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Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Adnachiel posted:

Is it that time already?

I'll get around to uploading 2018's album to my Youtube account. I was dealing with a move when it was uploaded. Did we ever decide on a cover for it? There isn't one in the zip file or on any of the tracks.

I think last year's thread was leaning toward this. Not sure of the artist.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Adnachiel posted:

Is it that time already?

I'll get around to uploading 2018's album to my Youtube account. I was dealing with a move when it was uploaded. Did we ever decide on a cover for it? There isn't one in the zip file or on any of the tracks.

I plan on putting it up on https://saxmas.robotcousin.com because there won't be any copyright issues (not on my watch :colbert:), so I don't know what youtube's going to do with that album.

If there's a track listing/order completed, let me know. I kind of love working out the proper 'flow' of track ordering.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I plan on putting it up on https://saxmas.robotcousin.com because there won't be any copyright issues (not on my watch :colbert:), so I don't know what youtube's going to do with that album.

If there's a track listing/order completed, let me know. I kind of love working out the proper 'flow' of track ordering.

The song order in the link I put in the OP is in order of submission.

Adnachiel
Oct 21, 2012

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I plan on putting it up on https://saxmas.robotcousin.com because there won't be any copyright issues (not on my watch :colbert:), so I don't know what youtube's going to do with that album.

Usually what happens is a handful of tracks will have ads put on them or have monetization disabled. (Which doesn't affect me since I don't monetize anything anyway.) Out of all the albums I've uploaded, only 3 or so songs were straight up muted.

It's not the greatest place to post music, but it's easily accessible and familiar to non-goons and anyone who wants to post individual tracks somewhere. I never intended it to be a replacement for the main site.

Adnachiel fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Nov 23, 2019

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

Shankel Magnus posted:

I want to do an hour long Stoner Metal opus called “Gift Wrapper”

If you decide to go this route, and need a lovely bassist/guitarist who happens to own a lot of fuzz pedals and downtuned instruments (and synthesizers up the wazoo that he can't really play all that well), let me know.

im_sorry fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Nov 26, 2019

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Adnachiel posted:

Usually what happens is a handful of tracks will have ads put on them or have monetization disabled. (Which doesn't affect me since I don't monetize anything anyway.) Out of all the albums I've uploaded, only 3 or so songs were straight up muted.

It's not the greatest place to post music, but it's easily accessible and familiar to non-goons and anyone who wants to post individual tracks somewhere. I never intended it to be a replacement for the main site.

Ah, ok! I thought youtube was muting way more than that. I absolutely agree that it's more share friendly.

Adnachiel
Oct 21, 2012
Alright, last year's album is now up on Youtube. (Nothing got muted.)

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzOpjaOcy_bpGRJ31HMkjlI9QZRMmieMj

If anyone comes up with a proper track listing, let me know and I'll reorganize the playlist.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Another 2019 SUBMISSION. Just a straightforward Silent Hill take on The Grinch. Don't think there will be any Bowie this year, but this is pretty close.

https://soundcloud.com/stanley-swanson-150846885/silent-whoville-who-metown

Lyrics:

He's checking his list twice
No more good boys and girls
He gets into his sleigh
And he takes to the snow
To the town to take all

So swift, down the chimney he goes
Christmas morning doesn't go the way you want all the time
Then you shout at your dad
XBox, you wanted an XBox
And you did all the chores, but you still get the socks

No more good boys and girls
He gets into his sleigh
And he takes to the sky
With a heart full of coal

So swift, down the chimney he goes
Christmas morning doesn't go the way you want all the time
Then you shout at your dad
XBox, I wanted an XBox
And I did all the chores, but I still get the socks

Twelve drummers drumming
And a partridge in a pear tree
There was no time for reason
They showed no sign of their guilt

Now it's too late, too late for me
There will be no presents in stockings
Too late, too late for me
This night will win

Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Was singing without any presents at all!
He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming! It came!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say
That the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!
And then the true meaning of Christmas came through,
And the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!

Old Saint Nick will know
That someday all things will end
That silent night
It's cold outside
Reindeer jingle their bells
While angels sing, in endless dark
Reindeer toll their death knell

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

Last year I was really proud of my Kanye West parody. I am hoping to have a song again this year. Need to find the right song to parody, though...

jennyinstereo
Jan 17, 2007

[rocking faces since the 80s]
You all make me so proud! Thanks for keeping this tradition going :) I had high hopes to run the thread for a 10th year with Rupert, but we likely would have half-assed it. Who knew that having 2 young kids would be a complete and total time sink! In any case, I plan to submit something this year that's hopefully as good as my 2009 Jingle Bells masterpiece. Holy poo poo, how was that even 10 years ago!??!?? Keep posting, goons! :allears:

jennyinstereo
Jan 17, 2007

[rocking faces since the 80s]

barbecue at the folks posted:

I no joke play this every year and tear up a little inside just because it's become a thing that brings good memories. These drat threads :allears:

:swoon: I had no idea that some of my crappy music made long-lasting memories for some of you! Curse my salty, frozen heart :allears:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ok, so I can't promise when but I'm going to be fixing up my Goon Awful Xmas site to not just include last year's album, as well as this year's, but ALSO to update the media player. The one that's there is fine, but I want there to be an option to have playlists, to shuffle them, and to be more mobile-friendly. No streaming site is going to allow our music on there due to copyright issues and/or size/length limitations, so my site (or a site like mine, I should say) is one of the few options we all have, and I don't want to disappoint any of you listeners and contributors.

Anyway, someone who hasn't downloaded all of these albums should be able to go to my site, load up the playlist of every song uploaded, OR a specific album (not sure if I'll be able to offer truly customizable playlists, though I'm looking into it), and just either listen to them all in order, or hit 'shuffle' and go to town. I've added a bunch of your songs on Soundcloud and it's currently playing randomly while I do my work, and holy poo poo, I'm laughing my rear end off even at stuff I've heard many, many times before. I want to provide this to EVERYONE for EVERY ALBUM we've all made.

Any recommendations for media players that are compatible with Wordpress? I don't mind spending maybe ~$15 on a pro plugin, but free is preferred. Let me know! Just a heads-up, this might all happen after the holidays this year, but maybe sooner.

Ok, so I'm silly... I just realized that 2017's album isn't even up there. Sheesh, I've been slacking.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


oh shiiiiit it's goon xmas time!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been cooking up something BIG

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.
Hell yes! Time to put off all other obligations and make some dumb tunes!

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

2019 Submission

Happy Holiday (Happy Holiday)
https://soundcloud.com/genghis-don/happy-holidays-happy-holidays

Loving everyone's tracks so far.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Grammarchist posted:

2019 Submission

Happy Holiday (Happy Holiday)
https://soundcloud.com/genghis-don/happy-holidays-happy-holidays

Loving everyone's tracks so far.

this was everything the title promised it would be. this rules lol

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

2019 SUBMISSION!!!!

https://soundcloud.com/cat-named-norris/my-cat-is-norris-and-squidtentacle-taco-bell-reprise

My Cat Is Norris and Squidtentacle present the Taco Bell Christmas (Reprise). He's very tolerant of me and my dumb ideas. Please enjoy.

my tacos were fine

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Grammarchist posted:

2019 Submission

Happy Holiday (Happy Holiday)
https://soundcloud.com/genghis-don/happy-holidays-happy-holidays

Loving everyone's tracks so far.

lol

Almost makes me want to cut "simply having a wonderful Christmas time" to the titular line only, but it wouldn't be different enough from the original song

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.
2019 Submission

Thank god for generic holiday backing tracks that you can do almost anything with!

https://soundcloud.com/panicattackstudios/christmas-suplex


All the submissions so far have been amazing, fantastic work everyone! This might be our gooniest xmas yet!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

JossiRossi posted:

2019 Submission

Thank god for generic holiday backing tracks that you can do almost anything with!

https://soundcloud.com/panicattackstudios/christmas-suplex


All the submissions so far have been amazing, fantastic work everyone! This might be our gooniest xmas yet!

I knew exactly what it was going to be, and still laughed out loud.

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

JossiRossi posted:

2019 Submission

Thank god for generic holiday backing tracks that you can do almost anything with!

https://soundcloud.com/panicattackstudios/christmas-suplex


All the submissions so far have been amazing, fantastic work everyone! This might be our gooniest xmas yet!

I don't care for wrestling but I care for this a lot!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Has anyone ever done a Christmas version of the Mortal Kombat theme?

I have negative musical ability of any kind myself, so otherwise feel free to steal that idea.

ed: I should read the thread.

Oooh, cursed idea: Fight Song.

Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Dec 1, 2019

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

JossiRossi posted:

2019 Submission

Thank god for generic holiday backing tracks that you can do almost anything with!

https://soundcloud.com/panicattackstudios/christmas-suplex


All the submissions so far have been amazing, fantastic work everyone! This might be our gooniest xmas yet!

Oh man, loved this, and made me think of my favorite Christmas wrestling match ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dm7SVbpucI&t=567s

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
It's been too long, so why not.

2019 Submission

Let It Snow - Silly Burrito (feat. MindsEye)

https://soundcloud.com/silly-burrito/let-it-snow

I make this as it was 81 degrees yesterday and I could use some cold weather.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

If anyone with artistic talent needs inspiration for album cover art this year I've been somewhat enamored by these Christmas cards from the 19th Century:
https://imgur.com/gallery/DcRXrl3

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Has anyone ever done a Christmas version of the Mortal Kombat theme?

I have negative musical ability of any kind myself, so otherwise feel free to steal that idea.

ed: I should read the thread.

Oooh, cursed idea: Fight Song.

i've done christmasy midi arrangements of ridiculously unchristmasy songs for a few years now, i could throw together one of the mortal combat theme if someone with a decent recording mic wants to wail "merry chriiistmaaaassss" like the mortal combat guy does. bonus comedy points if its a lady with a mousy voice

e: here's some of my past submissions to give some idea what i'm talking about.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sPU_8ljC_h4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=44amQzCvhKk

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Dec 2, 2019

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Not to be a buzzkill, BUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP2HRNfUjiE

Adnachiel
Oct 21, 2012

Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOm_0LUegRo

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Oh yeah baby, SAXmas time again!

I'm gonna need a singer again this year

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
I was thinking about doing a really lovely "bad guy" cover. Is anyone doing that already?

arseballs
Nov 12, 2016

Silly Burrito posted:

It's been too long, so why not.

2019 Submission

Let It Snow - Silly Burrito (feat. MindsEye)

https://soundcloud.com/silly-burrito/let-it-snow

I make this as it was 81 degrees yesterday and I could use some cold weather.

this is fantastic - one of the best so far for me

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Just a quick note to point out our Brexit theme was Christmas 2016... and it's still ongoing

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

simplefish posted:

Just a quick note to point out our Brexit theme was Christmas 2016... and it's still ongoing

I've been meaning to do a Brexmas rap for two years now. I've even written the lyrics, jotted down some music, but just like Brexit itself, I can't quite get around to getting it done. I doubt I'll do it this year either.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack




*faaaaaaaart*

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

ill make one too just to spite you both

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


It's truly the most wonderful time of the year, you're all great, and I can't wait to load up the playlist at work with all of this year's tunes.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



I'm going to post this here before the inevitable regret sets in.

Another 2019 Submission

https://soundcloud.com/flipperwaldt/the-boy-from-rovaniemi

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I wrote some lyrics, but don't have a mic. Any chance someone is willing to sacrifice their throat to make my dream a reality?

To Motorhead

IF YOU LIKE TO GET GIFTS, I TELL YOU I'M YOUR MAN.
YOU LIKE SOME, HATE SOME, IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME.

THE PLEASURE IS TO GET TOYS, MAKES NO DIFFERENCE GIRLS OR BOYS.
I DON'T SHARE YOUR GREED, THE ONLY RIDE I NEED IS THE ACE OF SLEIGHS, THE ACE OF SLEIGHS

BETTER BE A GOOD KID, DANCING WITH THE CRAMPUS.
GIVING OUT THAT COAL, IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME.

APRIL OR DECEMBER, THESE EYES WATCHING YOU.
DOUBLE DOWN OR QUIT, YOU WON'T GET poo poo, THE ACE OF SLEIGHS THE ACE OF SLEIGHS.

YOU KNOW MY ELVES ARE SLAVES, PAYING LIVING WAGES IS FOR KNAVES, AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT BABY THEY'RE NOT GONNA LIVE FOREVER!
AND DON'T FORGET THE REINDEER!

guitar solo

RINGING OUT THOSE SLEIGH BELLS, I KNOW YOU GOTTA HEAR ME.
GET YOUR rear end TO BED, FORGOT MY SNACK AGAIN.

I SEE IT IN YOUR SOUL, YOU'RE ONE YOUNG rear end in a top hat.
THE ONLY THING YOU GET, A LUMP OF COAL I BET.
THE ACE OF SLEIGHS, THE ACE OF SLEIGHS.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Kharmakazy posted:

I was thinking about doing a really lovely "bad guy" cover. Is anyone doing that already?

I think you should!

Bad guy = fat guy
Just can't get enough guy = just can't give enough guy

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Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I think you should!

Bad guy = fat guy
Just can't get enough guy = just can't give enough guy

I was going to go with "Bad Child", but if that doesn't pan out I might go that way.

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