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| They literally set fire to the ring by accident |
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2 | 2.22% |
| They literally set fire to the ring on purpose |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Rehire Jeff Jarrett |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung |
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7 | 7.78% |
| Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan |
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13 | 14.44% |
| Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) |
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4 | 4.44% |
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Ken Shamrock just hit a tope. Maybe this isn't the worst timeline
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J-Ro posted:Shamrock just did a tope. Moose saved him from a broken neck. i mean, he's not wrong to call it consistent, but...
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Shamrock is 55? What the gently caress.
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Oct 21, 2019 03:20
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Aergo posted:WTF. Poor Tessa, goddamn it. Chris James 2 posted:Tessa just won the AAA women's title Chris James 2 posted:Pretty obviously happening at BFG Chris James 2 posted:I agreed earlier on this page with someone that she was either taking it off Cage at BFG or taking it off Sami at BFG; if she lost, it was only so she could beat Sami for it at BFG instead of Cage I know there were a couple more but TL;DR I was an idiot for being optimistic and giving them farrrr too much credit that I thought they actually 1) were going to see what they had in Tessa and 2) were going to capitalize on it in any major way soon after seeing it. idk what came over me. i'm sorry
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Oct 21, 2019 03:23
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see, she still got booked correctly this weekend
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J-Ro posted:https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/1186088298453913601 It's hard to fault a decision where you can do your indie thing as well as have a ""consistent"" "paycheck" and be on "tv". But the prospect of signing to Impact when they're at that confident phase of having a new channel, before it all comes crashing down again, that's, uh, sure. At least it wasn't AEW.
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Chris James 2 posted:I know there were a couple more but TL;DR I was an idiot for being optimistic and giving them farrrr too much credit that I thought they actually 1) were going to see what they had in Tessa and 2) were going to capitalize on it in any major way soon after seeing it. idk what came over me. i'm sorry I believed too, drat it. It's okay buddy.
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Oct 21, 2019 03:26
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they just named a show "Hard to Kill" they're loving with us now
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Oct 21, 2019 03:29
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J-Ro posted:Shamrock is 55? What the gently caress. Welcome to steroids
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Basic Chunnel posted:Welcome to steroids Are you implying that he's been taking anything other than the Shamrock Shake protein shakes that didn't sell at all
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2019 BOUND FOR GLORY LIVE REACTION #BOOTY RATINGS (More #BOOTY, More Fun!) Gauntlet Match: #BOOT Taya Valkyrie (c) v Tenille Dashwood: #BOO Triple Threat Tag: #BOOT Elgin v Marufuji: #BOOTY Ladder Match: #BOOTY Moose v Shamrock: #BO Brian Cage (c) v Sami Callihan: #BOO Also, make sure to catch Dr. Wagner and co. vs The Rascalz on the upcoming TV broadcast.
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Oct 21, 2019 04:49
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https://twitter.com/socaluncensored/status/1186148553191649281
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BFG was a good show! Well, not that surprising since Impact has been delivering decent/good/great PPV's since the start of the Callis/D'Amore era. Battle Royal: N/A (Missed most of this due to NO SIGNAL FROM VENUE. Eddie "Eddie Edwards" Edwards winning was a good choice) Valkyrie/Dashwood: eh/5 (It was solid, I guess? Johnny Bravo has excelled as a manager the whole year.) Tag Titles: good/5 (Some real good stuff between Monster Mafia, Swann and The Mack. RVD and Rhino did their spots and that's all they need to do, really. Page and Alexander are a really underrated team in the grand scheme of things. The RVD turn was... ehh, something?  )Elgin/MaruFUGI: heck yeah/5 (Poor Marufuji lost his first name traveling across the pond. Just great stuff when things finally got going on the second half) Ladder: ow/5 (Everyone put their bodies on the line, just a great spotfest. Romero looked awesome, Blanchard had her moments to shine, Austin impressed as a slimy heel and Daga did the great Destroyer on the ladder.  Romero. I'm of two minds on the ending. Austin's wins ties into Edwards winning the title shot and furthers that feud. On the other hand Blanchard is molten hot right now and they should pull the trigger on her before she inevitably leaves. Maybe those rumors about Impact not wanting to "Roman Reigns" her push have some valid ground?)MOOSE/Shamrock: steroids/5 (How does Shamrock look like that. Aside from the tope, this was nothing special and they went all out on the smoke and mirrors. Better than the RVD/Moose match I guess. Frank Trigg pretty much no-selling Shamrock's punch got a chuckle out of me at least.) Cage/Callihan: spots/5 (A good intense brawl to end the night. Some sick bumps with the guard rail. Cage is awesome and Callihan has been great during his Impact run.)
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Oct 21, 2019 11:20
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This is approaching Bram territory now. Don't there dudes "sign" with Impact every second set of tapings?
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Oct 21, 2019 12:48
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who’s excited for 48 year old RVD to feud with 44 year old Rhino, again they must have feuded more in TNA than they did in ECW by this point
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Julio Cruz posted:who’s excited for 48 year old RVD to feud with 44 year old Rhino, again I'm sure 54 year old Sabu will look great on his tooootttally completely unexpected run-in as well.
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BTF posted:A good intense brawl
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flashy_mcflash posted:This is approaching Bram territory now. Don't there dudes "sign" with Impact every second set of tapings? This is the second time they've ever signed a contract. They were brought in as local talent for tapings for GFW, ROH and TNA, and had been temporarily signed in TNA in 2017 but were released after 7 months when one half of the team (Adam Thornstowe) tore his bicep a month after signing and they basically sat the rest of the deal They came back as local talent for the February tapings this year and were liked enough that the door was kept open. Now they've got a contract and hopefully everyone can stay healthy this time so things work out
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Ah ok. It seems like they've always been there outside of a few short stretches but good signing I guess? Not that I know what signing with TNA even means anymore.
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it means carrying the brand into the future
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flashy_mcflash posted:Not that I know what signing with TNA even means anymore. Getting paid decent-to-good when the pay shows up, with much less required appearances due to the taping schedule, and you're still able to work indies in your free time So aside from the caveat in the first part, I'm not shocked when people take it over a WWE or AEW attempt. Jordynne's an obvious recent example, she wouldn't still be able to do Sendai Girl appearances which she loves if she had left, and the schedule's light enough that she's able to take all of December off to be with family (which obviously wouldn't be the case even if she'd been signed for NXT)
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Oct 21, 2019 15:48
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I'm glad that the child promotion is starting Impact South
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I said all those words that appear to be positives of TNA, so in fairness/counter to that: https://twitter.com/noah_marufuji_/status/1186147245034336258
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Oct 21, 2019 16:08
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It's the twitter handle being right below it that makes this picture.
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Oct 21, 2019 16:20
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lol that reminds me someone find the TNA Rob Dam Van shirt image, i know it's still around
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DJExile posted:lol that reminds me 
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Oct 21, 2019 18:35
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What the gently caress is Impact doing? Sami/Tessa for the title with Tessa finally going over is the most obvious thing and they're refusing to do it.
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Oct 21, 2019 19:44
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SamuraiFoochs posted:What the gently caress is Impact doing? Sami/Tessa for the title with Tessa finally going over is the most obvious thing and they're refusing to do it. From what it sounds like, they are determined to do the whole Bryan Cage-as-champ storyline they had in mind before he got injured before moving on.
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Oct 21, 2019 19:47
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flashy_mcflash posted:From what it sounds like, they are determined to do the whole Bryan Cage-as-champ storyline they had in mind before he got injured before moving on. I mean Cage is cool and all but it's not anything different. So dumb.
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If anything, last night felt like the end of Cage v Sami so maybe Tessa v Cage as the story for the first few months of AXS. I was so sad when Tessa didn't win the ladder match...
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It's not surprising that TNA manages to survive financially (if the indies demonstrate anything, it's that wrestlers will basically work for free) but it remains somewhat surprising how short fan memories are. Looking forward to many more months of "they have the best women's roster" and "they're gonna pull the trigger on x this time, things are promising" with y'all
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Oct 21, 2019 20:22
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Basic Chunnel posted:Looking forward to many more months of "they have the best women's roster" This one's definitely still the case, regardless of how nothing what they actually do with it is Also Tenille might already be gone, but that was so nothing of a run I don't really know if it's a negative
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Basic Chunnel posted:Looking forward to many more months of "they have the best women's roster" and "they're gonna pull the trigger on x this time, things are promising" with y'all Wait a second...
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Oct 21, 2019 20:27
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yeah if they try hard and believe in themselves, they can sell out a 2000 seat venue once a year.
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Oct 21, 2019 20:29
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...okay, so I Will watch TNA with regularity if they legitimately bring back Monty Brown https://twitter.com/TheMooseNation/status/1186287603970129920
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Oct 21, 2019 21:25
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please come back and cripple this dude, Monty
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Oct 21, 2019 21:25
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THE WHOLE SHOW FUCKIN’
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Oct 21, 2019 21:26
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Pope Corky the IX posted:THE WHOLE SHOW FUCKIN’ Isn't that the WWE's endgame with all these cuck/consummate marriage storylines?
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Pinwiz11 posted:If anything, last night felt like the end of Cage v Sami so maybe Tessa v Cage as the story for the first few months of AXS. That's dumb though, because the entire loving point was the dynamic between Tessa and Sami.
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Oct 21, 2019 22:20
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Pope Corky the IX posted:THE WHOLE SHOW FUCKIN’ ROB DAM VAN THE WHOLE SHOW FUCKIN DAM VANINATOR DAM VOMINATOR
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Their reluctance in pulling the trigger on Tessa is a real loving bummer.coconono posted:please come back and cripple this dude, Monty I loved Monty so loving much. If he could POUNCE Moose out of Impact that'd be fantastic, PERIOD.
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