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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

I could go full boomer and say "Well he shouldn't have been there."

I love this view.
*Black kid gets shot in the back by five cops for shoplifting a piece of gum

Boomer: well he shouldn't have been a thief :colbert:

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

TotalLossBrain posted:

I love this view.
*Black kid gets shot in the back by five cops for shoplifting a piece of gum

Boomer: well he shouldn't have been a thief :colbert:

To be completely honest, it's lighter version of: "Look at what she was wearing!"
When people are talking about women who were raped.


Edit: (Thinking about it) It's a really boomery way of looking at the world. Where there are no external factors that are playing into what happens to a person, and that a person has complete and total choice about every single aspect of their lives.

It's why with a straight face they can call the younger generation entitled, it's because the younger generation had more stuff growing up, and more overall (not individual) possible opportunity in the world.

mazzi Chart Czar fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Nov 9, 2019

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Professor Shark posted:

Boomers wash their clothes with hot water and throw them in the dryer to complete the destruction and seemingly don't understand why someone might use cold water and hang dry so that they aren't draping themselves in ill-fitting sacks

Boomers had clotheslines banned by most HOAs and even my entire town has an ordinance against them.


Because minorities use them poor people use them they're unsightly.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That's illegal, is it not

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/rrpre/status/1192862490348179456?s=21

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Sucks that he died that manner. Tho: no cell-phone? Not understanding the limitations of his driving ability, nor the walk-ability of his surroundings?

Am I blaming the victim, or is there more missing information?

I could go full boomer and say "Well he shouldn't have been there."

What'd he expect going out dressed like that.

The part where he was partially eaten seems superfluous. Like what do we think happens to our bodies if we're left out for 2 weeks. It's the circle of life.

EDIT: gently caress beaten on going out dressed like that.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

FogHelmut posted:

Boomers had clotheslines banned by most HOAs and even my entire town has an ordinance against them.


Because minorities use them poor people use them they're unsightly.

Clothes that are hung out to dry are better for the environment and smell amazing if you live in the country

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's illegal, is it not

HOAs are more powerful than God

Divine Styler
Apr 8, 2005

quantum mechanic

um excuse me posted:

One of my co-workers is 62, he salts his beer. He's a nice guy but some of his eating habits are awful. He also customizes a restaurant menu item to a point where its annoying or not what the chefs intentions were. Like once he ordered a French dip and held all of the vegetables and sauce so it was just meat cheese and bread. He then salted the jus.

A French Dip doesn’t normally have vegetables. It doesn’t normally have cheese either. A traditional French Dip is just a French roll with thin sliced roast beef dipped in au jus. Boomer did the right thing IMO.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Who What Now posted:

HOAs are more powerful than God

It probably falls under that whole Chief Justice Roberts view of "you agreed to it, therefore you are held to it," as it applies to EULA's and employee agreements and poo poo.

You bought the house, therefore you agree to the HOA and all its rules. Never mind that I didn't actually get my HOA's rules until closing. Should I have held everything up right then and there, and said, "Excuse me, I must review this 100+ page book to ensure there's nothing in it I object to before signing anything?" And if I decided to walk away from the deal because I disagreed with the HOA rules, the sellers could technically sued me for all the time their home was off the market.

It's compulsory capitalism. You cannot work here without signing away your rights to sue the employer in court; if you don't sign away your rights, you don't get the job. You cannot use this software/website unless you agree to this EULA; if you don't agree to the EULA you cannot use software/websites. You cannot own a home if you don't agree to the HOA rules and regulations; if you don't agree to the HOA rules and regulations, you cannot own a home.

So much for freedom and liberty. gently caress boomers, gently caress Republicans, and gently caress Republican boomers.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Murder the rich and squat in their cold lifeless mansions

Slaughter landlords and drape their bodies over the apartment tops

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

LabyaMynora posted:

gently caress Republicans

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Triggered

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
#BoomerAdvice is trending

https://twitter.com/scanlime/status/1193222799814324224

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Achtane posted:

Boomers like taking their dog to the vet, baffled, because of years-long issues from food allergy reactions, then missing the follow-up appointment and ignoring all advice given.
"But we've been feeding her the right dog food!"
...and also table scraps, and cheap garbage snacks, and not regularly applying medication to her skin....

"I just can't understand why she's so itchy all the time!"

A boomer at work fed their dog so much it got super diabetes and had to be put down. The boomer also has type 2 diabetes and guzzles a 2 liter bottle of coke zero every day.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Edit: (Thinking about it) It's a really boomery way of looking at the world. Where there are no external factors that are playing into what happens to a person, and that a person has complete and total choice about every single aspect of their lives.

This is also why Boomers abhor the notion of "luck" from a combination of social insulation and Protestant brainwashing.

Luck is best defined as "any variable you cannot reasonably account for." Luck is a prerequisite for success, the same way "Hard Work" is a prerequisite for sustained success. Even if the Luck is as minor as "nothing came between me and getting to the job interview on time" that is still Luck.

Boomers will get violently defensive if you point out that for all of their hard work, there was still an element of chance and literally billions of people around them got hosed for no other reason that (essentially) dumb chance.

You get a 2x multiplier if they quote that loving Jefferson quote "the harder I work the luckier I seem to be." Yeah quoting the trust fund prodigy who lived on the backs of slaves is a real refutation of the hypothesis that hard work and fallibility are two different things.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-11-09/ok-boomer-meme-further-divides-generations-opinion
Brooke Sample - Two Generations, Divided by a Meme: Weekend Edition
"I realize that whether I’m OK isn’t really the question. Still, I would characterize my reaction as irritated, put off and maybe a bit flattered."



https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-11-07/-ok-boomer-phrase-says-more-about-the-kids-than-about-us-boomers
Tyler Cowen


" OK Kids. This Boomer Has Had Enough." Look out Tyler Cowen is Pissssssssssssssssssssss-they're-are-going-to-die-realizing-they-are-uselessssssssss

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

You get a 2x multiplier if they quote that loving Jefferson quote "the harder I work the luckier I seem to be." Yeah quoting the trust fund prodigy who lived on the backs of slaves is a real refutation of the hypothesis that hard work and fallibility are two different things.

Being a hard worker was quantifiable, because a person would work a single job, and if they worked over time, they would get ahead. That was the practical application of what being a "hard worker" was.

Now people work two jobs that don't make enough, or the job is just so doggedly tired that, gently caress, they rather sleep to get ready for their next shift.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Okay, A man has died, here. This is a solemn moment that could happen to anyone, so I DON'T want to hear irrelevant quips like "maybe one of those infantile millenials should've taught him how to walk" or "like a boomer, the vultures waited until his meat was well done" and I ESPECIALLY don't want to see anyone post, "throughout his entire fall he tugged desperately at his bootstraps."

Got it? Let's keep it classy in here.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Being a hard worker was quantifiable, because a person would work a single job, and if they worked over time, they would get ahead. That was the practical application of what being a "hard worker" was.

Now people work two jobs that don't make enough, or the job is just so doggedly tired that, gently caress, they rather sleep to get ready for their next shift.

Yeah sure, if you weren't too brown, or too sexy, or not sexy enough, or you didn't happen to apply for a promotion on the same day your boss had a headache, or any of dozens to thousands of other tiny variables that influence things.

The world isn't just random dice rolls but there is always more at play than any individual or group of individuals can possibly account for. You can do literally everything correctly under your power and still fail.

Boomers are allergic to understanding this.

Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost

Drunk Nerds posted:

"like a boomer, the vultures waited until his meat was well done"

:drat:

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

mind the walrus posted:

You can do literally everything correctly under your power and still fail.
This is a Captain Picard quote more or less.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCX90yALsI

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah sure, if you weren't too brown, or too sexy, or not sexy enough, or you didn't happen to apply for a promotion on the same day your boss had a headache, or any of dozens to thousands of other tiny variables that influence things.

The world isn't just random dice rolls but there is always more at play than any individual or group of individuals can possibly account for. You can do literally everything correctly under your power and still fail.

Boomers are allergic to understanding this.

Because they're used to playing the game of life on Easy difficulty while everyone one else plays it on Impossible.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I like my mom's facebook boomer energy

Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006

Lipstick Apathy

LabyaMynora posted:

It probably falls under that whole Chief Justice Roberts view of "you agreed to it, therefore you are held to it," as it applies to EULA's and employee agreements and poo poo.

You bought the house, therefore you agree to the HOA and all its rules. Never mind that I didn't actually get my HOA's rules until closing. Should I have held everything up right then and there, and said, "Excuse me, I must review this 100+ page book to ensure there's nothing in it I object to before signing anything?" And if I decided to walk away from the deal because I disagreed with the HOA rules, the sellers could technically sued me for all the time their home was off the market.

It's compulsory capitalism. You cannot work here without signing away your rights to sue the employer in court; if you don't sign away your rights, you don't get the job. You cannot use this software/website unless you agree to this EULA; if you don't agree to the EULA you cannot use software/websites. You cannot own a home if you don't agree to the HOA rules and regulations; if you don't agree to the HOA rules and regulations, you cannot own a home.

So much for freedom and liberty. gently caress boomers, gently caress Republicans, and gently caress Republican boomers.

When I bought my house it said there was an annual $150 fee for HOA. That's cool. That pays for dusk to dawn lights and snow plows and potholes and poo poo.
But almost every year I've lived there, there is a "special addendum" added to the $150. The past two years it's been an additional $350.
I could just not pay it, but then they can put a lean on my house.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Drunk Nerds posted:

Okay, A man has died, here. This is a solemn moment that could happen to anyone, so I DON'T want to hear irrelevant quips like "maybe one of those infantile millenials should've taught him how to walk" or "like a boomer, the vultures waited until his meat was well done" and I ESPECIALLY don't want to see anyone post, "throughout his entire fall he tugged desperately at his bootstraps."

Got it? Let's keep it classy in here.

ok boomer

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy

read the post again, but slowly this time



see, when it's our generation, we're not protected from ageism at all, and it is in fact used against us all the time

but hold on to your fuckin hats these triggered snowflakes want a safe space from "ok boomer"

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Framboise posted:

read the post again, but slowly this time


ok boomer

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Framboise posted:

see, when it's our generation, we're not protected from ageism at all, and it is in fact used against us all the time

but hold on to your fuckin hats these triggered snowflakes want a safe space from "ok boomer"
lol if you think they ever noticed how hard young people have it

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy
not even for a second.

I'm just laughing at the Everest that these butthurt geriatrics are making over the anthill that is "ok boomer"

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Framboise posted:

I'm just laughing at the Everest that these butthurt geriatrics are making over the anthill that is "ok boomer"

wanna climb that mountain and plant a flag at the summit

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lunch in a crate posted:

When I bought my house it said there was an annual $150 fee for HOA. That's cool. That pays for dusk to dawn lights and snow plows and potholes and poo poo.
But almost every year I've lived there, there is a "special addendum" added to the $150. The past two years it's been an additional $350.
I could just not pay it, but then they can put a lean on my house.

how many of your neighbors have gadsden flag bumper stickers

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

I bet the person complaining about having Ok Boomer said to them was on some long racist rant cribbed from The Daily Caller or The Blaze. HR would probably tell you to just get a thicker skin if you complained about that.

And uh, A HOA could force you out of your house if you don't comply? That is seriously hosed up. And I've said, the Conservative Mind wants the world they live in to be a HOA; they want to have the freedom for things to be exactly how they want it, and if you don't like it, you can gently caress off. It's an extremely selfish kind of Freedom they desire.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

"I should have the freedom to make death threats on Facebook and also to gently caress up the life of my neighbor for not taking in his garbage cans at 12:01 despite him being at work while I sit retired and Boomerly at home reading pop ups" is super Boomer HOA

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

A boomer at work fed their dog so much it got super diabetes and had to be put down. The boomer also has type 2 diabetes and guzzles a 2 liter bottle of coke zero every day.

You fool zero is the healthy kind of coke so it's actually really good for you

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The Great Shame of Canada, Don Cherry, saying some Boomer crap about immigrants not wearing enough poppies from what he's seen

quote:

"You people … you love our way of life, you love our milk and honey, at least you can pay a couple bucks for a poppy or something like that," Cherry said. "These guys paid for your way of life that you enjoy in Canada, these guys paid the biggest price."

It's all make believe of course because Boomers will lie about everything

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

twistedmentat posted:

And uh, A HOA could force you out of your house if you don't comply? That is seriously hosed up. And I've said, the Conservative Mind wants the world they live in to be a HOA; they want to have the freedom for things to be exactly how they want it, and if you don't like it, you can gently caress off. It's an extremely selfish kind of Freedom they desire.

What they want is the freedom to do whatever they want while a fascist government protects them by oppressing everyone else.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Professor Shark posted:

The Great Shame of Canada, Don Cherry, saying some Boomer crap about immigrants not wearing enough poppies from what he's seen


It's all make believe of course because Boomers will lie about everything

Always nice to see soldier worship isn't uniquely American.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Saw two boomers on harleys with matching Harley outfits and both their harleys matched the outfits. POWMIA and trump flag on both of course.

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Professor Shark posted:

The Great Shame of Canada, Don Cherry, saying some Boomer crap about immigrants not wearing enough poppies from what he's seen


It's all make believe of course because Boomers will lie about everything

What the hell is a Don Cherry

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