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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

ToxicToast posted:

Mortal Kombat .

Reminds me of a story posted on here many years ago.
Some goon heard some people having loud sex out their window and at one point screamed out the window "FINISH HIM!".

So the story goes it stopped for a little bit before one of the sex havers screamed back "ROUND TWO, FIGHT!".

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I bought the Street Fighter licensed GI Joe toys in the 90s. Laziest cash in ever because they all have the exact same body and height. So E Honda and Ken looked the same.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Papa Roach - Kirby Theme song.wma

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
Weird Al - combo #5.dll (just open it it's fine)

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Mu Zeta posted:

I bought the Street Fighter licensed GI Joe toys in the 90s. Laziest cash in ever because they all have the exact same body and height. So E Honda and Ken looked the same.

Those toys were cheap and fully poseable. I loving loved them for being that lazy cash in, just didn’t think of them as street fighter.

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Neito posted:

That happened to a lot of songs. I know that my copy of Detachable Penis from back in my Sharaza days was originally labeled as Dead Milkmen instead of King Missile, and I think The Rabbit Joint's OC Remix of The Legend of Zelda theme went around for a while as, of all things, System of a Down.

I thought detachable penis was by primus for many years because that's what my copy was labeled

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

RagnarokAngel posted:

I remember when it was a bit of a gamble that youd get songs with AIM prompts in the background or would blow out your speaker with distortion halfway through.

Turns out record companies were distributing those to shake peoples confidence in file sharing lol

That's interesting, I only ever ended up with interesting versions. Like to me the first Flogging Molly album sounded wrong unless the 7th track be an acoustic live version because that was what I ended up with on my burned CD.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

It's more "Post the most Early 2000 thing you can find", but I kinda miss Sharaza and that kinda stuff. Who could forget "17 YEAR OLD GIRL TAKES 20 COCKS poo poo PISS oval office gently caress ANAL !!!! REAL !!!!.rm"?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Um

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
:yikes:

Duck_King
Sep 5, 2003

leader.bmp
Yes, who could indeed...

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Spot the kids who literally never searched for anything in KazZa ever.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
What were YOU searching for?

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Croatoan posted:

What were YOU searching for?

That pretty much came up on any porn search you made on KaZzA/Morphius.

But the answer was usually "naked women". I was not a bright 18 year old.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Literally everything on Kazaa/Morpheus/WinMX/eMule/etc had names like that.

"big_sex!!!!!!_15yoBlowjob_britney_spears_sextape[REAL].SOUTHPARK.fullmovie-unreal_tournamentISO.avi" (4.2MB) - was really a porn clip from a tame softcore site
"FatAsianAnalFisting[!!!!!!!]_(BEST).howard_stern_prankCall_breastfuck_lesbian_spicegirls.rm" (663kB) - a 15sec clip of a chinese TV show with no audio
"Russian_lolita_fucks_teacher_HOT!!!!!_JackieChan_best_fight_scenes-buffy-sexscene(banned!).wmv" (2.20MB) - a grainy video of two kids doing wrestling moves in the garden
"dildo-fisting-ass_eminem.unreleased_fightclub.mp3.avi" (185MB) - a scrambled 5th-generation VHS copy of an unfunny MST3K episode dubbed over by a kid swearing

Sweevo has a new favorite as of 20:53 on Nov 5, 2019

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I used to download all the softcore clips from some cheesy series called Emanuel on Kazaa. Krista Allen was peak 90s hotness. And she was in one episode of X Files as an AI dominatrix character.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




For Canadian goons, when I think of the Emanuelle movies I think of Bleu Nuit.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

For Canadian goons, when I think of the Emanuelle movies I think of Bleu Nuit.



"Blew nut" lol

Also, more like

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e476d47afb47ab94975e6d64bfc9693c/tumblr_neqowsAlsr1ruj667o8_r1_500.mp4

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Dude, NWS that poo poo.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Trabant posted:

One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled.

It was a time of darkness.

It was a world of fear.

It was the age of gargoyles.


Ahh, Gargoyles,...he forgotten step-child of the Disney Afternoon

At least it will be on Disney+ with everything else.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

DrBouvenstein posted:

Ahh, Gargoyles,...he forgotten step-child of the Disney Afternoon

At least it will be on Disney+ with everything else.

It sucks that an individual comic title will generate less revenue than the time Iger spends picking his nose because a lot of these forgotten Disney shows could do great as comics. Would be interesting if Disney starts using Marvel as their comic publisher though.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

OutOfPrint posted:

Dude, NWS that poo poo.

:laffo:

ryonguy posted:

It sucks that an individual comic title will generate less revenue than the time Iger spends picking his nose because a lot of these forgotten Disney shows could do great as comics. Would be interesting if Disney starts using Marvel as their comic publisher though.

Turns out it's been attempted with Gargoyles by both Disney and Marvel (plus others), but just didn't take off: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargoyles_(TV_series)#Comics

Granted, that was before either DisneyMarvel were what they became later. I wouldn't be surprised if they tried for a reboot of the franchise, I just doubt there's a huge audience for it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


DrBouvenstein posted:

At least it will be on Disney+ with everything else.

:stare: Holy poo poo, really? DuckTales? Rescue Rangers? Gummy Bears? Darkwing Duck too???

:supaburn:

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

twistedmentat posted:

Was it a Nazi eagle with the word Boy on it? Yea that's just Boy London and it's high fashion.

I do not know why the use the specific Nazi Eagle though.

Boy London is run by a bunch of fashion hipsters and they delight in... irony?? About using nazi iconography for their fashion brand.

Prior to the Boy stuff iirc they did a run of shirts with Hitler silk screened on them.

They could also just be Nazis. Jury is out on that.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Tangent: The new DuckTales is loving awesome, and if you liked the old one, watch the new one.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Neito posted:

Tangent: The new DuckTales is loving awesome, and if you liked the old one, watch the new one.

Similarly, the Rocko’s Modern Life movie on Netflix is 100% good stuff.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Neito posted:

Tangent: The new DuckTales is loving awesome, and if you liked the old one, watch the new one.

Seconding this opinion, new DuckTales is great. It's in the vein of Gravity Falls.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Neito posted:

Spot the kids who literally never searched for anything in KazZa ever.

I practically built my high school playlist out of songs poached from KaZaA.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
In the late 90's before Napster existed, I spent a small fortune (for a teenager) amassing singles and compilations containing approximately 2/3 of Soundgarden's B-Sides.

My two biggest prizes were a Japanese EP called Loudest Love with the Japanese lyric sheet and a sticker, and the 2 disc Australian touring edition of Down on the Upside cleverly named "Downunder on the Upside"

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Trabant posted:

:laffo:


Turns out it's been attempted with Gargoyles by both Disney and Marvel (plus others), but just didn't take off: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargoyles_(TV_series)#Comics

Granted, that was before either DisneyMarvel were what they became later. I wouldn't be surprised if they tried for a reboot of the franchise, I just doubt there's a huge audience for it.

Oh yeah, I knew about those (cool fact, the original 90's comic is done by Amanda Conner). The main problem with the first run was that it was in the 90's and everybody "knew" that tie-in merchandise comics were trash at the time. The second time around, it was done by a minor studio paying Disney licensing fees which meant it failed due to not out selling every comic in existence. And it's unlikely to happen again for the very reason you mentioned since even major titles make absolute peanuts compared to any other medium.

Disney has treated it's comics like trash for awhile now, at least in the US market. Sucks because there's TONS of euro stuff that just never got released in the states.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Neito posted:

Tangent: The new DuckTales is loving awesome, and if you liked the old one, watch the new one.

I have asked this before but didn't get a clear answer; Is it based on Barks-Rosa-canon or Old Ducktales-canon?

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Der Kyhe posted:

I have asked this before but didn't get a clear answer; Is it based on Barks-Rosa-canon or Old Ducktales-canon?

It's a weird mix. Like, Webby's there, and Duckworth (kinda) as well as Beakley, Scrooge wears his red jacket, and is more of a jerk/adventurer than a kindly uncle. Not screwing them, at least not nearly as much as he does is the comics, but he's not the fun kindly perfect uncle he was in 87. It also adds some of it's own stuff, and stuff from the other Disney Afternoon cartoons, and it adds it's own spin on things and the canon (for example, the boys have very different personalities from each other, their mom is a known character that turns into a regular in the second season, Gizmoduck and Darkwing appear regularly (kinda). It does a really good job of being a tribute to the older media whilst not being a slave to nostalgia. If you wanna give it a try, the hour-long premier is on Youtube for free (it's called Woo-Hoo!).

A lot of the changes are really for the better (Beakley is a former secret agent who is as much a part of the adventures as Scrooge, Webby's an All Purpose Action Chick that works really well, the boys actually being different rather than three of the same character) and some are meh but work out (like Lin Manuel Miranda as Gizmoduck was clearly a deep pander, but they work it well).

Neito has a new favorite as of 18:06 on Nov 7, 2019

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Neito posted:

some are meh but work out (like Lin Manuel Miranda as Gizmoduck was clearly a deep pander, but they work it well).

Would you say he's a gander pander?

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Neito posted:

It's a weird mix. Like, Webby's there, and Duckworth (kinda) as well as Beakley, Scrooge wears his red jacket, and is more of a jerk/adventurer than a kindly uncle. Not screwing them, at least not nearly as much as he does is the comics, but he's not the fun kindly perfect uncle he was in 87. It also adds some of it's own stuff, and stuff from the other Disney Afternoon cartoons, and it adds it's own spin on things and the canon (for example, the boys have very different personalities from each other, their mom is a known character that turns into a regular in the second season, Gizmoduck and Darkwing appear regularly (kinda). It does a really good job of being a tribute to the older media whilst not being a slave to nostalgia. If you wanna give it a try, the hour-long premier is on Youtube for free (it's called Woo-Hoo!).

A lot of the changes are really for the better (Beakley is a former secret agent who is as much a part of the adventures as Scrooge, Webby's an All Purpose Action Chick that works really well, the boys actually being different rather than three of the same character) and some are meh but work out (like Lin Manuel Miranda as Gizmoduck was clearly a deep pander, but they work it well).

Is Donald in the navy/court-mandated to anger therapy/Away working/just non-existant? Because Barks-Rosa is not only a huge thing here, it is the only accepted canon in my country, seriously. Anything not-that is set up for failure because Barks-Rosa was something beyond children's entertainment, it was a thing that got the attention of the entire generation, adults involved. At one time (I think still) the Library of the Parliament of Finland subscribes to the "Donald Duck" weekly magazine, and at one point it was subscribed like every fifth household in the country. When Don Rosa visited for the first time, the visit got ministerial greeting at the airport, and signing session grinded the entire Helsinki to a halt.

My understanding is that same happened in Stockholm and also in Copenhagen.

We are a Donald country. You give us the Mouse or some stupid poo poo and we will loving hate you.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Donald lives in a house boat in Scrooge's pool and is regularly a part of adventures. He's world renowned as a great adventurer despite being as clumsy as any other canon.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Neito posted:

Donald lives in a house boat in Scrooge's pool and is regularly a part of adventures. He's world renowned as a great adventurer despite being as clumsy as any other canon.

He's got some great lines too.

Scrooge McDuck : Your new job is with my sworn enemy?

Donald Duck : I can't keep track of all your sworn enemies.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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I also love the joke that nobody can understand him, especially as he gets angrier, to the point that Gyro Gearloose actually snap-invents something to normalize his voice because it was bothering him so much (it breaks by the end of the episode, obv.)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Looney Tunes is better than any Disney cartoon.

i will not be accepting questions at this time

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Randaconda posted:

Looney Tunes is better than any Disney cartoon.

i will not be accepting questions at this time

Yes, but there hasn't been a good post-golden-age Looney Tunes property.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

Looney Tunes is better than any Disney cartoon.

i will not be accepting questions at this time

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