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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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lamb
Mar 9, 2004

A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty

AppleNippleBOB posted:

Not sure if this has been posted, but this vendor has some pretty cool looking piss tape swag.

I just bought this glow in the dark enamled pin https://www.witchsy.com/gift-ideas/piss-tape-is-real-x-toynbee-tile-enamel-pin-black-clone/ and 6 of the stickers.

Piss tape is certainly real

Christmas shopping is done.

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


PathAsc posted:

It's so much more real every day

this is blasphemy. the realness of the Tape is boundless and unending, encompassing all. to say that it is more real now than before is to deny this transcendent Realness

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

fabergay egg posted:

this is blasphemy. the realness of the Tape is boundless and unending, encompassing all. to say that it is more real now than before is to deny this transcendent Realness

Nein, it can be real and even more real, who's to say we even understand all levels of realness?

What we do know is that the tape was never false, only real.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


all else that is real is but a pale reflection of the sacred Piss Tape, whose realness is infinite and uncountable

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

fabergay egg posted:

all else that is real is but a pale reflection of the sacred Piss Tape, whose realness is infinite and uncountable

I call this school of thought neotapenism

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Big AND true

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
We're alive for another year so I'll do another round of emails. If you want a @pisstape.org email redirect hit my PMs.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry


Cats Are Comrades

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Gunshow Poophole posted:



Cats Are Comrades

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

When he's right, he's right.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Piss tape swag made it in. Shipper was a bit show getting it out, so they tripled my order.

Very nice indeed




Oh the piss pin glows in the dark

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
that ween pin owns

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Where'd you get a high life chrome bag

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



PokeJoe posted:

Where'd you get a high life chrome bag

I won it in an alley cat race in both the road bike category, but also drank the most during the race.

fitting prize

Flavius Aetass posted:

that ween pin owns

props to Katie and Jared from Portland for the cocaine cock pin. would be suprised if they’re not cspammers

props to the golden eel jam man from Oregon for the fingerbanger

AppleNippleBOB has issued a correction as of 06:37 on Nov 24, 2019

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

the guys from fusion gps were on fresh air today:

quote:

...Donald Trump's ties to Russia, was the so-called pee tape. And this is the tape that several sources told Christopher Steele exists. There's no confirmation that this tape exists. Explain what the pee tape is for somebody who hasn't been following it.

FRITSCH: Right. So the tape, as you put it, is a recounting of source reporting from Moscow that alleges that Donald Trump in 2013, while he was attending the Miss Universe pageant that he sponsored in collaboration with a Russian oligarch, was in his hotel suite in Moscow, at the Ritz Carlton, and a - was sent a pair of prostitutes who performed a urination show on top of the bed in the presidential suite at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in - with the purpose being to defile the bed in which Barack and Michelle Obama slept in years earlier. Now...

GROSS: Yes, go ahead.

FRITSCH: It's - you mentioned several sources. We can't get into sources and methods as we know them, but we have strong confidence in the reliability and the well-placed sort of nature of these sources, and there were no fewer than seven for that particular anecdote

it’s so loving real

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/1199575582360645633?s=19

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Seven.

There's some strong numerological symbolism in there.

Symbolism of realness.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

if man is 5 and the devil is 6 then that must make pee 7

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


:chaostrump:

E: lol who is inspectorhound4 in here

E2: I can't loving read, you're literally the op

PathAsc has issued a correction as of 14:27 on Nov 27, 2019

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

if man is 5 and the devil is 6 then that must make pee 7

this piss tape's come from heaven

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



AppleNippleBOB posted:

Piss tape swag made it in. Shipper was a bit show getting it out, so they tripled my order.

Very nice indeed




Oh the piss pin glows in the dark

whoa I have that same Wiseacre sticker on my laptop

and the piss tape one too

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


galaxy brain stuff here.


https://twitter.com/bobsmallsghost/status/1199636274501566465?s=21

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

World War Mammories posted:

this piss tape's come from heaven

In a moscow hotel
Trump watched some liquid expel
From prostitutes pubic chutes taking route to the sheets in a stream of glowing yellow
Squirt that rain and hydroplane into a piss chicks paradise
"Wet bed, sir?" "Yah! And put some in my mouth if you dont mind"

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

PathAsc posted:

:chaostrump:

E: lol who is inspectorhound4 in here

E2: I can't loving read, you're literally the op

"@inspectorhound" hasn't posted in like ten loving years thank goodness for this account kill off

E ok two

Inspector Hound has issued a correction as of 00:26 on Nov 28, 2019

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Burn Zone posted:

whoa I have that same Wiseacre sticker on my laptop

and the piss tape one too

you lie

Burn Zone posted:

whoa I have that same Wiseacre sticker on my laptop

and the piss tape one too

meet me up at the tap room and I’ll give you a piss pin

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Piss tape so real I can hear it

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



AppleNippleBOB posted:

you lie


meet me up at the tap room and I’ll give you a piss pin

I used to live in midtown but not there any more. will definitely hit you up for a drink next time I’m in town.

I have a couple of the pins lmao and during one of the original hat runs I bought a few extra. I gave one to a buddy of mine who still lives in Memphis. he wears it out to bars or puts it on his dog. say hello if you see him

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later
https://twitter.com/danielsgoldman/status/1026161732237049860

Piss tape trutherism makes the impeachment hearing. Matt Gaetz blew up and printed this tweet out to attack Daniel Goldman, but only added to his credibility.

Max Walrus has issued a correction as of 00:46 on Dec 10, 2019

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Piss tape

IM PEE CHMENT

are they brothers??

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Max Walrus posted:

https://twitter.com/danielsgoldman/status/1026161732237049860

Piss tape trutherism makes the impeachment hearing. Matt Gaetz blew up and printed this tweet out to attack Daniel Goldman, but only added to his credibility.

Lol wait really?? The piss tape is so real

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Inspector Hound posted:

Lol wait really?? The piss tape is so real

extremely

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Inspector Hound posted:

Lol wait really?? The piss tape is so real

Chris and Ashley will refuse to wear the hat even while the tape is being projected onto the moon. :smith:

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


soon, all shall wear the hat

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
ummm wtf


quote:

The former MI6 officer Christopher Steele had a “personal” relationship with Ivanka Trump and gifted her a “family tartan from Scotland” as a present, the long-awaited report by US Department of Justice inspector general, Michael Horowitz, revealed on Monday.

Horowitz’s review of the FBI’s 2016 investigation into Donald Trump’s 2016 election campaign and its links with Russia includes fresh details of Steele’s interactions with the FBI, and startling claims about his relationship with the Trumps dating back to the period before he wrote a controversial dossier on Trump.


The report did not mention Ivanka Trump by name but her identity was revealed by ABC News.

The report said that contrary to what Donald Trump has claimed on Twitter Steele was actually “favorably disposed” to the Trump family. It was “ridiculous” to suggest he was biased against the then Republican candidate or that his memos on collusion, written at the behest of the Washington-based research firm Fusion GPS, were in any way biased, Steele told federal investigators.

Steele said he had visited Ivanka Trump at Trump Tower and had been “friendly” with her for “some years”. He described their relationship as “personal”. The former British government spy had even given her a “family tartan from Scotland” as a present, the report quoted him as saying.

ABC also reported that Ivanka Trump even discussed work that Steele’s firm – Orbis Business Intelligence – might do for the Trump family business.

Earlier this year Steele met with members of the inspector general’s team in London and spoke to investigators via Skype. He handed over memos setting out his two meetings in 2016 with the FBI, in which he passed on his dossier which said that the Russians had been seeking to cultivate Trump for some years, and had secretly compromised him in a Moscow hotel room.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/dec/09/christopher-steele-ivanka-trump-personal-relationship

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