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Collapsing Farts posted:This was written by a furry right Crazy old lady with repressed Catholic weirdness. So probably woulda been a furry if she was born like 50 years later.
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Antivehicular posted:Also, this comes up because the dragons go into these crazy mating frenzies, and their riders have to gently caress the riders of whatever dragon their dragon fucks, because psychic bond or something? Also only like 1% of all dragons are fertile females, and 50% are infertile females, but I guess they all go gently caress-crazy? Also the greens are the crappiest dragons and used to take female riders, but then there was a population crash so women don't even get to ride the crappy dragons anymore because they have to stay barefoot and pregnant. RFC2324 posted:I think I read every last one of them and I never caught any whiff of gay is bad. for its time it seemed amazing that there were gay people who were just portrayed as normal people If women don’t ride dragons, it should be 100% gay. What am I missing?
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Platystemon posted:If women don’t ride dragons, it should be 100% gay. Well guess what?
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Platystemon posted:If women don’t ride dragons, it should be 100% gay. Women do ride the gold dragons, which are the fertile ones. So it's like 95% gay.
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I'm so glad I stopped reading swords and ephebophilia style literature at a young age.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I'm so glad I stopped reading swords and ephebophilia style literature at a young age. Congratulations on escaping grooming.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I'm so glad I stopped reading swords and ephebophilia style literature at a young age. European history is a little complicated
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Platystemon posted:Congratulations on escaping grooming. Turn on your monitor. sorry, couldn't resist
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Turn on your monitor. I was going to write “congratulations on not being groomed”, but then I realised it could be read as an insult about hygiene. So I walked right into that one.
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small bird pudding posted:Women do ride the gold dragons, which are the fertile ones. So it's like 95% gay. Sometimes the women are underage so it’s 95% gay, 2.5% straight, and 2.5% pedophilia. Sometimes the dragons also go back in time so then you have some grandfather paradoxes but I don’t think any actual invest happened.
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And all these books were in my high school library.
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small bird pudding posted:And all these books were in my high school library.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Yeah but they probably had Piers Anthony too. Yeah, my junior high library had some of the early Xanth novels. Luckily even in 9th grade I could tell Piers was extremely weird and creepy (despite enjoying all the other dumb puns and poo poo) 
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A Sometimes Food posted:Crazy old lady with repressed Catholic weirdness. Excuse me, but she was a Presbyterian weirdo, not Catholic.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Yeah but they probably had Piers Anthony too. Probably. I definitely read some, but I don't remember if I checked them out from school or the public library.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Yeah but they probably had Piers Anthony too. And just like with Xanth, it's the less famous series that have the really hosed up sexual stuff (not even sure where to begin with Piers Anthony as there's so much, his short story anthology (where admittedly most were originally published in playboy) is pretty up there though) - I mean I didn't notice anything weirdly hosed up about sexuality when I first read the Pern books, but The Tower And The Hive really had me wondering wtf was wrong with her.
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Paladinus posted:Excuse me, but she was a Presbyterian weirdo, not Catholic. Yeah, Anne Rice was the Catholic weirdo who wrote novels about the bizarre sex roles in her fantasy world
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zoux posted:I shudder to think what this is going to do to the next few pages but *heavy breathing in Algerian*
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zoux posted:I shudder to think what this is going to do to the next few pages but Helvetica 
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Helvetica FWEEEEEEEEEE
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Queen Combat posted:Serif fonts go home. Rock the Calibri, rock the Calibri Serif don't like it
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zoux posted:I shudder to think what this is going to do to the next few pages but Where does Book Antiqua fall in this chart? 
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How is a Bauhaus font not on that list? Should definitely be Chaotic Good.
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zoux posted:I shudder to think what this is going to do to the next few pages but Anyone who can recognize a font is a turbonerd in desperate need of a swirlie.
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zoux posted:I shudder to think what this is going to do to the next few pages but It took me this long to realize that comic sans has a serif on the capital C.
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ookiimarukochan posted:And just like with Xanth, it's the less famous series that have the really hosed up sexual stuff (not even sure where to begin with Piers Anthony as there's so much, his short story anthology (where admittedly most were originally published in playboy) is pretty up there though) - I mean I didn't notice anything weirdly hosed up about sexuality when I first read the Pern books, but The Tower And The Hive really had me wondering wtf was wrong with her. Anne McCaffrey made several deliberate attempts to break into the erotic sci-fi market. Sex (with rapey space lizard/beast men) sells, it's not all unseemly subtext, but unseemly text and unseemly back of the book-jacket synopsis as well.
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Poops Mcgoots posted:It took me this long to realize that comic sans has a serif on the capital C. I just groaned aloud when I looked and saw you were right.
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zoux posted:I shudder to think what this is going to do to the next few pages but Weak sauce. Someone do one for terminal fonts and text editor color schemes. Heads will roll.
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Who What Now posted:It's weird that what is basically hardcore porn is sold right out in the open if it's in text form. But show a naked boob and it needs to be in a opaque bag hidden in the Forbidden Zone. Sorry, I only accept tired adbusters-style platitudes about the hypocrisy of society if it has a picture of the joker on it.  
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