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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Don't play with your food!! *Smacks kid out of chair*

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Everyone knows that was an art project, right? By the same guy that did this, amongst a lot of other things:



https://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef

is it art if people jack off to it

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Alan Smithee posted:

is it art if people jack off to it

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Groovy.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich



I observed this image and my crops withered and my cow died in the night.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Cocaine was best musician in Fleetwood Mac

https://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/1197998306229673985

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



$100 non refundable let’s you reserve a preorder for a truck that may not come out.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Wow after seeing this I had to look up notfoolinganybody.com and yep, it's still there. Oldest website ever

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NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Cartoon Man posted:


$100 non refundable let’s you reserve a preorder for a truck that may not come out.

Cybertruck is a pro username

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Eldercain posted:

Cybertruck is a pro username



My love for you is cybertruck, berserker
Would you like some broken gently caress, berserker

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/PbUO3YY.mp4

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000




Woden
May 6, 2006
https://i.imgur.com/UDmJclH.mp4

Firstscion
Apr 11, 2008

Born Lucky


Palmerston North is indeed a cursed place.

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Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Cartoon Man posted:


$100 non refundable let’s you reserve a preorder for a truck that may not come out.

The 100$ are fully refundable. Theres enough to mock already, we don't really have to make stuff up.

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012


Chaos reigns

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Firstscion posted:

Palmerston North is indeed a cursed place.

He's actually Canadian and bottomed early in his career, but doesn't like to talk about it.... Oh you said PALMERSTON, never mind

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/1198501503700324352?s=19

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

Shai-Hulud posted:

The 100$ are fully refundable. Theres enough to mock already, we don't really have to make stuff up.

i work with people who make more money than sense. i spent all friday listening to them hype each other up over that drat truck and make up all kinds of fantasy features in their head, until by the afternoon they started making preorders one by one.

one person got their card charged but never got a confirmation email or receipt. another person had their card double charged.

not a single one of them experienced a moment of introspection at any point

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Away all Goats posted:

I knew Emily Blunt was too good for him


Shibarbie?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Darthemed posted:

Shibarbie?



Forgive my ignorance, but who is the white haired guy in the number 10 jersey?

Pic:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

BrigadierSensible posted:

Forgive my ignorance, but who is the white haired guy in the number 10 jersey?

It's the old CEO of Intuit

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1198760563486052353/pu/vid/608x480/E2VoAPUCu-e2qBh0.mp4

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

The customer had no way of knowing this but actually fewer things would have fallen on her if she'd stayed where she was.

https://i.imgur.com/KAbxrt7.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
A rodent of some sort yawning can't be that bad, right?

https://gfycat.com/betterwhichalligatorsnappingturtle

It's not NSFW but it's kinda nightmare fuel.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



Apparently the guy on the left was a convicted pedo. I don't know what crimes the guy on the right committed but I'm sure they're numerous and horrifying.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Buttcoin purse posted:



Apparently the guy on the left was a convicted pedo. I don't know what crimes the guy on the right committed but I'm sure they're numerous and horrifying.

guy with a clown av telling on himself

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:nws: :nms: https://i.redd.it/zblrf92sew041.jpg :nms: :nws:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Quahog'd again

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
willingly eating a sixer just to attest that the internet held medical-sexual horrors i had not yet experienced.

farewell, forums. i need to drink myself into forgetting that.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
I’ll take the voluntary sixer so I can say :allbuttons:

do the needful

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
How

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