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OctoberCountry posted:Vague details supposedly from Trevorrow's script got posted to reddit lmao if Han/Leia had a falling out not because of Kylo but because Han boned the babysitter
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OctoberCountry posted:Vague details supposedly from Trevorrow's script got posted to reddit deliriously stupid, but not any stupider than what we're getting instead
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Dec 4, 2019 18:12
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I buy it, noticeable book of henry energy
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Mandrel posted:lmao if Han/Leia had a falling out not because of Kylo but because Han boned the babysitter i wouldn't put it past han but there's 100% no way disney would let a merchandisable protagonist cheat on his wife and have a child out of wedlock
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OctoberCountry posted:
To be fair, it’s not like that’s any different from how it currently is.
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Dec 4, 2019 19:34
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Trevorrow was thrown into a black pit, never to be seen again.
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Trevorrow Never Dies
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OctoberCountry posted:The dynamic between Rey & Kylo was nothing more than "BE EVIL WITH ME" "NO!" "COME ON, BE EVIL WITH ME" "NO!" I would have been willing to look past all the flaws of The Last Jedi if Rey had joined Kylo at the end when he asked her to, under the guise that she would think she could keep his "dark side" in check. It would have been a total jaw dropper of an ending. It would set up Episode 9 as showing how this would go horribly wrong, as she would be an enabler for all the horrible stuff that would happen. You'd have the plot arch of having the heroes win Rey back over to the "good" side and defeat Kylo and actually explore some interesting story ideas, like how you redeem yourself after a bad decision like that and who shares fault for what happens. Luke would look even worse for basically pushing her in that direction by not helping her when she asked, but you could also work redemption into his character arch for Episode 9. But nope, we get death fart star destroyers and Sheev back.
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Dec 4, 2019 20:40
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It's kind of mindblowing that a movie seemingly built on "let's take what you've seen before and mess with it!" didn't go the opposite way to Empire at that point and have the hero join the villain. You had one film end on a cliffhanger, why not the next? Two years of "holy poo poo, she said yes! What's going to happen next?" would raise a hell of a lot more anticipation than "so the good guys are gonna rebuild and take on the bad guys, somehow, I guess?" I mean, who didn't take Revan down the Dark Side ending? At least in an alternate save.
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Dec 4, 2019 21:18
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I'm probably in the minority but I like the thought of having drunk uncle Palps back. Like some twisted Christmas party from hell and he is sitting there with some cheap beer and telling bad jokes.
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Dec 4, 2019 21:27
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This thread is a pro-Sheev zone. Personally, I'm watching this movie with my friends just to see him unleash his super Force Lightning and hear the phrase "Execute Order 67".
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Dec 4, 2019 21:39
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Of the three people connected with the ST, I think only Rian Johnson could have made an interesting last movie. I'm not necessarily saying good, it just wouldn't have been completely uninspired.
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Dec 4, 2019 21:44
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Sheev: She's strong with the force Everybody has matching powers Kylo Ren's parents got a divorce Rey was there using the force It wasn't the force It was a f f FORCE LIGHTNING YEAH YEAH YEAH 🎵🎶🎵🎶 Force lightning! 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 Force lightning! 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 Force lightning! 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵 Force lightning!
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Dec 4, 2019 21:45
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say it aint so... han would not blow.. his load in the maid... carry me home. na-na na-na na-na na-na na na na-na na-na na-na na-na na na
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Dec 4, 2019 21:59
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2 weeks until Paul Saltines comes back to rock everyone's faces off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HtfSuazG70
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Payndz posted:It's kind of mindblowing that a movie seemingly built on "let's take what you've seen before and mess with it!" didn't go the opposite way to Empire at that point and have the hero join the villain. You had one film end on a cliffhanger, why not the next? Two years of "holy poo poo, she said yes! What's going to happen next?" would raise a hell of a lot more anticipation than "so the good guys are gonna rebuild and take on the bad guys, somehow, I guess?" I get that "subverting expectations" is the meme about The Last Jedi but the other subversions at least have reasons to exist. This would just be stupid.
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It would work if Kylo was a genuinely revolutionary figure and wasn't obviously going to just going to do yet more fascism with the First Order and it would be a much more interesting story if that were the case. But yeah, as things stand it would just be Rey signing up to join the brownshirts.
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Dec 4, 2019 22:33
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Full-on view of the dagger artifact from the leaks is in the latest tv spot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwg_J00DQF0 "It's true... all of it." Haha.
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Dec 4, 2019 22:35
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teagone posted:Full-on view of the dagger artifact from the leaks is in the latest tv spot: what's the importance of the dagger? just confirming the leaks?
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teagone posted:Full-on view of the dagger artifact from the leaks is in the latest tv spot: It's the loving still image. Unbelievable, they know they're confirming the spoilers out there gently caress it I'm team sheev, make the Galaxy great again. Once my boy kylo gets yeeted off screen I have no reason to care about anyone else fighting sheev mastershakeman fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Dec 4, 2019 |
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cargohills posted:I get that "subverting expectations" is the meme about The Last Jedi but the other subversions at least have reasons to exist. This would just be stupid. Why would it be stupid? Rey spent the entire movie being rejected by a legendary figure she idolized. The resistance is clearly lead by a bunch of morons and has been decimated. Kylo wants to work with her. She knows Kylo and the first order are dangerous and if she stays with Kylo, maybe she can be the voice of reason and do good. It's no dumber than the stupidity of everything else that happens prior.
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grieving for Gandalf posted:what's the importance of the dagger? just confirming the leaks? Dagger is literally a McGuffin. It has plot written on it, because why not? Yes, its existence confirms some of the leaks.
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teagone posted:Full-on view of the dagger artifact from the leaks is in the latest tv spot: NO IT'S JUST SOME IDIOT'S FANFICTION NOOOOO
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grieving for Gandalf posted:what's the importance of the dagger? just confirming the leaks? Yeah, heavily implies that the big PDF leak might be 100% legit lol.
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Pollyanna posted:Who’s the dipshit with maul lightsabers? Rey in a dark side vision
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Ohhh that is Rey, derp. Can’t wait for Pulp to say Execute Order 67. Cause I’m pretty sure that was in the leaks.
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Dec 4, 2019 23:23
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Pollyanna posted:Ohhh that is Rey, derp. I think that's a separate leak that includes Ben solo showing up at the end just fine so I'm ignoring it
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Dec 4, 2019 23:28
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The fate of kylo is 100% down to whatever last week's focus tests said at this point so I doubt pdf man is authoritative on that one. Everything else is true for sure lol
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No Mods No Masters posted:The fate of kylo is 100% down to whatever last week's focus tests said at this point so I doubt pdf man is authoritative on that one. Everything else is true for sure lol Which leaks are right then? I've lost track.
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My stance is that PDF man was right, except for specifics about the ending which is still probably anyone's guess up to and including JJ/KK themselves
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The only unbelievable PDF thing was Japan getting the movie a week early.
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PriorMarcus posted:Which leaks are right then? I've lost track. Off the top of my head, the verified leaks have the dagger having directions to Sheev. In order to read the map on the dagger they have to install DaggerDecoder.exe on 3PO but he doesn't have enough hard drive space so they delete his memories to make room, luckily R2 has a backup 3PO's-Memories.txt stored from a couple years ago so it's fine. After they go to the desert bazaar planet for that, Kylo and the jetpack catapult bike stormtroopers attack and at some point Chewie gets nabbed and put on a shuttle. Rey accidentally Force Lightnings the shuttle and blows it up, everyone thinks Chewie is dead but then it turns out he was on a different shuttle and is perfectly fine. Everyone goes to Sheev's iceberg thing where he's got a million old Star Destroyers with Death Star superlasers, there's a big space battle while Sheev shoots a ton of lightning into space and blows a bunch of stuff up. Force Ghost Han shows up at one point and talks to Kylo, but then Kylo gets yeeted into a pit and never shows up again. The ghosts of Luke and Leia kill Sheev's soul or something so he can't come back again. Movie ends with Rey visiting the old Lars farm on Tatooine (probably during a binary sunset) and someone asks who she is and she says her name is Rey Skywalker, credits roll. Also they go to the wreckage of the second Death Star at some point, I forget why. Moose King fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Dec 4, 2019 |
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"People keep complaining Rey is a Mary Sue, how do we fix this?" "Let's make her have anger problems. That's a unique issue for a Jedi."
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TerminalRaptor posted:Why would it be stupid? Are you asking why it would be stupid to have the hero of the film become a fascist because Luke Skywalker was a bit mean to her?
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cargohills posted:Are you asking why it would be stupid to have the hero of the film become a fascist because Luke Skywalker was a bit mean to her? That's perfectly relatable. Once someone called me a chud for defending Milo yabadopolis and that hurt me so much I joined the Thanks, internet soyboys
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Brother Entropy posted:i wouldn't put it past han but there's 100% no way disney would let a merchandisable protagonist cheat on his wife and have a child out of wedlock Lucas would have 100% have had Han do it Payndz posted:It's kind of mindblowing that a movie seemingly built on "let's take what you've seen before and mess with it!" didn't go the opposite way to Empire at that point and have the hero join the villain. You had one film end on a cliffhanger, why not the next? Two years of "holy poo poo, she said yes! What's going to happen next?" would raise a hell of a lot more anticipation than "so the good guys are gonna rebuild and take on the bad guys, somehow, I guess?" I'm assuming that was the original intent SOMEONE had and Disney said no, you can't
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teagone posted:Full-on view of the dagger artifact from the leaks is in the latest tv spot: they were already confirmed as far as I'm concerned. the only thing that could be different in the movie at this point is post-production modifications. which might actually be done heavily to the ending
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