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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
nice post but I only need the 5 words

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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Apathy420 posted:

I’ve been thinking. the thinkpiece’s ending with the “the room was remodeled so it‘s probably fake” doesn’t even make sense. from what I can tell you could rotate the bed 90° and it’d still line up with the room’s layout on the tape

The wall is different. The light fixtures are changed, the segmentation is different, new wall paper.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
It's kind of weird that the light fixture on the wall moved. That's not simple to rewire. It makes sense that you want it there in the new layout so it's not over the head of the bed, but not moving the bed is way easier then rewiring 2 walls.

But money is fake so maybe the Ritz just said "make it so" and the designers went ham.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I mean, if they bugged the room for one layout and they changed the layout then why not go ahead and change the new bugs too? And while they're at it, may as well do the rest of the electrical changes.

Edit: my current piss tape theory is that this one is a fake made by the FSB but it's based on the real piss tape also made by the FSB.

RandomPauI has issued a correction as of 06:20 on Oct 26, 2019

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
wtf that makes zero sense

also who would put this much effort and money into faking a goddamn piss tape?

this thing is real as gently caress, Ashley, so put on the hat and write a better article

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Preston Waters posted:

wtf that makes zero sense

also who would put this much effort and money into faking a goddamn piss tape?

this thing is real as gently caress, Ashley, so put on the hat and write a better article

It doesn't make sense, but nothing about this does.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Wrongo everything about the piss tape makes perfect sense because it's real friend

Realer than you or i

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Split the difference. The piss tape is so intense in its original state that we're forced to only look at a facsimile, but even that was too divine for mere mortal eyes. Forcing us to see a cellphone copy of a digital copy of a reproduction.

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




or don’t split the difference, because the article’s reasons it’s not real are wrong, and so therefore it is real

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Pardot posted:

it is real

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Pardot posted:

or don’t split the difference, because the article’s reasons it’s not real are wrong, and so therefore it is real

ashley fears the truth, and hides her fragile mind behind renovations and plastic sheeting. soon her brain will be soaked with it's glorious truth, just as ours.

eventually, all will wear the hat

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

fabergay egg posted:

ashley[...],[...] wear the hat

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
Piss tape! https://images.app.goo.gl/jau8p5YB7Q2N5SZu9

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


the piss tape we have a clip of may not be the real piss tape, but the piss tape is real

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
President
Trump
Is
Real

PTIR

Ergo,

Piss
Tape
Is
Real

PTIR

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Mayor Dave posted:

President
Trump
Is
Real

PTIR

Ergo,

Piss
Tape
Is
Real

PTIR

Nowhere near the same levels of reality

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Of course it's real it's in the loving thread title cmon

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

ikanreed posted:

Nowhere near the same levels of reality

wrong r word

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
i need these holy shades asap

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

The Joe Man posted:

i need these holy shades asap

Piss glasses courtesy of the Ali express thread

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

:piss:

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
My only concern for the phrase "the piss tape is real" is that it implies only one

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
we've been over this, the piss tape is one and only as it essentially encompasses all realities and universes within; this doesn't preclude existence of fragments and samples of the tape that take form of actual tangible records that may or may not include any number of Russian whores and american presidents

it's like there's only single one Christian god, who however still takes form of three coeternal consubstantial persons; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit














also the piss tape is the god

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

the piss tape is good
the piss tape is great
i surrender my piss as
my bladder deflates

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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
The piss tape is real, it's the Steele dossier that is bought, paid for, and poorly put together.

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