The_Joker.jpeg

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The_Joker.jpeg

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Big Beef City posted:

I don't read comics, but in earlier movies, and I have read online, that Bruce Wayne is a playboy that's intimated to bed supermodels and poo poo constantly

what I've never understood about Batman is how he's this billionaire playboy running Wayne Enterprises, which has to be exhausting, and require tons of travel and long hours, AND is sleeping with all these people, and yet he's constantly available as batman 24/7 any time that drat spotlight turns on, which is constantly. Like, how many 24 hour shifts of stressful work and personal life, while being literally beaten to poo poo every goddamn night can this guy do? When they fire up the bat signal and he's just too physically exhausted or out of town on business travel does Alfred have a "NO" signal he turns on and fires back over the city?

it's a mix of cocaine for that extra boost of energy and a lot of steroids so he doesn't have to spend too much time working out as well

# ? Nov 22, 2019 12:41

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 12, 2024 01:10

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

catwoman steals his cum and he wants it back, but the joker is there to laugh at his pathetic semen security

Did she funnel it out of him like siphoning gasoline out of a car?

Or does Batman store cum in cumjars

# ? Nov 22, 2019 12:42

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Joker? No, I only slapped her around a little!

I hardly know her, after all

# ? Nov 22, 2019 12:42

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Linux Pirate posted:

Cesar Romero forever

See this guy would be way more unsettling to run into.

# ? Nov 22, 2019 13:36

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

These white boys are hypocrites because I bet that despite all their talk about wanting to abolish the rules, they'll still treat non-men and non-whites as subhuman because "That's the way it's supposed to be".

# ? Nov 22, 2019 13:56

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

^{hee hee heee hehehe} ha ha haa hah ho ho _{hee he huhu ha}

# ? Nov 22, 2019 14:33

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

I don't read comics, but in earlier movies, and I have read online, that Bruce Wayne is a playboy that's intimated to bed supermodels and poo poo constantly

what I've never understood about Batman is how he's this billionaire playboy running Wayne Enterprises, which has to be exhausting, and require tons of travel and long hours, AND is sleeping with all these people, and yet he's constantly available as batman 24/7 any time that drat spotlight turns on, which is constantly. Like, how many 24 hour shifts of stressful work and personal life, while being literally beaten to poo poo every goddamn night can this guy do? When they fire up the bat signal and he's just too physically exhausted or out of town on business travel does Alfred have a "NO" signal he turns on and fires back over the city?

he uses Bruce-Bots for the sex, like Dr. Doom

# ? Nov 22, 2019 16:01

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

Piddle me this, piddle me that
Who wants to get pissed on by a big gay bat?

*looks around at other goons*

*raises hand slowly*

# ? Nov 22, 2019 16:22

KillerJunglist: May 22, 2007; Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

The jocker will kick your rear end and lock you in your locker!

NERD!

# ? Nov 22, 2019 17:46

sudonim: Oct 6, 2005

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

catwoman steals his cum and he wants it back, but the joker is there to laugh at his pathetic semen security

lol Batman got spermjacked

# ? Nov 22, 2019 17:48

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

LOOK OUT IT'S ME THE JOKER!!! LAFF!!!

# ? Nov 22, 2019 17:55

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

The Protagonist posted:

flipping a coin is the quintessential manifestation of random chance, the world being essentially disordered, random, without meaning or purpose and chigurh is an avatar of that. furthermore,

Then flipping two coins is, less random, and flipping 3 coins is even, less random. Flipping infinite coins is the same as flipping, one coin then. :aaaaa:

# ? Nov 22, 2019 18:18

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

\
_{i go liek 'Bat y ar seruz'

Bat go diz:

'arg arg im Bat'}

# ? Nov 22, 2019 18:34

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

sudonim posted:

lol Batman got spermjacked

literally happened in the comics. Dude got drugged and raped by Talia Ghul and that's his batson's origin story.
batman is vocel his dark reflection is the incel joker

# ? Nov 22, 2019 18:53

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

uhhhh joker fucks

# ? Nov 22, 2019 19:49

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

The Protagonist posted:

uhhhh joker fucks

nope, their dynamic was always one-sided, with joker having no idea how to initiate or accept affection. He was annoyed or oblivious to her flirting when she was into him, and filled with muderous jealousy when she didn't worship him.

joker only wants to gently caress batman, it's their key tension

Coolness Averted fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Nov 22, 2019

# ? Nov 22, 2019 19:59

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

And that�s why Lego Joker is the best Joker.

# ? Nov 22, 2019 20:28

KillerJunglist: May 22, 2007; Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

*joker grabs batman's balls*
"I'm going nuts, batman!
*batman looks annoyed*
"Hey! Lego, joker!"

# ? Nov 22, 2019 20:59

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

# ? Nov 22, 2019 21:14

End of Shoelace: Apr 5, 2016

barons cyber skull, NEVER scare me like that again.

# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:01

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

The only dorks more dorky than Joker dorks are Cormac McArthy dorks.

# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:48

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

The only dorks more dorky than Joker dorks are Cormac McArthy dorks.

Bro, have you heard about these people who call themselves goons?

# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:49

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Der Spaßvogel.

# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:50

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

sweet thursday posted:

\
_{i go liek 'Bat y ar seruz'

Bat go diz:

'arg arg im Bat'}

"Do you want to know how I got this hood mural?"

# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:53

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Literally A Person posted:

Bro, have you heard about these people who call themselves goons?

But doctor....I AM a goon!

# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:53

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

But doctor....I AM a goon!

OH GOD SOMEONE GET A NURSE!!!!

# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:55

CountryMatters: Apr 8, 2009; IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Part of me wishes it had been like, the villain who rides around on a giant unicycle or whatever, that had gotten the super serious treatment. So many nerds who are like "no its so deep right because he's a clown and it represents anarchy and it's always been this social commentary" etc regarding a character who was probably made up in five seconds to answer the question "what should the hero punch today? uh, er...a clown"
Instead of killing joke or w/e we'd have Alan Moore's "The Wheel Turneth" where unicycle man cuts people in half and there would be a million idiots writing blog posts about how his unicycle represents society crushing us all

# ? Nov 22, 2019 23:02

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

I'm the jokeman

# ? Nov 22, 2019 23:06

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

CountryMatters posted:

Part of me wishes it had been like, the villain who rides around on a giant unicycle or whatever, that had gotten the super serious treatment. So many nerds who are like "no its so deep right because he's a clown and it represents anarchy and it's always been this social commentary" etc regarding a character who was probably made up in five seconds to answer the question "what should the hero punch today? uh, er...a clown"
Instead of killing joke or w/e we'd have Alan Moore's "The Wheel Turneth" where unicycle man cuts people in half and there would be a million idiots writing blog posts about how his unicycle represents society crushing us all

# ? Nov 22, 2019 23:08

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

please provide a trigger warning next time!! :mad:

# ? Nov 22, 2019 23:32

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

CountryMatters posted:

Part of me wishes it had been like, the villain who rides around on a giant unicycle or whatever, that had gotten the super serious treatment. So many nerds who are like "no its so deep right because he's a clown and it represents anarchy and it's always been this social commentary" etc regarding a character who was probably made up in five seconds to answer the question "what should the hero punch today? uh, er...a clown"
Instead of killing joke or w/e we'd have Alan Moore's "The Wheel Turneth" where unicycle man cuts people in half and there would be a million idiots writing blog posts about how his unicycle represents society crushing us all

Alternate joke

�Some people just want to watch the wheel turn�

# ? Nov 22, 2019 23:41

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Alternate joke

�Some people just want to watch the wheel turn�

"Stand still, the wheel of time" The Unicyclist whispered as he brought down his unicycle on Batman's spine

# ? Nov 22, 2019 23:44

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Oh look, it�s the mythical poop shelf! :kiddo:

# ? Nov 22, 2019 23:49

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

PLZ STOP posting wheelingtons iTT TIA

# ? Nov 22, 2019 23:50

Captain Rufus: Sep 16, 2005; CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK

The Protagonist posted:

PLZ STOP posting wheelingtons iTT TIA

defeat them and steal their power friend. Bonus points if you make it spin fire and just farm slimes for sweet weapon upgrades making large parts of the game easy as your dumbass wandered into that region way too early and took forever to get the gently caress back out.

But yeah the Joker worship people have is weird. Dude is a mass murdering rear end in a top hat most of the time. Plus could be banging Harley Quinn on the reg but nope too busy being a crazy douchebag even most of the other DC villain douchebags hate and or fear. (There are 2 current DC Black Label miniseries about Harley right now and both are really good. One is more a true crime thing where Harley is your average traumatized crime solver while the other is a Harley Quinn as we sort of know her origin series showing Joker being a manipulative shithead done by the Sunstone guy so the art and writing are really drat good. The former has like 2 artists on it and half is gorgeous and the other half looks light boxed to hell. There is also a Joker series in the same line but see above Joker is an rear end in a top hat.)

Joker works as an antagonist you hate and fear but like so many mega villains people start rooting for them ala Freddy Kreuger and they then suck.

PS: Batman is kinda dull. It's his villains and supporting cast that are usually the draw which is also why he is like barely in some of his own goddamn movies. Except without the excuse Godzilla flicks have in that monster rampages are expensive to film. Brooding angst should be cheap to do?

Vvv. They added a bonfire by the fat skeleton blacksmith in Remastered. Makes it a primo farm spot once you learn those spinning bastards' tricks. And then you have a neat weapon for farming slimes when you make it fire based. Its just getting OUT of that area that sucks. Vvvvv

Captain Rufus fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Nov 23, 2019

# ? Nov 23, 2019 00:43

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh look, it�s the mythical poop shelf!

Well, you�re not all that far off.

Captain Rufus posted:

defeat them and steal their power friend. Bonus points if you make it spin fire and just farm slimes for sweet weapon upgrades making large parts of the game easy as your dumbass wandered into that region way too early and took forever to get the gently caress back out.

In DS2, they weren�t all that bad but they were awful in DS1. If you didn�t know they were at the bottom of that pit, it�s almost always stunlock and instant death on your first encounter.

Even if you do know they are there, there�s a good chance they will still get you a few times until you figure out where to run. You can�t outrun them and even with a lamp, you can�t see them until it�s too late unless you happen to be staring right at them.

gently caress those things sideways.

Edit: that shield was awful, clunky and absolutely was not worth farming due to the bonfire distance and the crazy low drop rate. Not even worth playing with as a gimmick.

# ? Nov 23, 2019 00:52