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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Sometimes I think my life would've been better if I lacked any self-awareness. Movie Bob might be happy with his no self awareness life - but it does mean he is sentenced to a lifetime of being Movie Bob without hope of improvement.
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Baby Yoda on the Mandolorian is almost a “Clooney on ER” type situation.
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i liked @cushbomb take that all film criticism now is a bunch of giant babies whining about how films need to be nice baby friendly products for them, the giant babies
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Serf posted:black widow has florence pugh? okay fine i guess i'll watch it. also that david harbour character appears to be the baby yoda in terms of fan reaction so far so lol for many reasons florence pugh's nose has more charisma than scarjo. still, i have no interest in a movie that should have been made years ago. gh0stpinballa posted:i liked @cushbomb take that all film criticism now is a bunch of giant babies whining about how films need to be nice baby friendly products for them, the giant babies as a black woman, i can understand wanting more respectful and empowering media for marginalized groups, but I would take ten ninja scrolls and its genuinely problematic treatment of its female lead over the hamfisted ~GIRL POWER~ scene in avengers: endgame. Equeen has issued a correction as of 18:13 on Dec 3, 2019 |
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Hot take but I think if you have seen any other marvel movie and DON'T go see the Black Widow movie then the chuds have won and you have betrayed the base of the democratic party.
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It's funny how, I think, almost every positive representational move Marvel makes they tie that character to some part of the Military Industrial Complex
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hello i posted this in the trump thread and i'm sure there's zero people who read this thread but not that one i saw fury road getting so many #1 of the decades and tried to make my own list and guess what the correct answer is fury road https://medium.com/@originalscrub/best-media-of-the-2010s-1ad7e10a9e0c
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Equeen posted:florence pugh's nose has more charisma than scarjo. still, i have no interest in a movie that should have been made years ago. yeah i don't necessarily dislike johannson as an actor (as a person she seems lovely) but lol at watching her act next to pugh even in a dumb blockbuster also how much longer can we expect the soviet union to figure into these backstories? its getting hard to believe that these characters are old enough to have meaningfully experienced the ussr
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Hot take but I think if you have seen any other marvel movie and DON'T go see the Black Widow movie then the chuds have won and you have betrayed the base of the democratic party. just realised im going to read probably thousands of posts comparing the relative wokeness of liking a spy movie vs a movie with a woman in it for the next year
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Zeroisanumber posted:*cough* Jabba *cough* It's kinda hosed up that a sex-slave costume became a sex symbol.
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ScrubLeague posted:hello i posted this in the trump thread and i'm sure there's zero people who read this thread but not that one I saw most of these movies and the only ones that were even good were Get Out, Mad Max, The Big Short, and Midsommer 
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:It's funny how, I think, almost every positive representational move Marvel makes they tie that character to some part of the Military Industrial Complex Marvel is a postwar product, that's what it's for. If Marvel stopped being optimistic about government and industry and technology, it wouldn't be Marvel anymore.
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General Dog posted:Marvel is a postwar product, that's what it's for. If Marvel stopped being optimistic about government and industry and technology, it wouldn't be Marvel anymore. Sounds like something I can just turn my brain off and enjoy
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MrFlibble posted:Movie Bob might be happy with his no self awareness life - but it does mean he is sentenced to a lifetime of being Movie Bob without hope of improvement. Is it really such a curse to be Movie Bob and have no shame? That's like pitying a dog because it doesn't know how uncouth it is to lick his balls in front of company.
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Serf posted:yeah i don't necessarily dislike johannson as an actor (as a person she seems lovely) but lol at watching her act next to pugh even in a dumb blockbuster they're old enough to have "fled the Soviet Union" when they were developing object permanence
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the best movie of the decade was HyperNormalization, followed by spider man enter the spidervers
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:they're old enough to have "fled the Soviet Union" when they were developing object permanence but they didn't. they worked for the soviets. pugh is 23 years old, and its been what, 21 years since the ussr fell? she's also 12 years younger than johannsen
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Is it really such a curse to be Movie Bob and have no shame? That's like pitying a dog because it doesn't know how uncouth it is to lick his balls in front of company. All I know is that I would not choose it myself. Even knowing I would not have to look upon myself.
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Serf posted:but they didn't. they worked for the soviets. pugh is 23 years old, and its been what, 21 years since the ussr fell? More like 28 years 
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Aren't most of the main MCU characters supposed to be in their 40s and 90s or something?
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Black Widow will not even be close to the worst film I've seen in theaters that I've seen and enjoyed ScarJo in (because my friend thought The Spirit would be a good idea back when we were teens).
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KiteAuraan posted:Aren't most of the main MCU characters supposed to be in their 40s and 90s or something? that's part of the fun of serialized characters that can't ever meaningfully age or change! now batman was "born" in like the early 80s and his parents were shot outside a movie theater in 1994 (in order to keep the relative age of all the characters coherent). gently caress apparently marge and homer went to high school in the 90s now, poo poo's all hosed up
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I like it since it gives the fans anxiety and vexes them at all times
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Farm Frenzy posted:just realised im going to read probably thousands of posts comparing the relative wokeness of liking a spy movie vs a movie with a woman in it for the next year which movie is more woke wonder woman 84 or black widow
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Freaking Crumbum posted:that's part of the fun of serialized characters that can't ever meaningfully age or change! now batman was "born" in like the early 80s and his parents were shot outside a movie theater in 1994 (in order to keep the relative age of all the characters coherent). MARIO IS ONLY 24 YEARS OLD, CREATOR SHIGERU MIYAMOTO SAYS IN UNEARTHED INTERVIEW
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ScrubLeague posted:hello i posted this in the trump thread and i'm sure there's zero people who read this thread but not that one im not sure whos in the trump thread since i never go in there but i was under the impression that trump thread posters and rest of cspam posters were for the most part non overlapping groups
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DoubleDonut posted:MARIO IS ONLY 24 YEARS OLD, CREATOR SHIGERU MIYAMOTO SAYS IN UNEARTHED INTERVIEW Mario shits & pisses in overalls, uses built in warp pipe to send turds and urine directly to blue brick pit.
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aaaand i'm over it https://twitter.com/ringer/status/1201992855163551744
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Keep thinking about the Wonder Woman movie but the island gets attacked by the Royal Navy so she fights for the Ottomans instead. 16 year old Australian dying of five different trench diseases: "crikey!" (is decapitated with a broadsword) Diana Gadot: "This is what happens when you abandon the divine right of absolute monarchy, degenerate Anglo." Churchill is Ares
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the twist ending to wonder woman was really goofy like they didnt want ares to be someone obvious so they just arbitrarily picked the dude whose only motivation was that he was trying to negotiate an end to the war retconning the inconsistency by just saying humans suck so much he knew it wouldnt work
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Some Guy TT posted:the twist ending to wonder woman was really goofy like they didnt want ares to be someone obvious so they just arbitrarily picked the dude whose only motivation was that he was trying to negotiate an end to the war retconning the inconsistency by just saying humans suck so much he knew it wouldnt work The real twist ending is that Wonder Woman created Israel
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Like Aquaman, Wonder Woman is about a naive outsider being used by more savvy operators because they're easily manipulated and incredibly good at killing people. I doubt her story has her going on a Ted Kaczynski rampage across America in 1945 because she has strong opinions about superweapons being used on civilians.
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gh0stpinballa posted:i liked @cushbomb take that all film criticism now is a bunch of giant babies whining about how films need to be nice baby friendly products for them, the giant babies all media will be YA by 2030
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The minions worked on the Manhatten Project in WWII. They had nothing to do the Holocaust because they'd already invented concentration camps for the British Empire and won't do the same job twice.
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Kind of obscure lore, but what Napoleon did to Haiti was minions related.
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Skellybones posted:Kind of obscure lore, but what Napoleon did to Haiti was minions related. Something else they have in common with the Clinton Foundation
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MizPiz posted:The real twist ending is that Wonder Woman created Israel this is why she sat out of WW2
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