Painting Masterclass: How to Paint Marge.

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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

before attempting this class you must first be a dutch master

okay! so let's begin!

step 1: draw a rough figure to help guide the pose and poise

step 2: be stupid and pencil stuff in way too hard

step 3: add maggie

step 4: yellow

step 5: blue

step 6: blocking in the couch

step 7: the green stuff

step 8: pink wall

step 9: making the wall dark and getting tired of painting

and presto! a marge ready for the wall!

So now that you're a master i want to see what kind of marges you can make. When painting marge you do not have to use paint, you can use pencils, crayons, chalk, conte, charcoal, secretions, wood, stone... just try to use a tangible medium, none of this "photo shop" or "musical composition".

# ? Nov 17, 2019 02:11

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:51

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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here's a marge I made. it was real easy, all I had to do was punch some buttons on my phone

so easy

# ? Nov 17, 2019 02:24

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

looks really good! add it to your wall if you so wish!

# ? Nov 17, 2019 02:48

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I am now a master, thank you

# ? Nov 17, 2019 03:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I am now a master, thank you

may i see your marge?

# ? Nov 17, 2019 03:32

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

it's gonna be an astronaut with minotaur horns, u asked for it.

# ? Nov 17, 2019 04:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

i painted a marge but my mind became obsessed with her cerulean curls, i tried to put my brush down, but i was no longer in control of my body.

frantically i found myself double fisting paintbrushes, transmitting truth beyond reality through my paintstrokes.

minutes became hours became days became exhaustion dehydration collapse organ failure death

why op

why did you curse me to this fate

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 17, 2019 05:55

FreshCutFries

# ? Nov 17, 2019 09:52

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

I was going to use a tangible medium like you asked, but as I exist solely in virtuality and lack a physical form it didn't work out. Sorry! Hope you like this marge anyways!

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 10:57

FreshCutFries

owlhawk911 posted:

I was going to use a tangible medium like you asked

whoops. missed that.

also that gkicks rear end

# ? Nov 17, 2019 11:27

Manifisto

hopefully "tangible" means merely capable of being powdered, mixed with tang instant breakfast drink, and consumed, rather than actually doing that, because I'm not sure I will have enough left to paint marge

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 17, 2019 15:13

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

FreshCutFries posted:

mastery level: rembrandt

owlhawk911 posted:

I was going to use a tangible medium like you asked, but as I exist solely in virtuality and lack a physical form it didn't work out. Sorry! Hope you like this marge anyways!

divine!

Manifisto posted:

hopefully "tangible" means merely capable of being powdered, mixed with tang instant breakfast drink, and consumed, rather than actually doing that, because I'm not sure I will have enough left to paint marge

that is pretty art, imo

# ? Nov 17, 2019 15:58

death sext

Marge in cardboard repose

# ? Nov 17, 2019 16:20

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

death sext posted:

Marge in cardboard repose

sublime! is it possible? can the students really be teaching the master??

# ? Nov 17, 2019 16:53

death sext

Plant MONSTER. posted:

sublime! is it possible? can the students really be teaching the master??

I couldn't have done it without your guidance and inspiration.

# ? Nov 17, 2019 17:13

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

death sext posted:

I couldn't have done it without your guidance and inspiration.

I know

# ? Nov 17, 2019 21:09

death sext

# ? Nov 17, 2019 21:48

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

All is full of Marge!

# ? Nov 17, 2019 22:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

death sext posted:

oh my god

# ? Nov 17, 2019 22:15

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

death sext posted:

# ? Nov 17, 2019 22:18

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

death sext posted:

# ? Nov 17, 2019 22:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Nov 17, 2019 22:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 17, 2019 22:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The Simpsons truly are the embodiment of the Golden Ratio

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 23:35

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Nov 18, 2019 01:49

Twenty Four

death sext posted:

hotdamn!

# ? Nov 18, 2019 12:33

ChubbyChecker

# ? Nov 18, 2019 17:41

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

hahahahaha

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Nov 18, 2019 22:04

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

ChubbyChecker posted:

i need to wipe that little smudge off my screen

whats that?

OH HELLO MARGE! COME ON IN!!

# ? Nov 18, 2019 22:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

you are all such creative students

you do this old master proud

now...... get back out there and make (marge) ART!

# ? Nov 18, 2019 22:18

Heather Papps: hello friend

i can't find my watercolors help oh wait nevermind i got this brbafk

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 18, 2019 22:26

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

watercolor can be very unforgiving but luckily marge is.

ze technique, she may suck but ze Marge Value alone iz ZROO ZEE ROOFZ

# ? Nov 19, 2019 00:40

the unabonger

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

lol

# ? Nov 19, 2019 01:03

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

death sext posted:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

# ? Nov 19, 2019 01:40

death sext

Plant MONSTER. posted:

watercolor can be very unforgiving but luckily marge is.

ze technique, she may suck but ze Marge Value alone iz ZROO ZEE ROOFZ

i wish i was her "homey"

# ? Nov 19, 2019 01:43

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Homey or homie?

# ? Nov 19, 2019 16:01

death sext

I'll take what I can get

# ? Nov 19, 2019 16:04

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

to celebrate the grand stickying of the thread i present:

an important part of art is having very large ventricles in the brain

# ? Nov 20, 2019 02:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 02:40

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:51

alnilam

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

madame S

# ? Nov 20, 2019 03:33

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