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TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

Professor Skittles posted:

Does anyone have a powerbomb as a finisher in wwe currently?? If not why is it so rarely used ?? I always thought it was one of the cooler moves but rarely if ever see it anymore.

Kevin Owens was using a pop-up powerbomb as his finisher until this year when he came back from injury and started using the Stunner as a finisher for some reason.

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FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

Professor Skittles posted:

Does anyone have a powerbomb as a finisher in wwe currently?? If not why is it so rarely used ?? I always thought it was one of the cooler moves but rarely if ever see it anymore.

It sucks to take.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Kaveman posted:

Do we know when NXT UK contracts are up? There's a few people in there that AEW could use, mainly the women.

Hard to say but if the first class of signings were to 3 year deals they'd be up this winter.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Hellblazer187 posted:

More importantly, where's the lineal custody of Dominic?

It is pretty suspicious that Eddie died and reverted it back to Rey. askquestions#

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Hellblazer187 posted:

More importantly, where's the lineal custody of Dominic?

Shane McMahon

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

FunMerrania posted:

It sucks to take.

Pretty much, same reason why the Alabama Slam fell out of favor

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

TriffTshngo posted:

Kevin Owens was using a pop-up powerbomb as his finisher until this year when he came back from injury and started using the Stunner as a finisher because REMEMBER WHEN YOU ALL LOVED WWE?!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Owens has a friendly relationship with Austin and has been wanting to use the stunner in WWE for a while before he started using it. Austin gave him his blessing as long as he did it right

I think he used to use it infrequently on the indies too although generally in the context of an obvious callback to Austin

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Aesop Poprock posted:

Austin gave him his blessing as long as he did it right


Why does he keep doing it still then?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It led to a funny diatribe from Austin on his podcast about the exact mechanics of the Stunner and how if you didn't properly kick the guy in the gut first then it was the difference between landing a knockout punch in boxing after taking the wind out of the opponent and just plain hitting him in the head

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Mayweather v McGregor was for the linear brawl 4 all title.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
this came up somewhere else, but it turns out Tyson Fury is actually the Lineal Brawl 4 all champ, getting it from Wlad. Klitshcko (not Mcgregor/Mayweather). Kinda funny it came back home

edit: https://thecomeback.com/boxing/conor-mcgregor-not-defending-wwe-brawl-title-wladimir-klitschko.html

Hirez fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Oct 12, 2019

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Aesop Poprock posted:

Owens has a friendly relationship with Austin and has been wanting to use the stunner in WWE for a while before he started using it. Austin gave him his blessing as long as he did it right

I think he used to use it infrequently on the indies too although generally in the context of an obvious callback to Austin

It's also bizarre because everything about Becky's character and storyline screamed 'use stunner as finish' but then KO started doing it so she's doing a weird uranage and they're trying to make her into the Rock instead.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Gaz-L posted:

It's also bizarre because everything about Becky's character and storyline screamed 'use stunner as finish' but then KO started doing it so she's doing a weird uranage and they're trying to make her into the Rock instead.

the women's division also has Ember Moon doing a top rope diving twisting stunner so i can understand why nobody else would want to do one

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



Hellblazer187 posted:

More importantly, where's the lineal custody of Dominic?

Following the strictest of lineal WWE title change rules, Edge should have been stripped of custody on 3/4/2012. I don't know who it would revert to at that point. Last defense was 3/4/2011 against Alberto Del Rio.

Yes, I spent an hour tracking six and a half years of custody.

2005/08/21: Rey (match with Eddie)
2005/08/30: Randy Orton
2005/12/09: Undertaker
2006/02/19: Kurt Angle
2006/03/20: Mark Henry
2006/03/25: Undertaker
2006/05/21: Khali
2006/08/15: Undertaker
2006/11/26: Mr. Kennedy
2006/12/17: Undertaker
2007/05/08: Edge
2007/05/14: Shawn Michaels
2007/05/20: Randy Orton
2007/05/26: Bobby Lashley
2007/07/22: John Cena
2007/07/30: Carlito
2007/08/13: John Cena
2008/05/12: Randy Orton
2008/05/18: Triple H
2008/11/11: Jeff Hardy
2008/12/08: Chris Jericho
2008/12/13: John Cena
2009/01/12: Shawn Michaels
2009/01/26: John Cena
2009/02/17: Big Show
2009/02/20: Triple H
2009/04/20: Randy Orton
2009/04/21: Triple H
2009/06/19: Randy Orton
2009/09/13: John Cena
2009/10/04: Randy Orton
2009/10/25: John Cena
2009/12/13: Sheamus
2010/03/28: Triple H
2010/04/25: Sheamus
2010/06/11: John Cena
2010/06/27: Sheamus
2010/09/20: Randy Orton
2010/11/22: The Miz
2011/01/31: Edge
2012/03/04: Vacant

If anyone wants to make up a vacancy rule and continue it, have fun. Also I don't know when Rey's large "son" Dominic turned 18.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


I think you treat it like custody of a child when a parent cannot care for them for whatever reason: find the parent's closest living relative. In this case, that's Edge's brother Christian. So!

2012.03.04 - Christian assumes guardianship of his legal nephew Dominic
2012.06.19 - Alberto Del Rio defeats Christian
2012.06.23 - Sheamus defeats Del Rio
2012.10.02 - CM Punk defeats Sheamus
2012.11.12 - John Cena defeats CM Punk
2012.12.16 - Dolph Ziggler defeats John Cena
2012.12.26 - John Cena defeats Dolph Ziggler
2013.08.18 - Daniel Bryan defeats John Cena
2013.08.18 - Randy Orton defeats Daniel Bryan
2013.09.15 - Daniel Bryan defeats Randy Orton (they can vacate a title, but not custody!)
2013.10.27 - Randy Orton defeats Daniel Bryan
2014.01.13 - Kofi Kingston defeats Randy Orton
2014.01.27 - Alberto Del Rio defeats Kofi Kingston
2014.02.16 - Batista defeats Alberto Del Rio
2014.02.24 - Alberto Del Rio defeats Batista
2014.02.28 - Sin Cara defeats Alberto Del Rio
2014.03.08 - Bad News Barrett defeats Sin Cara
2014.05.27 - Sheamus defeats Bad News Barrett
2014.06.10 - Cesaro defeats Sheamus
2014.06.30 - Kofi Kingston defeats Cesaro
2014.07.04 - Cesaro defeats Kofi Kingston
2014.07.07 - Kofi Kingston defeats Cesaro
2014.07.11 - Cesaro defeats Kofi Kingston
2014.07.12 - Rob Van Dam defeats Cesaro
2014.07.14 - Alberto Del Rio defeats Rob Van Dam
2014.07.22 - THE BIG DOG ROMAN REIGNS defeats Alberto Del Rio
2015.07.19 - Bray Wyatt defeats Roman Reigns
2015.08.01 - THE BIG DOG ROMAN REIGNS defeats Bray Wyatt
2015.09.11 - Seth Rollins defeats Roman Reigns
2015.09.20 - John Cena defeats Seth Rollins
2015.10.25 - Alberto Del Rio defeats John Cena
2015.11.22 - THE BIG DOG ROMAN REIGNS defeats Alberto Del Rio
2015.11.22 - Sheamus defeats Roman Reigns
2015.12.14 - THE BIG DOG ROMAN REIGNS defeats Sheamus
2015.06.19 - Seth Rollins defeats Roman Reigns
2016.06.19 - Dean Ambrose defeats Seth Rollins
2016.09.11 - AJ Styles defeats Dean Ambrose
2016.10.11 - James Ellsworth defeats AJ Styles
2016.12.20 - AJ Styles defeats James Ellsworth, saving Dominic's Christmas
2017.01.29 - John Cena defeats AJ Styles
2017.03.12 - Bray Wyatt defeats John Cena
2017.04.02 - Randy Orton defeats Bray Wyatt
2017.04.30 - Bray Wyatt defeats Randy Orton in the House of Horrors match, which is where he takes Dominic to live
2017.05.06 - Finn Balor defeats Bray Wyatt

e: At this point I screwed up, but I guess you can see an alternate universe where they didn't randomly job Finn out to Roman one Raw.

2017.07.24 - Elias Samson defeats Finn Balor
2017.07.28 - Finn Balor defeats Elias Samson
2017.08.14 - Bray Wyatt defeats Finn Balor
2017.08.20 - Finn Balor defeats Bray Wyatt
2017.10.20 - Braun Strowman defeats Finn Balor
2018.11.02 - Brock Lesnar defeats Braun Strowman
2019.04.07 - Seth Rollins defeats Brock Lesnar
2019.07.14 - Brock Lesnar defeats Seth Rollins
2019.08.11 - Seth Rollins defeats Brock Lesnar

And that's where we are right now. Dominic Mysterio's legal guardian is Seth Rollins.

Let's take a look at what father Dominic spent his Christmas with each year.

2005: Undertaker
2006: Undertaker
2007: John Cena
2008: John Cena
2009: Sheamus
2010: The Miz
2011: Edge
2012 - Dolph Ziggler
2013 - Randy Orton
2014 - Roman Reigns
2015 - Roman Reigns
2016 - AJ Styles
2017 - Braun Strowman
2018 - Brock Lesnar

Defiance Industries fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Oct 15, 2019

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



Defiance Industries posted:

I think you treat it like custody of a child when a parent cannot care for them for whatever reason: find the parent's closest living relative. In this case, that's Edge's brother Christian.

Ha. I like this. I'll continue it and see what happens.

[edit] Finally getting weird in 2014

IronCladBurrito fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Oct 15, 2019

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Defiance Industries posted:

I think you treat it like custody of a child when a parent cannot care for them for whatever reason: find the parent's closest living relative. In this case, that's Edge's brother Christian.

This is the greatest thing I ever read in my life.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


I'm just glad Dominic managed to dodge spending Christmas with James Ellsworth. I'll probably continue it later.

I think it's very interesting how custody of Dominic goes from the midcard with Christian to the main event, then back down into the midcard for a year before going back to the main event scene.

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



Continuing:

The last champion I have per Cagematch is Elias on 8/20/19. I know the info there is stale, as Elias's last match there is a KotR Quarterfinal vs. Ali on 9/3, and I'm pretty sure someone beat him since. Elias's reign is the 97th transfer of custody of Dominic since Rey beat Eddie. But from where Edge retired:

2012/03/04: Vacated by Edge, nearest wrestling relative: Christian
2012/06/19: Alberto del Rio
2012/06/23: Sheamus
2012/10/02: CM Punk
2012/11/12: John Cena
2012/12/16: Dolph Ziggler
2012/12/26: John Cena
2013/08/18: Daniel Bryan
2013/08/18: Randy Orton
2013/09/15: Daniel Bryan
2013/10/27: Randy Orton
2014/01/13: Kofi Kingston
2014/01/27: Alberto del Rio
2014/02/16: Batista
2014/02/24: Alberto del Rio
2014/02/28: Sin Cara
2014/03/08: Bad News Barrett
2014/05/27: Sheamus
2014/06/10: Cesaro
2014/06/30: Kofi Kingston
2014/07/04: Cesaro
2014/07/07: Kofi Kingston
2014/07/11: Cesaro
2014/07/12: Rob Van Dam
2014/07/14: Alberto del Rio
2014/07/22: Roman Reigns
2015/02/02: Big Show
2015/02/06: Roman Reigns
2015/03/02: Seth Rollins
2015/03/06: John Cena
2015/05/31: Kevin Owens
2015/06/14: John Cena
2015/08/23: Seth Rollins
2015/09/07: Ryback
2015/09/08: Seth Rollins
2015/09/20: John Cena
2015/10/25: Alberto del Rio
2015/11/22: Roman Reigns
2015/11/22: Sheamus
2015/12/14: Roman Reigns
2016/06/19: Seth Rollins
2016/06/19: Dean Ambrose
2016/09/11: A J Styles
2016/10/04: John Cena
2017/03/12: Bray Wyatt
2017/04/02: Randy Orton
2017/04/30: Bray Wyatt
2017/05/06: Finn Balor
2017/05/15: Roman Reigns
2017/06/19: Samoa Joe
2017/07/09: Brock Lesnar
2018/08/19: Roman Reigns
2019/06/07: Shane McMahon
2019/08/11: Kevin Owens
2019/08/13: Samoa Joe
2019/08/17: Kevin Owens
2019/08/20: Elias

Important weird note: Custody never went to someone employed outside WWE. And Roman managed to hang on to Dom throughout the entire Leukemia battle.

[edit] Oh poo poo, you followed through. Where did I screw up?

IronCladBurrito fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Oct 15, 2019

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

something like 60% of all lineal championships ended up with edge right when he retired

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


IronCladBurrito posted:

[edit] Oh poo poo, you followed through. Where did I screw up?

gently caress, I missed Roman beating Finn in 2017. That resulted in custody going to Braun and from there, to Brock and Seth.

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



Defiance Industries posted:

Let's take a look at what father Dominic spent his Christmas with each year.

2012 - Dolph Ziggler
2013 - Randy Orton
2014 - Roman Reigns
2015 - Roman Reigns
2016 - AJ Styles
2017 - Braun Strowman
2018 - Brock Lesnar

2005: Undertaker
2006: Undertaker
2007: John Cena
2008: John Cena
2009: Sheamus
2010: The Miz
2011: Edge

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



Defiance Industries posted:

gently caress, I missed Roman beating Finn in 2017. That resulted in custody going to Braun and from there, to Brock and Seth.

I don't watch often anymore (mostly follow the threads here) but I'm guessing rn it's either Chad Gable or Corbin, having beaten Elias (by my count)

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Brb gonna commission Dave Millican to craft a Custody of Dominick Mysterio belt

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
What are the best heel promos of all time? (No slurs)

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015

by Athanatos

Schneider Heim posted:

What are the best heel promos of all time? (No slurs)

https://youtu.be/PrwDwXH7gHY

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Schneider Heim posted:

What are the best heel promos of all time? (No slurs)

Minoru Suzuki is the scariest man ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Uwdsxyrc0

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Schneider Heim posted:

What are the best heel promos of all time? (No slurs)

I've posted this before for other reasons but I'll post it for this one. Nick Bockwinkel in the $500 per punch feud with Lawler was incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL3LJMQmKpA

This is probably the weakest promo in the feud but sadly I lost my old VHSes that had a more complete compilation of these promos.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

How many times did Lawler wind up punching Bockwinkel in the match?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Schneider Heim posted:

What are the best heel promos of all time? (No slurs)

I always liked this one from Hogan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hILCw66sLU&t=114s

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Did Crush just start using the same facepaint from his Demolition days when he became "Japanese Sympathizer Crush"?

Also, when I was a kid, I always wanted a pair of Adam Bomb glasses. At a house show in the early 90s I was in the front row and Bret Hart gave me his glasses. The cord was already broken and the foam around the edges was soaked in Bret sweat. I threw them out on the way home because I didn't like him at the time and they smelled loving terrible. I was nine years old.

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Keep bustin'
Were the recurring jobbers on WWF Superstars mostly local workers, or was there of a handful of contracted job guys in there? Like I believe Brooklyn Brawler was with WWF full time despite performing exclusively as a jobber (correct me if I'm wrong).

And what about a guy like Barry Horowitz? I assumed he started local and eventually got signed when he did the angle with Candido/Skip.

Minidust fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Oct 15, 2019

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Does anyone have the excellent and incomprehensible "davebnmeltzer" post lying around somewhere? I can never find it when I want to read it :( I should probably save it.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Minidust posted:

Were the recurring jobbers on WWF Superstars mostly local workers, or was there of a handful of contracted job guys in there? Like I believe Brooklyn Brawler was with WWF full time despite performing exclusively as a jobber (correct me if I'm wrong).

And what about a guy like Barry Horowitz? I assumed he started local and eventually got signed when he did the angle with Candido/Skip.

Barry Horowitz had a run in the late 80s where he was a jobber who would actually sometimes get wins against people even lower on the totem pole than he was (including David Sammartino and, amazingly enough, Ken Shamrock in 1988) before he left and came back for his New Generation jobber career where he got that weird mini-push from beating Candido

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

i think around "The Goon" period they were experimenting with having a regular jobber crew with crazy gimmicks

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Excuse me. You all have forgotten about the great “Iron” Mike Sharp? He was the elite jobber of late 80’s WWF.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

mike sharpe had a similar obsessive mind to that of a guy like chris benoit. then he went into the training business which is a terrible idea for a person with ocd and who was generally a perfectionist. it somehow worked out well. if he had received just a few more concussions it may not have.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
I've seen some guys who went on to become names jobbing on the 92 episodes of Superstars.

Perry Saturn, Headbanger Thrasher, Jason Knight. Probably more.

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

I've seen some guys who went on to become names jobbing on the 92 episodes of Superstars.

Perry Saturn, Headbanger Thrasher, Jason Knight. Probably more.

Hardyz are famous for this

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