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no horseplay
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Nov 29, 2019 00:37
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always bottle and save the dirty bong water it's incredibly useful and versatile |
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Nov 29, 2019 00:40
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thought u were just trying to praise the filmmaker who did parasite and snowpiercer |
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Nov 29, 2019 00:45
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If your children or grandchildren make you a bong you have to use it. If you get a snow day you are required to do some snow bongs.. ---------------- |
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Nov 29, 2019 00:49
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Mr. Dick posted:If your children or grandchildren make you a bong you have to use it. It is known. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 29, 2019 01:14
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If it's yellow, let it mellow. |
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Nov 29, 2019 02:43
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Jedrick posted:If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown clean it out https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 29, 2019 02:50
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no shirt no shoes
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Nov 29, 2019 03:03
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:If it's brown go 2 town |
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Nov 29, 2019 03:07
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Don't be wrong Clear the bong Once it's lit Clear your hit It's harsh and stale Blow, exhale Get it fresh make it clear For the next person near... Confucius' Lost Scrolls |
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Nov 29, 2019 03:14
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good rules
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Nov 29, 2019 03:16
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Take three rips and make us wait That's what Bilbo Bongins hates
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Nov 29, 2019 03:57
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alnilam posted:Take three rips and make us wait |
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Nov 29, 2019 04:44
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bongs rule
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Nov 29, 2019 05:25
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i took my bong outside while tripping to trip while looking at the moon and i got paranoid about the cops seeing it in my side yard so i hid it under the leaves while i went to go look at some leafs. then i left it there. now it's a pile of broken glass. 
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Nov 29, 2019 05:52
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i took my bong outside while tripping to trip while looking at the moon and i got paranoid about the cops seeing it in my side yard so i hid it under the leaves while i went to go look at some leafs.
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Nov 29, 2019 14:06
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i took my bong outside while tripping to trip while looking at the moon and i got paranoid about the cops seeing it in my side yard so i hid it under the leaves while i went to go look at some leafs. Phiz nooooooo
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i took my bong outside while tripping to trip while looking at the moon and i got paranoid about the cops seeing it in my side yard so i hid it under the leaves while i went to go look at some leafs. Heather Papps posted:rule one hey listen, be gentle
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Nov 29, 2019 17:02
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Rule two: chill it Then drink it |
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Nov 29, 2019 18:11
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i have it on good authority that drinking bong water cures cancer, makes us live to 300 years, and makes old men potent |
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Nov 29, 2019 19:07
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whenever i serve up the good ol' family recipe all but the most yunn'uns appreciate it basically, any dish wish retains all of its content thru cooking (i.e. soups and stews) have a certain amount of water added well, you use bong water for that. every part of the buffalo and all |
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Nov 29, 2019 19:12
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"old bong water nosfer," they call me "why you always putting stanky ol bong water in our soups?!" one day you too will understand |
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Nov 29, 2019 19:13
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Nosfereefer posted:whenever i serve up the good ol' family recipe all but the most yunn'uns appreciate it *emeril lagasse reaches under the counter as he addresses the audience. he produces an old plastic bong which he pours into a simmering pot of soup* "BAM!!!" |
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Nov 29, 2019 20:26
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it's been in the family for almost a generation! |
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Nov 29, 2019 20:30
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once i cleaned a glass bowl that was clogged with resin and then took an oreo, and scooped out some of the creme, then like, stuck a pea sized chunk of resin in the cookie, then ate it i slept very, very well that night but my girlfriend said my mouth tasted like an ashtray
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Nov 29, 2019 20:30
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Heather Papps posted:i slept very, very well that night but my girlfriend said my mouth tasted like an ashtray i, too, have once kissed an ashtray. it tasted like old bong water |
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Nov 29, 2019 20:52
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gatorade bong water flavor |
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Nov 29, 2019 20:53
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Heather Papps posted:once i cleaned a glass bowl that was clogged with resin and then took an oreo, and scooped out some of the creme, then like, stuck a pea sized chunk of resin in the cookie, then ate it this is the grossest thing i have ever heard someone freely admit to doing. this will haunt me
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Nov 29, 2019 23:19
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life under big bong is p chill |
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Nov 29, 2019 23:28
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"if you want a glimpse of the future, winston" i was chocking on the hit too hard to respond "imagine a bong, attached to a human face. forever" |
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Nov 29, 2019 23:30
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"first rule about bong club; you don't talk about bong club second rule of bong club; you don''t ta- oh gently caress me i'm way too blazed for this lol" |
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Nov 29, 2019 23:35
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Nosfereefer posted:"if you want a glimpse of the future," Now it fits to the tune of "Wannabe".
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Nov 29, 2019 23:37
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owlhawk911 posted:this is the grossest thing i have ever heard someone freely admit to doing. this will haunt me yeah i am kind of a scumbag
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Nov 29, 2019 23:41
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B.R.E.A.M.
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Nov 30, 2019 00:33
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Heather Papps posted:yeah i am kind of a scumbag your story rlly resinated w/ me |
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Nov 30, 2019 04:45
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put the bongwater in the freezer when you're done then put it out for your weekly waste pickup
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Nov 30, 2019 05:13
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if you're at a jewish wedding it's customary for people to put doilies over tiny bongs and then step on them to celebrate at the end
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Nov 30, 2019 05:15
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Always call it a "water pipe" in the presence of cops, narcs, etc. |
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Nov 30, 2019 05:46
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it's a chinese water garden style vase, grandmother
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