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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
When i saud Texano Jr was Lucha Page i didnt mean theyre both cowboys. Its that theyre both overpushed charisma vacuums that suck.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Oil! posted:

How do you tell good clowns from bad clowns?

They're all good to me, but the fans actually really really love this one

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

LividLiquid posted:

I'm tapping out. The horns have gotten to me. Thank you all for teaching me about AAA.

you made it far and saw the star of AAA, a clown.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Psycho Loco Psycho Clown~

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Where is psycho clown's flamethrower? :saddowns:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Sticky Nate posted:

Where is psycho clown's flamethrower? :saddowns:

He had a child in tow!!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Why is Wagner wearing a mask? This is insulting to Lucha and to my horniness.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Wagner wearing the mask in a desperate attempt to not bleed immediately in a cage match, but it won't work

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I have no idea what is happening here and I’m kinda cool with that.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Did the teams all turn on each other

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Psycho Clown should use a remix of Psycho Dad from Married with Children.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I have literally no idea how you win this match

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

KungFu Grip posted:

Did the teams all turn on each other

No, there is just a lot of clowns and people with red pants.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

coconono posted:

I have no idea what is happening here and I’m kinda cool with that.

I just assume any Lucha Multi-man is Blerns-Ball Rules and go with it.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Psycho Clown should use a remix of Psycho Dad from Married with Children.

I interpreted that as mixing Psycho Dad with Love and Marriage.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Psycho Clown’s music was like PBS kid’s show music

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Lid posted:

I have literally no idea how you win this match

The match can't be stopped for any reason

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Lid posted:

I have literally no idea how you win this match

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1185772788705124357

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

welcome to AAA

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I think it’s escape until the last two guys and then it becomes an apuesta match

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Gumball Gumption posted:

No, there is just a lot of clowns and people with red pants.

I'm pretty sure I've seen Texano and Penta gon fighting, same with averno & wagner and psycho and scorpio

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

is this like those Toryumon/DG cage matches where the last guy to not escape is declared the loser?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Unbreakable Table strikes again

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So did Mexico not get the memo about unprotected chair shots or do they just not give a poo poo?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Psycho Clown
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Ah ah ah ah AAA crown
Fun fun fun fun partaaaaaaaaay

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

KungFu Grip posted:

I'm pretty sure I've seen Texano and Penta gon fighting, same with averno & wagner and psycho and scorpio

Lol yeah. I assumed way too much of a AAA match

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Joe Lider should be in this

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Professional wrestlers do not seem to be very good knot tiers

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


coconono posted:

I think it’s escape until the last two guys and then it becomes an apuesta match

I think so too, which makes it being a tag match even funnier/more chaotic

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jerusalem posted:

So did Mexico not get the memo about unprotected chair shots or do they just not give a poo poo?

AAA is the garbage fed they dont care anyway. They had fans sexually assaulting Scarlett Bordeaux.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Aerostar should do a dive because gently caress it

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

coconono posted:

Aerostar should do a dive because gently caress it

Im waiting for a red filter as Rush and Dragon Lee debut

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

rear end pop

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Wagner being like gently caress this dumb match is lol.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

rear end

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Rey Wagner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Jerusalem posted:

So did Mexico not get the memo about unprotected chair shots or do they just not give a poo poo?

A year ago someone tossed a cinder block at someone else and wasn't immediately blackballed from the business. On the bright side people do headshots more often with those pans than with chairs, so some are trying to be better

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Wagner actually didn't bleed in a match :stare:

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

This match is a demonstration on pecking order politics.

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