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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

He was somehow still composed enough to walk up stairs wearing rollerblades. The slowmo oh no is what makes the video.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Thank god we’re past that gif

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3K7f22vJp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HoXKG68ZGI

https://youtu.be/25GNYaiEDhs?t=36

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnL1iPdQVuc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--m9_9tuUnM

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Now this is interesting.

e: DEE DEE MEGA DOO DOO! I had totally forgotten about this....makes me laugh so hard.

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Oct 7, 2019

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Oh god it was under the chin how the gently caress is he not paralyzed

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/3yw1EO1.mp4

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Talk about raising the roof.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The way she immediately gets up completely stoked is pretty amusing

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

When you thought you performed all the safety checks, but forgot one...and that's the one you can see moments before impact.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Julius CSAR posted:

Oh god it was under the chin how the gently caress is he not paralyzed

TIGER UPPERCUT!!

I tried to find out who he was and what happened to him but the viral video company Jukin Media bought the rights to the video back in 2014 and their copy of the video doesn't have any details, and it looks like they've scrubbed every other copy that might have told us who he was.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
pogo
https://i.imgur.com/mvxBWNX.mp4

"awwwwh... I pooped myself a little"


"fire it in there"
https://twitter.com/RaulNBCBoston/status/897962027733458944

Edit: Man, the sound of that pitch when it hits...

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Jatosint/status/1181226238041440257?s=20

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
*guy hits his face on a pole

"OH MY GOD!!!! HOW HAS THIS MAN SURVIVED?!?!"

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Solice Kirsk posted:

*guy hits his face on a pole

"OH MY GOD!!!! HOW HAS THIS MAN SURVIVED?!?!"

There's "hitting your face on a pole" and then there's "having your entire forward momentum stopped by a very small immobile surface area hitting you right in the middle of your face".

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/well_regulated_/status/1181411577465131009

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

AFewBricksShy posted:

There's "hitting your face on a pole" and then there's "having your entire forward momentum stopped by a very small immobile surface area hitting you right in the middle of your face".

There were some images once of a guy who jumped over wall or something trying to evade cops, there was a substantial drop and a wrought iron fence down below. His head got impaled and his body detached completely.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

AFewBricksShy posted:

There's "hitting your face on a pole" and then there's "having your entire forward momentum stopped by a very small immobile surface area hitting you right in the middle of your face".

If he was laying motionless on the ground then I could see all the speculation. He's just on the ground looking stunned and a little pissed and starting to pull himself up. He's fine. Has no one been hit in the face before or what?

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

There were some images once of a guy who jumped over wall or something trying to evade cops, there was a substantial drop and a wrought iron fence down below. His head got impaled and his body detached completely.

Was he ok?

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Solice Kirsk posted:

If he was laying motionless on the ground then I could see all the speculation. He's just on the ground looking stunned and a little pissed and starting to pull himself up. He's fine. Has no one been hit in the face before or what?

The gif ends with enough time for the "Brain hasn't figured out how hosed the body is" thing to be in effect.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Some say he just rollerbladed away into the sunset, headless, but fabulous.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

he wasnt wearing shoes we will never know

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Super dead, much like the horse this line of jokes is beating

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
poor joke
thought of ants and died

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004


I do what I want, when I want and you can gently caress yourself if you don't like it.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Land koi into the water, what's odd here? :v:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

*guy hits his face on a pole

"OH MY GOD!!!! HOW HAS THIS MAN SURVIVED?!?!"

Man, these sarcastic comments are brutal to read, why loving bother?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LifeSunDeath posted:

There were some images once of a guy who jumped over wall or something trying to evade cops, there was a substantial drop and a wrought iron fence down below. His head got impaled and his body detached completely.

It was in Atlanta, you can search snopes.com to find the article and pictures.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/GKTFO/status/1181473237852721153


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8ilTJBxAPo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njLnXTfJyNo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3T1nfi0H8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6l2py68WY4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

LifeSunDeath posted:

There were some images once of a guy who jumped over wall or something trying to evade cops, there was a substantial drop and a wrought iron fence down below. His head got impaled and his body detached completely.

Something quite humbling about the phrase "his body detached completely"

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
https://twitter.com/inosukefanacct/status/1181378341774868480

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Fun fact, your mom fucks.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://i.imgur.com/J2nPOIR.gifv

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/DewUXyA.mp4

sound:

https://i.imgur.com/XYvlwTO.mp4

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

The true schadenfreude is being that white and not wearing sunscreen. Look at his neck.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

LifeSunDeath posted:

Fun fact, your mom fucks.

Not mine, sorry.

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

Double Punctuation posted:

The true schadenfreude is being that white and not wearing sunscreen. Look at his neck.

And that rock....

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

If he was laying motionless on the ground then I could see all the speculation. He's just on the ground looking stunned and a little pissed and starting to pull himself up. He's fine. Has no one been hit in the face before or what?

The video ends with him begging his friends to take him to hospital immediately, he sounded somewhat less than fine in that part

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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
All this male groin devastation calls out for a bit of equality:

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