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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
The only good soap is the KOREAN SOAP DICK



In action!

You use it, and your hands are clean, but they feel so much dirtier.

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Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Don't put soap in your rear end in a top hat, you'll gently caress up the lube. Jesus Christ people.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Don't put soap in your rear end in a top hat, you'll gently caress up the lube. Jesus Christ people.

Post/username combo if you are GE Cafe

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The only good soap is the KOREAN SOAP DICK



In action!

You use it, and your hands are clean, but they feel so much dirtier.
Strong words from someone who doesn't think twice about having liquid soap jizzed on them by a robot.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Just lol if you don't have the LEXX lick your rear end clean twice a day

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Outrail posted:

Works great with a stainless steel loofah.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Have none of you heard of liquid soap?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Have none of you heard of liquid soap?

Not lately, how're they doing?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jerry Cotton posted:

Not lately, how're they doing?

got banned for accountsharing with microscopic poo poo particles

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Have none of you heard of liquid soap?
I believe I made my thoughts on that known

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Blue Footed Booby posted:

This is the opposite of how soap works. It is a surfactant, but what that actually means is it makes the water worse at sticking to itself. It still sticks to other things, like dirt, which lets the dirt be carried away by more water.

Look I can't believe ur critiquing my half remembered fifth hand explanation of how soap works, shock.

seriously tho that's p interesting thanks

fauna
Dec 6, 2018


Caught between two worlds...
i am soap

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Untouchable and reeking of rear end?

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Absurd Alhazred posted:

Have none of you heard of liquid soap?

You mean cumsudshots?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

What if


No soap...













Radio

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

a bidet but it blasts old spice body wash

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Alcohol is a disinfectant that’s why I buttchug vodka

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Kitfox88 posted:

Alcohol is a disinfectant that’s why I buttchug vodka

IS THAT WHY YOUR VODKA ALWAYS TASTES LIKE SOAP?!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
No that’s just cause it’s bottom shelf plastic bottle vodka

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
How many goons were phoneposting from the toilet while talking about how gross it is to clean your rear end in a top hat in the shower, you think?

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Just lol if you don't have Enrique lick your rear end clean twice a day

I agree, Enrique is quite the enthusiastic and thorough rear end licker. But can we all agree that sure is an odd name that your maternal grandparents chose

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

tribbledirigible posted:

What if


No soap...













Radio

it certainly does

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Heath posted:

How many goons were phoneposting from the toilet while talking about how gross it is to clean your rear end in a top hat in the shower, you think?

Please don't wipe your rear end with your phone.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Outrail posted:

Please don't wipe your rear end with your phone.

Or do, and become the embodiment of poo poo-talking.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
you guys reuse your asses? wtf

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Friend posted:

a bidet but it blasts old spice body wash

Ladies!

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Heath posted:

How many goons were phoneposting from the toilet while talking about how gross it is to clean your rear end in a top hat in the shower, you think?

a poster who doesn’t post while making GBS threads is no poster at all

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

alexandriao posted:

Look I can't believe ur critiquing my half remembered fifth hand explanation of how soap works, shock.

The fifth hand washes the butt

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Sir Lemming posted:

The fifth hand washes the butt

Time works the same way.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

purple death ray posted:

Time works the same way.

Imagine five hands lined up at the edge of an rear end in a top hat...

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Paladinus posted:

Have you philistines never heard of stainless steel soap?

I prefer tactical soap. It comes with a small flashlight and a keychain I can hang onto my US Marine Corps anus ring

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Paladinus posted:

Have you philistines never heard of stainless steel soap?

Nah you've gotta get cast iron soap. But you can't ever wash it.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

minato posted:

Nah you've gotta get cast iron soap. But you can't ever wash it.

Don't let it touch the water or you'll lose all the seasoning.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Don't put soap in your rear end in a top hat, you'll gently caress up the lube. Jesus Christ people.

Check out the Soap Nazi here

"No soap for you!"

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

Check out the Soap Nazi here

"No soap for you!"

The nazis were prolific soap makers, true

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Johnny Bravo was Family Guy before Family Guy was Family Guy.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Marcade posted:

The nazis were prolific soap makers, true

They were really big on clensing people.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

tribbledirigible posted:

LIGHTS OUT


No soap...













Radio


TURN THAT poo poo UP

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alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


christmas boots posted:

you guys reuse your asses? wtf

I reject the implication that my rear end is not disposable

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