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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Sure, go with this I would like to stop laughing. It no longer causes physical pain.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1199139183794835456 lmao Jared is gonna somehow emerge from 4 (8) years of Trump presidency as the most powerful man in American history, with some weird interlocking and unassailable combination of executive, legislative, judicial, monetary, and military powers.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1199139183794835456 That's quite the hand gesture from the guy behind
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Shanghaied posted:lmao Jared is gonna somehow emerge from 4 (8) years of Trump presidency as the most powerful man in American history, with some weird interlocking and unassailable combination of executive, legislative, judicial, monetary, and military powers. I'm so glad we elected Kushner.
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we doing fake news awards again this year? e: gently caress it was done originally Jan 2018 my time line all off mst4k fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Nov 26, 2019 |
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Nov 26, 2019 04:06
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slinkimalinki posted:That's quite the hand gesture from the guy behind 
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karma_coma posted:we doing fake news awards again this year? I don't think 2018 is real. The world isn't that old.
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Gay Rat Wedding posted:I don't think 2018 is real. The world isn't that old. How long has it been? Days? Decades? Time has no meaning in these times.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Sure, go with this I don’t think the daily beast knows what ‘absolved’ means
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Shanghaied posted:lmao Jared is gonna somehow emerge from 4 (8) years of Trump presidency as the most powerful man in American history, with some weird interlocking and unassailable combination of executive, legislative, judicial, monetary, and military powers. The only things Kushner has proven himself capable of doing are: A: knocking up donald's daughterwife B: asking people for money it's unjust that this dude is incredibly rich but he's basically been put in charge of all of trump's unrealistic projects and recruits other conmen to help him with them. He'll be the king of the grifters when donny passes his last fish delight.
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Nov 26, 2019 05:42
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CharlestheHammer posted:no one even knows who that guy is. do you watch fox news 24/7? Trump does, and that's how he knows who ol' crimesy was. Trumo also knows his base watches fox 24/7
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Nov 26, 2019 05:48
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bigly lol that two-scoops consistently ignores the obviously correct advice of intelligence departments coming from professionals who have been working across six administrations, but will drop everything to commit laughably stupid and evil acts at the slightest urging from a fox news host who believes climate change is a hoax because it's cold somewhere in massachusetts.
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Nov 26, 2019 05:59
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Because farmers and the slaughterhouse industry will have none of that.
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a chud lol, think back to the papa john's commercials in which the dude spoke, "better ingredients, better pizza. papa john" now listen to this clip. https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1199167890370510848 also apparently papa johns is just consistently greasy
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You think Daddy Huckabee called up Shucks and said "hey, you think you could get your bother in there to meet that dog. He really, really wants to meet it. In private if he could"? I also wonder if Trump goes on long Nixonesque tirades about Jews and Jared just stand there pretending he's not listening, like Kissinger.
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that's Run the Jewels
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GUN GUN FINGERGUN!
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Strong Sauce posted:a chud lol, He's had 40 pizzas in the last 30 days. Stay tuned... Stay tuned...
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Speedboat Jones posted:He's had 40 pizzas in the last 30 days. Stay tuned... Stay tuned... Off in the distance a toilet can be heard screaming
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Lpzie posted:that's Run the Jewels !!!
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Just popping in to see if everyone is enjoying the stock market.
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Wtf is animal crushing
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1199139183794835456 quote:Frustrated with progress at southern border, Trump has installed Jared Kushner as the wall
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unpacked robinhood posted:Wtf is animal crushing Just like crushing on that girl in the middle row at the third desk back in high school, only with C-clamps and kittens.
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trump walked in on barrrrron watching girls in high heels stepping on baby chicks.
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1199119587373129732?s=19 This will free up many cages that can now be used for children.
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Lpzie posted:trump walked in on barrrrron watching girls in high heels stepping on baby chicks. Innocent children are coming home and they're saying, "Mom, I want to crush!"
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I think the only reason Donald hasn't stroked out yet is because it's nearly impossible to move a bloodclot through grease.
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unpacked robinhood posted:Wtf is animal crushing the most depressing game on the wii
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:He is handling imminent domain I can’t help but smile to myself with glee and rub my hands together like a cartoon villain at the thought of all the MAGA idiots living along the southern US border who will soon find their land seized under the guise of building The Wall they so desperately wanted to keep the all scary brown people out. “I never thought leopards would eat MY face,” etc.
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unpacked robinhood posted:Wtf is animal crushing It's how dogs die
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lol I'm slow and only just now realized this https://twitter.com/TrickFreee/status/1199067663252611073
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An insane mind posted:I think the only reason Donald hasn't stroked out yet is because it's nearly impossible to move a bloodclot through grease. On the contrary, like our balls howling through near frictionless space the grease in our big boys arteries keep the clots orbiting his brain like electrons around a nucleus
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So Sir, when you said, and I quote, "The Ukraine hacked the election", that was.. "Totally misrepresented!" And when you said "The Ukrainians 100% hacked the election, just look at the Midwest results, 'ha ha'"? "I was incorrect in that statement and I apologize." And when you said, and again, I'm quoting you directly from less than 24 hours ago, "gently caress yea the Ukrainians hacked the election, I was in the room with the hackers, having margarita's as they did it and there is video evidence of this and it loving owns"? "Now that was out of character for me..." Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Nov 26, 2019 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Sure, go with this https://twitter.com/flglmn/status/1199143479508688897?s=20
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