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Yes 106 15.84%
No 117 17.49%
Goku 446 66.67%
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Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

Lotsa shook rear end punks wanna go tell dad up in this thread.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

purple death ray posted:

I'm not making a judgment about this video but I would like to posit that once you start dropping phrases like "deserved to die" you should probably take some steps back and reconsider some things

What if we're talking about cops?

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

My only hope is that everyone involved dies in a horrifically strange and weirdly pornographic manner.


And it's filmed.


For science.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Fat Loser posted:

My only hope is that everyone involved dies in a horrifically strange and weirdly pornographic manner.


And it's filmed.


For science.

This is your hope for every situation though.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
If it were me I would just have crashed the car and killed myself to avoid this derail.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Inceltown posted:

This is your hope for every situation though.
That doesn't make them wrong, though!

And I never said the biker deserved death. I said that if you are traveling at the highway at speed, and you roll up on a SUV (also at speed) and decide to start trying to stave in its windows, you don't get to complain when their objection is less than civil.

Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Nov 22, 2019

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug
Physics > psychology > law. What I want to know is how he stayed on the bike.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Two wrongs don't make a right but the biker was the aggressor and chose to escalate the situation with violence. The first rule of road rage is don't do it at all, because escalating the situation could get very messy very quickly.

He was also foolish enough to escalate towards a victim with a bigger weapon than his own and he's lucky the driver decided to stop short of running him off the road.

The driver would not have been justified if he had, and all I can say is that this is a situation where everyone comes out looking like an rear end in a top hat.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mindless posted:

Physics > psychology > law. What I want to know is how he stayed on the bike.

Momentum is a hell of a drug.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Bunch of concerned citizens in this thread, this is why it always gets closed down.

Like seriously if people are swinging pipes at you and you just run. How the gently caress are you ever going to gain a level....TRAIN TO ZONE!!! Bunch a bitches.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
every biker on the road is endangering everyone else, let them perish

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

every biker on the road is endangering everyone else, let them perish

Every car on the road is a policy failure.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Inceltown posted:

Every car on the road is a policy failure.

Do cyclists next pls

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

TotalLossBrain posted:

Do cyclists next pls

You can't have 'sexy cyclist' without 'cyclist'.

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Mindless posted:

Physics > psychology > law.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

TotalLossBrain posted:

Do cyclists next pls

Every cyclist on the road is loving suicidal.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

It's too bad the motorcycle guy didn't die.

Every fucker I know that has a "look twice, save a life" on their car rides their motorcycle like a complete rear end in a top hat.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Grem posted:

Every fucker I know that has a "look twice, save a life" on their car rides their motorcycle like a complete rear end in a top hat.

I can look all I want but I'm not gonna see a dumbass sitting in my blindspot.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Hello darkness my old friend...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A7a6JjIK8I

I like to think they're built that way on purpose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjCWmQbR2vQ

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

bradzilla posted:

lmfao ok y'all, property damage means it's cool to retaliate with attempted murder :thumbsup:

The biker is a piece of poo poo definitely. The guy in the car should've followed the biker and called the cops instead of trying to kill them.

instead of trying to kill him, he should have called the cops to kill the biker for him

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

bradzilla posted:

lmfao ok y'all, property damage means it's cool to retaliate with attempted murder

You must not live in the US.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/panzer/status/1197733445616599041?s=20

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Grem posted:

It's too bad the motorcycle guy didn't die.

Another jerk with a 'deserved to die' comment.

Resting Lich Face posted:

I can look all I want but I'm not gonna see a dumbass sitting in my blindspot.

That's what the shoulder check is for, dumbass.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007


With sound, plus bonus second attempt!

https://twitter.com/engadget/status/1197752957250523136

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Solice Kirsk posted:

If you're starting a road rage or alley fight you better be ready to take it all the way because for some reason those two types escalate absurdly quickly.

Also, dont bring a bike to a carfight

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Its so good that he tries it a second time, softer, and its just as bad. And Musk is standing right there.

They didn't think it through, if they did it once and said "oops, too hard", they could play it off at that point maybe. But they gambled and tossed it again, and it cracked like crazy AGAIN. At this point there's no excuse, it just doesn't loving work, hahahaha.

Who is this thing for anyways? This is the truck? Looks like a goddamn military APV.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/MadeByTim/status/1197741597691195393

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

I'm genuinely not OK with this stupid truck thing. This is the one that broke me. How the gently caress is the happening?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Lol its still lower poly than the other cars

Tesla is cribbing design from 70s Sci-fi shows with this thing

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/FRAKuT4.mp4

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




Bonus schad:
https://twitter.com/NorWesternCrow/status/1197745421256282115

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Still not as bad as the Musk Truck thing.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Definitely doesn't know what he's doing, he's not counter-steering at all... why would you keep on the gas

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Zaphod42 posted:

Definitely doesn't know what he's doing, he's not counter-steering at all... why would you keep on the gas

He saw a motorcyclist down the hill.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Push El Burrito posted:

He saw a motorcyclist down the hill.

MIKE YOU PIECE OF poo poo!!!

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Takes No Damage posted:

MIKE YOU PIECE OF poo poo!!!



(in case someone doesn't get it)

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015


Silence...

Silence...

Silence...

"Deja vu!!! I've just been in this place be..."

Silence...

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Zaphod42 posted:

Lol its still lower poly than the other cars

Tesla is cribbing design from 70s Sci-fi shows with this thing

It looks like the car from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Zaphod42 posted:

Its so good that he tries it a second time, softer, and its just as bad. And Musk is standing right there.

They didn't think it through, if they did it once and said "oops, too hard", they could play it off at that point maybe. But they gambled and tossed it again, and it cracked like crazy AGAIN. At this point there's no excuse, it just doesn't loving work, hahahaha.

Who is this thing for anyways? This is the truck? Looks like a goddamn military APV.

They claim it's armored against handgun ammunition so presumably it's for techbros who fear the underclasses will get uppity but not to the point where they'll be unable to connect to a electrical grid.

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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Zaphod42 posted:

Definitely doesn't know what he's doing, he's not counter-steering at all... why would you keep on the gas

Watch the front wheels. He sorta tries but it looks like he loses his nerve. Probably never hooned a slow car, and thought he could skip to the A license.

He deserved the final hard park for those hideous rims.

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