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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Burt Sexual posted:

That’s not a truck. And lol putting Cyber in the name is so stupid

If it looks like something out of a mid-90's computer game it makes sense to have a mid-90's name as well.

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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Elon is just another out of touch boomer

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

That's a Hard Drivin'/Stunts car.

It's so weird I can't hate it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Burt Sexual posted:

That’s not a truck. And lol putting Cyber in the name is so stupid

Why the gently caress didn't hey have Keanu Reeves come out and blast it with baseballs? It would have solved all their issues.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




I watched the vimeo link and had more laughs and even further questions

"So are they protesting Denny's?"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

SilvergunSuperman posted:

That's a Hard Drivin'/Stunts car.

It's so weird I can't hate it.

It's a fugly vehicle, like the bastard spawn of the GM Aztek, and it's probably aimed at people who idolize Max Headroom and anime

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/vjURNtL.mp4

The car with the camera is blocking the black sedan from merging back into traffic after cruising down the shoulder. He did it long enough for the cop to see the offender.

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vjURNtL.mp4

The car with the camera is blocking the black sedan from merging back into traffic after cruising down the shoulder. He did it long enough for the cop to see the offender.

yes yes yes yes yes yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vjURNtL.mp4

The car with the camera is blocking the black sedan from merging back into traffic after cruising down the shoulder. He did it long enough for the cop to see the offender.

yessssssss

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
it looks like it was carved out of soap by a blind child

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
Also the reason it's unpainted is because Tesla's Fremont factory paint shop's been shuttered due to as-yet-unresolved Clean Air Act violations. Nineteen of 'em.

tardwrangler posted:

it looks like it was carved out of soap by a blind child

gently caress you.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vjURNtL.mp4

The car with the camera is blocking the black sedan from merging back into traffic after cruising down the shoulder. He did it long enough for the cop to see the offender.

I remember one time I hit traffic on a road next to some fields where farm workers would walk along the shoulder every morning. A guy in a big delivery truck was edged over into the shoulder lane to block assholes from ripping past. He very well may have saved someone's life that day.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
It looks like the pinewood derby car I made for Cub Scouts in 1989.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Looks painted to me

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Looks painted to me


That's actually a picture of all 19 safety violations

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Elfface posted:

They're making a new Vigilante 8!?

I want you to know that I remember this game. You are not alone.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Looks painted to me


goon project: get Musk to retweet this picture

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
He probably already did, Musk is even more pathetic online than offline.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Samuringa posted:

He probably already did, Musk is even more pathetic online than offline.

Grimes in the sheets, Pedo-diver in the streets.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Cyberturd's such a piece of poo poo, the wheel almost fell off:

https://twitter.com/hilinetrail/status/1197735836562931713

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




It’s like Loss: the longer you look at it, the more the sheer awfulness of it all sets in.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
https://twitter.com/KawasakiKR11/status/1197814511920730112

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vjURNtL.mp4

The car with the camera is blocking the black sedan from merging back into traffic after cruising down the shoulder. He did it long enough for the cop to see the offender.

ACAB but also that is some extremely good finger pointing game.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Yeah, that finger pointing had me briefly flashing back to being a kid who just broke something and my dad was pissed about it :stare:

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Regalingualius posted:

It’s like Loss: the longer you look at it, the more the sheer awfulness of it all sets in.
grovertruck

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1197979317885636609

Shame it didn't drop lower.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vjURNtL.mp4

The car with the camera is blocking the black sedan from merging back into traffic after cruising down the shoulder. He did it long enough for the cop to see the offender.

The main thing that stands out to me with this one is how much the cop doesn't stand out.

If I'm walking into traffic, no matter how slow it's going, you better believe I'm wearing high vis.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

It's expected to do up

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vjURNtL.mp4

The car with the camera is blocking the black sedan from merging back into traffic after cruising down the shoulder. He did it long enough for the cop to see the offender.

Hahahahah this is in Delta BC and I hate the cops but I hate curb cutters more hahaha gently caress you shithead

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Musk somehow made future tech vehicle look boring and lovely
https://twitter.com/pascalblanche/status/1197950889039978496?s=19

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

holy poo poo propagandhi is still around?

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/3rd_man_in/status/1197713234611978240

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Holy poo poo lmao

Shoulda just let him finish setting it up imo

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

i got sgm but i need help w/ cpt.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

snergle posted:

i got sgm but i need help w/ cpt.

Captain

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/loonaproducer/status/1173685061834739712

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


This happened to me once except it was a transport that somehow kicked up a piece of sheet metal.

It cut my bumper in half diagonally like some anime sword bullshit, if I was half a second earlier I'd have likely been decap'd.

e: managed to dredge the pic up from AI,

SilvergunSuperman fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Nov 23, 2019

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Bushmaori posted:

I thought they made cars crumple easy on purpose today as a safety feature, or does this not extend to the panels?

Also: Elon Musk is a pedo

Teslas solely exist to murder their occupants. The only safety feature found on Teslas is Autopilot mode which drives you to the nearest fire truck.

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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk


"I got an idea, lets hit the truck with a mallet and prove how resilient it is? I told you guys to make it resilient right?"

"u-uh, uhhhh"

"Are you telling me you have a problem with this, minion?"

"NO! N-no Master Musk, anything you say. We have faith in your genius"

"It can take the hit right? "

"s-sure Master Musk, it is very resilient like you said it should be. We'll make it work on stage! Our shareholders will love it!"

*Elon loses a billion dollars as he reveals one of histories ugliest cars. Proceeds to break car on stage for everyone to see*

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