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Phlegmish posted:loving lmao Now that weekly world news is gone, i have to read daily mail for my ridiculous stories. plus i am learning so much about megan markle every day, i could write a biography by now. Edit: Terrible new page snype so heres some content, Andy Dick is still being a dick every day to new victims, but particularly to uber employees lately. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7539129/Comedian-Andy-Dick-charged-groping-driver.html Comedian Andy Dick pleads not guilty to groping Uber driver in Los Angeles as cops investigate him after altercation with food deliveryman "Dick entered the plea Friday in Los Angeles to one count of misdemeanor sexual battery. If convicted, he faces up to 180 days in jail. Prosecutors allege he leaned over and grabbed the man's crotch in April 2018. TMZ reported the actor ran into trouble this week with an Uber Eats delivery man. In the video they obtained, Dick is fighting the delivery man's little brother, saying 'it's my food now, b**ch.' He's ultimately thrown to the ground by the delivery guy and the comedian's head slams against the pavement. Dick was reported to police over Wednesday's incident. The LAPD is investigating and Dick is now a suspect in a battery investigation. Last year, Dick was charged with groping a woman on a Los Angeles street. He pleaded no contest and avoided jail. " A few nights ago after a show, someone came up behind him and laid him out. He likes to hop in random people's cars and go to their homes to hang out for hours just... being annoying. He is just living his best(?) life! cinni has a new favorite as of 17:25 on Oct 5, 2019 |
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Oct 5, 2019 17:27
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Wouldn't he just get one starred into oblivion and never get picked up again? Idk much about uber, I don't use it.
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Andy Dick is just that one obnoxious piece of poo poo rear end in a top hat that nobody likes. Everyone knows somebody like that, Andy is just that concept, perfected.
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Oct 6, 2019 14:18
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Jon Lovitz did it, but we were all thinking it.
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Oct 6, 2019 14:19
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Memento posted:Jon Lovitz did it, but we were all thinking it. Jon Lovitz beating his rear end owned
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 quote:Zhao claims the pet hotel staff then blamed him for the incident and complained that some of the cat owners weren't planning on having kittens.
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Oct 6, 2019 14:36
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Pet hotel? More like a cat house.
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Why is a pet hotel accepting cats that haven’t been spayed or neutered in the first place?
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AlbieQuirky posted:Why is a pet hotel accepting cats that haven’t been spayed or neutered in the first place?  "I slipped them 50 bucks, that's why!"
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Memento posted:Jon Lovitz did it, but we were all thinking it. Andy Dick can't read so it was entirely unreasonable for him to be expected to buy his book
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Andy Dick got Phil Hartman's wife back on drugs and that ended in the worst possible way. A.Dick is the missing link between man and a turd you just can't scrape off your shoes.
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Watch OSHA start a loving war.
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I choose not to read the article and instead prefer to imagine the judge at the 19-hour mark going 'hmm let's see where he's going with this'
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He was talking endlessly about his criminal career and personal philosophy, that might make a profitable book.
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Jeopardy accidentally uses a question based on a joke tweet about Tetris. https://twitter.com/retrohistories/status/1181666748036243458 Tag yourself, I'm Smashboy.
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Well. I guess those are the real names, now. Smashboy eat the lines.
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Was she arguing with the teenager about the seal or was the teenager arguing with the seal and she was reporting that?
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jojoinnit posted:Was she arguing with the teenager about the seal or was the teenager arguing with the seal and she was reporting that? The 911 operator is a teenager with dreadlocks and she argued with him about an elephant seal.
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Aside from the yellow journalism, the MyLondon News apparently doesn't know how to spell testicle.
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Tobermory posted:Aside from the yellow journalism, the MyLondon News apparently doesn't know how to spell testicle. It's Britain so I'm surprised it's not printed as tæstæcles or some poo poo.
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Azathoth posted:It's Britain so I'm surprised it's not printed as tæstæcles or some poo poo. Testicoul 
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he looks pretty good for 71, maybe i should check out this pisstol technique
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That poor kid. Now he's forever memorialized in the internet as the boy who got punched in the testicles. Potential employers googling his name for the rest of time are going to have this come up. Hell, acquaintances too. Thanks, mom!
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Facebook Aunt posted:That poor kid. Now he's forever memorialized in the internet as the boy who got punched in the testicles. Potential employers googling his name for the rest of time are going to have this come up. Hell, acquaintances too. Thanks, mom! also she signed away his manhood. hell of a phrasing
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Lol what happened with the “poop on his friend” comment? I’m scared to google it.
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Cartoon Man posted:Lol what happened with the “poop on his friend” comment? I’m scared to google it. According to Wikipedia he used to be a gross out comedian and way back when he made a Harlem Shake video where he literally poo poo on his friend.
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Go look it up my friends, it’s perfect
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This just came up for me in Apple news
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jojoinnit posted:This just came up for me in Apple news God?! Also wouldn't you pass out and start breathing again? Or did the fishcake melt his windpipe
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artsy fartsy posted:God?! swelling due to an allergic reaction, i assume
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artsy fartsy posted:God?! Krankenstyle posted:swelling due to an allergic reaction, i assume Basically he had a burn so deep down his throat that the emergency room throat specialist couldn't see it and he was sent home. He woke his wife up by asphyxiating during the night and died on the way to the hospital. He had no burns to his tongue or mouth so they didn't think to suspect further. He was pronounced dead exactly 12 hours after eating the fishcake. 
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