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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

slushies: frussys for 1 dollar

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MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Who decides to stick their dick into ice surrounded by sharp,jagged metal?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Who decides to stick their dick into ice surrounded by sharp,jagged metal?

The ice will numb the pain.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

The Bloop posted:

still thinkin bout that frussy

Ah, "the Cool F"

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Who decides to stick their dick into ice surrounded by sharp,jagged metal?

ask your mom

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
:nms:https://i.imgur.com/ElkJPB3.jpg

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

No sir, I don’t like it

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Anyone else feel like having a rootbeer float all of a sudden?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Most definitely not.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

rootbeer float with human breast milk ice cream, served in a titty cup

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

T-man posted:

rootbeer float with human breast milk ice cream, served in a titty cup
Sounds expensive, but if someone else is paying, :yum:

That figurine looks like every biogoo body horror alien infestation thing ever.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



https://i.imgur.com/zeBHJpX.mp4

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Imagine being able to smell something through the internet.

To really taste the air.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Breetai posted:

Imagine being able to smell something through the internet.

To really taste the air.

I'm grateful I can't smell porn through the screen.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Apropos of nothing, a gentle reminder that smelling something is airborne micro-particles of that thing entering your body.

Filling your lungs.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Hyperlinks were a mistake.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

if you've ever smelt something for a long time the longer you smell it the more likely it will be a part of you forever, or at least longer than most of your neurons in the brain.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

T-man posted:

if you've ever smelt something for a long time the longer you smell it the more likely it will be a part of you forever, or at least longer than most of your neurons in the brain.

This is why I fill my plague doctor mask with the finest rose petals

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Heath posted:

This is why I fill my plague doctor mask with the finest rose petals

You idiot. You moron. I fill my plague doctor mask with my own skin flakes and powdered scabs so there's even more of me coursing through my own brain.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Sound on!

https://i.imgur.com/gpPEmqY.gifv

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

sound off !!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Oh SNAP!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That dude's a dick.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Arm wrestling in general is just a bad idea if you don’t know how to do it correctly.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jesus christ the sound on was a bad idea after I'd already watched the gif once.

gently caress

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Breetai posted:

Apropos of nothing, a gentle reminder that smelling something is airborne micro-particles of that thing entering your body.

Filling your lungs.

Yeah but sometimes the particles you’re smelling aren’t what you think they are.

For example, the “metallic” smell isn’t metals or even metal oxides. It’s the decomposition products of your own skin oils, catalysed by the metal.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


oh my gently caress do not turn on the sound

I repeat

DO NOT TURN ON THE SOUND

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I made the mistake of reading a bit of her Twitter. Her getting thrown out of a Bernie event was amusing, because they all knew not to feed into her bullshit.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

I thought that was someone making fun of her before I noticed the Twitter handle.

:holymoley:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


bulletsponge13 posted:

I made the mistake of reading a bit of her Twitter. Her getting thrown out of a Bernie event was amusing, because they all knew not to feed into her bullshit.

She pinned it too as if it was a major violation of her rights to be an annoying idiot.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Muh free speech in a private forum!!!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost


Snackmar posted:

When I was a kid, everyone with an alcoholic parent would use those for storing marble collections :(

couple days back, but ..

I was a cool kid. I stored my gaming dice in one. dodecahedrons and icosahedrons ftw

e:

Tubgoat posted:

They are excellent dice bags and you can often get them for free from liquor stores by asking. I do, and I give them away to folks who don't yet have dice bags (Magic: The Gathering, usually).

Call it whatcha want, it seems to be working extremely well for them so far.



shoulda read the thread

blight rhino has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Nov 23, 2019

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

There's an old article by a guy who was a bartender in Antarctica in like 2002. Turns out there's so little to do in Antarctica that the researchers are massive alcoholics, and you can basically drink until you pass out at the base bar because it would be more dangerous to kick them out into the snow to get back to bed.

One year the drink everyone wanted was Crown Royal, and they would hang the bag from the bar ceiling when the bottle was empty. Eventually there were so many bags that nobody noticed a few hundred getting stolen to make a quilt.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Spotted today at rennfair


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I'm confused where we fall on bodyshaming.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LifeSunDeath posted:

Spotted today at rennfair


It's hard to tell if she even has cleavage, it's like a single huge monoteat

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The struggles of that corset are truly worthy of a song.

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