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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Pakistani politics posted:

one of the most well retarded surgeons in the world

Mmm I can see why there were issues.

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A Good Time
Dec 20, 2015


Kharmakazy posted:

I mean, I kinda get it. it's not good writing but I understand what the sentence is trying to convey.

She is sexually mature, but intellectually immature.

I don't know why you would need to convey that idea. But it's not hard to understand, despite being awful.

See I read it as "brave but stupid" but she's a GIRL so TITSTITSTITSTITS.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

UCS Hellmaker posted:

I do have friends that have done the transition surgery and the result in that reddit post is not accurate to what it should be in the slightest

Oh definitely, I didn’t mean I don’t have friends that have had GC surgery in general, I meant that specific form of surgery.

I agree that what’s being described sounds unrealistic.

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

ItsDisposable posted:

See I read it as "brave but stupid" but she's a GIRL so TITSTITSTITSTITS.

I guess that is a valid interpretation. I was reading it more crudely based on the sentence as guts referring to up in them rather than determination.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
The TV show Fortitude has a dude chop his own balls off in a bathtub to try to get super powers but it didn't work iirc

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

sassassin posted:

The TV show Fortitude has a dude chop his own balls off in a bathtub to try to get super powers but it didn't work iirc

Guess he didn't have enough...testicular fortitude!

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Edit: sorry double post

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

sassassin posted:

The TV show Fortitude has a dude chop his own balls off in a bathtub to try to get super powers but it didn't work iirc

If at first you don’t succeed....

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


BinDiSL

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


no thanks I don't want any "artificial weed" that smell like plastic

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Angioedema sucks. Good on her for raising awareness.

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.
I get that fistulas happen accidentally but it sounds like the surgeon purposely gave her a fistula and is telling her it's normal. I'm not trans but I'm pretty sure that's not how bottom surgery works. Did she get a surgeon who is totally ignorant or what?

Siamang
Nov 15, 2003

Comrade Koba posted:

The original youtube video with sound is much better, you get to hear the kid yell out the names of his special attacks just like an anime.

That second gif is the legendary DRAGOOOON TWISTEEEEER, I believe. :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovRF-I3uaQo&t=300s

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I don't know what's better: his drunken stumbling after every move or his wild stabbing toward the cameraman.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

chitoryu12 posted:

I don't know what's better: his drunken stumbling after every move or his wild stabbing toward the cameraman.

Pretty sure he's just fat, not drunk

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
Tbh if a guy like that came running with sharpened knives I'd run.

So I guess all that training paid off.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
He’s using wooden blunt swords.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Hah, rookie. I would expertly assess the situation and realize that my assailant is fueled by his delusion of being athletic. To that end, I would position myself so that there is a small barrier in between us; an overturned table, a piece of playground equipment, anything about 15 inches tall. The assailant, believing himself to be a masterfully trained shinobi or samurai will attempt an acrobatic feat beyond the limits of his body and tumble to the ground. I would then capitalize on the moment by pulling his sweater over his head and slapping a bongo rhythm onto his tummy.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


WaltherFeng posted:

Tbh if a guy like that came running with sharpened knives I'd run.

So I guess all that training paid off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6bmrqIsP8

It's satire

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

chitoryu12 posted:

I don't know what's better: his drunken stumbling after every move or his wild stabbing toward the cameraman.

When you realize the person holding the camera is almost certainly his mom

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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bradzilla posted:

Pretty sure he's just fat, not drunk

Don’t @me

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Heath posted:

When you realize the person holding the camera is almost certainly his mom

It was his sister taking pity on her autistic brother who wanted to make a sword video like the ones he loved to watch on YouTube

Ramaroot
Aug 24, 2008

I AM THE FIRE
More like oldabsless

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!
If you sit on this chair the face on it becomes your face.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Hate Fibration posted:

If you sit on this chair the face on it becomes your face.

so you're saying I need to sit on that chair then?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Hate Fibration posted:

If you sit on this chair the face on it becomes your face.

Does it keep happening? We could alternate between trans mascs and trans femmes. I'm willing to have chairface for everyone else.

Can we make a boob version of this magic chair?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

T-man posted:

Does it keep happening? We could alternate between trans mascs and trans femmes. I'm willing to have chairface for everyone else.

Can we make a boob version of this magic chair?

Chair waifus are banned

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
GISing "chair with boobs" doesn't yield anything interesting sadly.

Now "chair with dick", I don't even need to GIS for that.

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Those are truly menacing scare quotes.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
It's one of my favorites images on the internet.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Fathis Munk posted:

It's one of my favorites images on the internet.

How is the chair the driest thing in the picture

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Everything about the picture is amazing, please note the floating crown for example.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fathis Munk posted:

GISing "chair with boobs" doesn't yield anything interesting sadly.

Now "chair with dick", I don't even need to GIS for that.



who among you dares to don the Floating Crown

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Fathis Munk posted:

Everything about the picture is amazing, please note the floating crown for example.

I read this as "floating clown". Somehow not implausible.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

green chicken feet posted:

I read this as "floating clown". Somehow not implausible.

As I went down to the forums to pray
Lookin for to save that G, U, A
And "who will wear the floating clown?"
Good lord, get me away

Oh, sinners, let's go down
Let's go down, won't you come on down
Oh, sinners, let's go down
Down to the forums to pray

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

Kharmakazy posted:

I mean, I kinda get it. it's not good writing but I understand what the sentence is trying to convey.

She is sexually mature, but intellectually immature.

I don't know why you would need to convey that idea. But it's not hard to understand, despite being awful.

See I read it in the sense of "she looked like a big boob bimbo but was actually smart who'd have thunk it"

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Fathis Munk posted:

Everything about the picture is amazing, please note the floating crown for example.

I'm the repurposed casino carpeting

Phy posted:

As I went down to the forums to pray
Lookin for to save that G, U, A
And "who will wear the floating clown?"
Good lord, get me away

Oh, sinners, let's go down
Let's go down, won't you come on down
Oh, sinners, let's go down
Down to the forums to pray

:blessed:

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green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Phy posted:

As I went down to the forums to pray
Lookin for to save that G, U, A
And "who will wear the floating clown?"
Good lord, get me away

Oh, sinners, let's go down
Let's go down, won't you come on down
Oh, sinners, let's go down
Down to the forums to pray

This is amazing! :perfect:

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