half the team is injured or held back for the bye week so lol.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 23:04

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

90% it's an unwatchable slaughter and 10% it's miraculous Colts bullshit and we win or at least don't lose by 4 TDs

# ? Oct 6, 2019 23:04

EvilBeard: Apr 24, 2003; Big Q's House of Pancakes; Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

90% it's an unwatchable slaughter and 10% it's miraculous Colts bullshit and we win or at least don't lose by 4 TDs

So far, not an unwatchable slaughter. The pass rush showed up to save us from the secondary.

EvilBeard fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Oct 7, 2019

# ? Oct 7, 2019 02:52

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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I�m beginning to think the Texans can beat the Chiefs next week.

# ? Oct 7, 2019 04:20

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Edward Mass posted:

I�m beginning to think the Texans can beat the Chiefs next week.

lol

You know drat well the Texans are going to get shithoused, and also swept by the Colts

Just enjoy the Astros like I plan to

# ? Oct 7, 2019 04:25

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Listen, I am bullish on the Texans every year until the wheels fall off. The wheels are still on!

# ? Oct 7, 2019 04:39

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Welp, guess we can end the argument.

# ? Oct 7, 2019 04:45

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Titans loving suck and I hate them

hey, don't get too down, they're only six days away from being .500 again!

# ? Oct 7, 2019 16:24

EvilBeard: Apr 24, 2003; Big Q's House of Pancakes; Fun Shoe

Stevie Lee posted:

hey, don't get too down, they're only six days away from being .500 again!

The offense really needs to be better. Ten is scoring 19.6 P/G. That's ranked 24th (with tonight's game pending, but neither of will probably freefall below them), with the only teams scoring less being the Giants, Bills, Broncos, Bears, Bengals, Washington, Jets, and Dolphins. Those teams aren't offensive juggernauts. You're 3 P/G better than the Bengals, who are in the running for the 1st overall pick. Things need to change. Either via scheme/philosphy, or players. It's nearly impossible to be consistently good in the NFL and score that few points.

# ? Oct 7, 2019 16:49

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

They need to figure out how to create a pocket consistently

# ? Oct 7, 2019 16:52

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Edward Mass posted:

Listen, I am bullish on the Texans every year until the wheels fall off. The wheels are still on!

I haven't seen them play they like before. That was dominance. Against a lovely Atlanta defense, but still. Protection was good and they ran the ball super well, picking up first downs at will it seemed it like. Deshaun literally COULD NOT miss and was feeling himself the whole game. Really really fun one and it's a total mindfuck to compare that performance to the garbage we were treated to last week

Elephanthead posted:

I bet on Mahomes to pass 3 or more TDs.

anyone know what the smilie code is for the duck hunt dog laughing?

# ? Oct 7, 2019 16:56

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

EvilBeard posted:

The offense really needs to be better. Ten is scoring 19.6 P/G. That's ranked 24th

So in other words, they're the Titans again. They've always been one of those win ugly 17-13 teams for whatever reason

At least since they stopped being the Oilers

# ? Oct 8, 2019 00:21

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

BiggerBoat posted:

So in other words, they're the Titans again. They've always been one of those win ugly 17-13 teams for whatever reason

At least since they stopped being the Oilers

In a way, it's like Jeff Fisher never left

# ? Oct 8, 2019 00:37