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mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

Elephanthead posted:

Grab a late michigan plus 8 and regretted it almost instantly but squeaked out a backdoor cover. Harbaugh is the best coach in coaching history!

i did the exact opposite of this in every way

USM -12.5 vs Rice
ND +2.5 vs michigan
FIU -2.5 vs middle tenn
UNC -4.5 vs duke
ASU -3 vs UCLA
+5 game parlay

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Pats -9.5 was probably the easiest money ever last night. Couldn't believe how many big bettors I saw going Jets ML or spread.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

DariusLikewise posted:

Pats -9.5 was probably the easiest money ever last night. Couldn't believe how many big bettors I saw going Jets ML or spread.

I cant believe the Bears were favored either though. I got the Saints moneyline giddily

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

Nodoze posted:

I cant believe the Bears were favored either though. I got the Saints moneyline giddily

I took O37.5 which was also essentially free money and I definitely should have bet much more

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I'm gonna be in Vegas this weekend and I'm gonna place a couple bets and I saw that the combined O/U for Iowa/Northwestern is 37

so if you would like free money feel free to bet the under, i'll honestly be shocked if it breaks 30

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

mactheknife posted:

I took O37.5 which was also essentially free money and I definitely should have bet much more

Yeah I wish I had bet more on the Saints moneyline too

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Sometimes bad teams score 21 points in the fourth see da bears.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Moneyline Wisconsin.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

took pitt to cover and oh man i am full of regret

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I picked a bunch of C-USA games this week. Here's hoping I know more than I think I do!

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

DC Murderverse posted:

I'm gonna be in Vegas this weekend and I'm gonna place a couple bets and I saw that the combined O/U for Iowa/Northwestern is 37

so if you would like free money feel free to bet the under, i'll honestly be shocked if it breaks 30

iowa wins, 20-0, and i was so thoroughly right.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
For the second time this year I have bet on IU and won money. Unbelievable.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I'm ready to embrace my destiny and to become a degenerate gambler. I heard an ad on the radio for this site; I live in Indiana. Does this look legit or nah?

I'm excited to deposit $250, get the $250 match, and then lose all $500 in a humiliating fashion

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

surf rock posted:

I'm ready to embrace my destiny and to become a degenerate gambler. I heard an ad on the radio for this site; I live in Indiana. Does this look legit or nah?

I'm excited to deposit $250, get the $250 match, and then lose all $500 in a humiliating fashion

Rivers is a decent sized casino chain. They have casinos in Des Plaines, Illinois and Pittsburgh and a few others I believe so you should be in good hands

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


When did things change from “it’s only legal to gamble in Nevada and Indian reservations” to “yea you can gamble anywhere”?

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

latinotwink1997 posted:

When did things change from “it’s only legal to gamble in Nevada and Indian reservations” to “yea you can gamble anywhere”?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/14/us/politics/supreme-court-sports-betting-new-jersey.html

Edit: In 2011 New Jersey passed a referendum to legalize sports betting but the NCAA sued then them not long after as betting was illegal everywhere (except 4 states including Nevada) under the 1992 PAPSA law. The case, as [current New Jersey governor Phil] Murphy v. NCAA made it to the Supreme Court and last May they voted to overturn PAPSA and the flood gates opened

The SituAsian fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Oct 27, 2019

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

The SituAsian posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/14/us/politics/supreme-court-sports-betting-new-jersey.html

Edit: In 2011 New Jersey passed a referendum to legalize sports betting but the NCAA sued then them not long after as betting was illegal everywhere (except 4 states including Nevada) under the 1992 PAPSA law. The case, as [current New Jersey governor Phil] Murphy v. NCAA made it to the Supreme Court and last May they voted to overturn PAPSA and the flood gates opened

It is unconstitutional for federal laws to only apply to some states. I use draftkings sportsbook in Indiana they have nice promos everyday but the deposit bonus is not one of them. You have to bet your deposit 25X to get your hands on the sweet bonus. They do give you weird things like bet on Lebron James to score the first basket and we will give you a dollar to bet for every point he scores even if you don't win. (spoiler he ball hogged the first basket chaching!)

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
my college plays were loving awful but i saved a little bit on a couple desperation NFL wagers on sunday

this week i've just got:
troy straight up over coastal carolina
tulane -9.5 vs tulsa
parlay

if these don't play out, i'm done online for the season but we're making one more trip to biloxi in december. i'm going to be in illinois for thanksgiving but probably not in time to stop at a casino.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Dolphins moneyline

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Took Cards +10.5, probably really dumb but the value was there

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

DariusLikewise posted:

Took Cards +10.5, probably really dumb but the value was there

Worth it!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I included Nebraska in a $2 parley. I am a fool.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
put it all on purdue -2

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
NFL home teams were 12-0 ATS the spread this week

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
All I need is for Wyoming to beat the spread, and I will actually make money this week!

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

mactheknife posted:

put it all on purdue -2

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I'm feeling moneyline bets on the Lions (+130) and Seahawks (+220).

edit: Honestly, if Stafford goes out and the line on the Lions goes to like +400 or whatever, I'll be even more tempted to bet it. I don't even know who their backup is.

second edit: ended up not doing the above two things and betting on the Chiefs + the 48.5 over. If I'd won, it would've been a $500 profit. Last week I bet on the Colts and Brissett got injured, this week I bet on the Chiefs and they managed to gently caress up two kicks in a row to seal the game, I think my gambling touch is pure poison and I've learned my lesson. Fortunately, everything I've bet was the house money from the deposit match, so at least there's that. Jesus Christ what an unfortunate series of events.

surf rock fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Nov 10, 2019

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

DC Murderverse posted:

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

pushed!

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The Saints destroyed my 5 leg teaser. Teasers are suckers bets and I am a sucker.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Take the jags!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
the jags are bad but I took the jets moneyline lol washington.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
My stupid head found someone willing to take Western Carolina +57, so I placed a bet there.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

hello fellow degenerates i placed a bunch of texas football bets

ksu -1.5
t a&m +14
tcu +19
texas +5

this feels bad

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
just don't bet on the acc coastal

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Declan MacManus posted:

hello fellow degenerates i placed a bunch of texas football bets

ksu -1.5
t a&m +14
tcu +19
texas +5

this feels bad

fuckin texas i hope you finish 6-6 and get thrashed in the cheez it bowl or whatever the gently caress

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Lmao I didn’t even realize lovie smith was the coach at Illinois, why have I bet on this team for 3 straight weeks?

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
*furiously scribbling in gambling notebook*

“jaguars not good football team”

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Patriots or no Patriots seems like a trap but Houston is garbage.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
managed to go from $4 to $73 in my bovada over the holiday. let's see how fast i can lose it all.

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Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.
Me on Sunday at 4pm: "I cannot believe they set the line at WAS+10. That was like free money! I am so smart!"
Me on Sunday at 7pm: "How the gently caress did the Cardinals only score 7 points? I thought ARI+3 was free money! I am the dumbest person who ever lived."

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