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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Tohru's post-prison life is just going to be a neverending stream of everyone he ever knew shoving money at him and telling him to gently caress off, enabling him to live as the king of NEETs.

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I'd say Tohru's about 3 more words away from getting uncle punched

Devils Affricate fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Oct 6, 2019

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe
Tohru gonna spend that money on more titty arcade games.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.

SerCypher posted:

Tohru gonna spend that money on more titty arcade games.

With that kind of scratch he'd just buy the arcade cabinet itself. He's no dummy.

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe

nullEntityRNG posted:

With that kind of scratch he'd just buy the arcade cabinet itself. He's no dummy.

UMMMMMMMMMM i don't know about that.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


nullEntityRNG posted:

He's no dummy.

citation needed

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
I was going to rephrase and say he's not an idiot when it comes to the consumption of anime titty.

But no he spent 50 bucks on one machine so... I got nothing :eng99:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

nullEntityRNG posted:

I was going to rephrase and say he's not an idiot when it comes to the consumption of anime titty.

But no he spent 50 bucks on one machine so... I got nothing :eng99:

You'd spend 50 bucks on it too if you just got out of jail after ten years.

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



Chomp8645 posted:

You'd spend 50 bucks on it too if you just got out of jail after ten years.

he really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really needed to see boobs

e: he should have spent that money elsewhere for the same purpose

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe

Aino Minako posted:

he really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really needed to see boobs

e: he should have spent that money elsewhere for the same purpose

He might have even been able to touch a boob for 50 dollars.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



Get lost NEET.

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



Uncle doesn’t necessarily want him gone, but the complications introduced by having him around are too big of a problem.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

FormaldehydeSon posted:

time to stab that uncle

lol

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Who knew getting your parents to murder themselves could be so profitable?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Those kids (uncle's grandchildren?) were probably born while Tohru was in prison, and after his parents were dead. They likely do not know he exists, and may not even be aware that there was a murder/suicide in the family. The uncle would probably prefer if they just didn't know he exists, because it would mean he would have to explain all of those things to them.

I guess that would make those kids his cousins once removed.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

RBA Starblade posted:

Tohru, it's time to cook

ramen

his uncle sells noodles to the pickpocket

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy
I was reading it as uncle is still pissed that tohru killed his sister/brother. The money is tohru’s share of something and now that uncle has fulfilled his part of it, doesn’t ever want to see neet again.

Although now that I typed all that out, I can’t imagine that tohru would legally be a beneficiary to any of his parents assets so is uncle giving tohru a bit of his own share in order to pay tohru to never return?

In which case my theory is wrong. drat this comic for making a fool of best bale!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
It's probably money from the house being sold and he kept it for NEET until he got out.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



the uncle might not even be mad anymore but just doesn't want a constant reminder of grief from a decade ago hanging around

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Simplest explanation: no one wants a NEET around

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Will somebody please help that old man phone home!

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:

Will somebody please help that old man phone home!

At least get him some Reese's Pieces.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:

Will somebody please help that old man phone home!

if someone draws E.T. in the style of neetcomic, i'll post an entire page worth of bonus updates.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
How the gently caress do I feel bad for Tohru?

drat you decent writing!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
fuckin grim

Mr. Steak posted:

if someone draws E.T. in the style of neetcomic, i'll post an entire page worth of bonus updates.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Okay so I guess I hosed up before, because THIS is officially where "Daily Life of a Certain Ex-Convict" begins.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you

Mr. Steak posted:

if someone draws E.T. in the style of neetcomic, i'll post an entire page worth of bonus updates.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/CU2psqf_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium[img]

Phone posting, can't get my image tags working

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:



Phone posting, can't get my image tags working

holy crap this is great. now i gotta get to updating!!

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Wait is this branch over or does it just move on with the same arc but become daily life of a boring salaryman or something?

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Resting Lich Face posted:

Wait is this branch over or does it just move on with the same arc but become daily life of a boring salaryman or something?

no, we're continuing. this branch won't end until we have at least 1 more big choice to vote on.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Cue 4 months of furious snacking and masturbation until the money is gone.

Mr. Steak posted:

no, we're continuing. this branch won't end until we have at least 1 more big choice to vote on.

Good because I'm invested!

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


(more bonus panels for e.t. fanart)

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Boy that one must have taken ages to translate.

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



Resting Lich Face posted:

Boy that one must have taken ages to translate.

Hey, knowing there is a WC at the station is important.

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


24 thousand dollars is a nice sum to restart a life with. And he doesn't have to worry about his parents ailing in their old age. Things could be a lot worse for NEET.

... Assuming he doesn't squander the money falling into old habits or that he isn't pickpocketted again. Hopefully he has the sense to go to the bank.

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