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heel turn
Jan 6, 2004

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from
KRIS STAT

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The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


This episode has been good. I hope this match is good

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

HELL YES KRIS STAT :neckbeard:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh fuccccck here we go!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
What am I gonna do without AEW for 2 weeks?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

To go back a bit; how the gently caress is Geese Howard the biggest face on Earth right now?

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
*Alien clip art intensifies*

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Oh boy it's women's match time. Also wow that is a hell of an intro Kris.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oh my god I'm loving dead. THAT was loving promo of the year. Automatically.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

How come the Inner Circle never appears together anymore? That first nWo promo they did was money.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Statlander!

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

AEW has a lot of alien entrances.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
Oh my god jungle boy vs Jericho is gonna rule

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

best friends titantron just got topped :stare:

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Oh man I love Statlander’s titantron

Also just Statlander in general

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


statlander good

blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.


Yay Statlander!

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
GALAXY'S. GREATEST. ALIEN.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


KRRRRIS

S

TE

AAAANDER

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Zyla posted:

SHVPS4FUN

only on wednesday nights on TNT (if i don't have to work)

but :haibrow:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Aww poo poo this is gonna be good

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

i'm happy kris statlander is on tv

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Will Jungle Boy vs Jericho be fore the title? If not, then they should let Jungle Boy get his first win(and then lose the title match later).

inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!
Hi I'm finally posting in the live thread

Jungle Boy and Kris Statlander sound like remarkably normal people on the mic

Is there some kind of wrestling voice class that they skipped

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I'm glad Tony is keeping the kayfabe of Kris Stat.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


This should be good.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

great music

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

AEW entrance videos are kind of amazing.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I really like the fact that the jobbers in AEW aren't treated like poo poo, they're treated like legit wrestlers who could win, they just haven't

They don't belittle them in AEW like they do in other places

Also, why is Statlander stepping on Best Friends' poo poo with her entrance video

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

This is motn I can feel it

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Shidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :swoon: I love youuuuuuuuuuuu

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is Kris Statlander actually an alien?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



inthesto posted:

Hi I'm finally posting in the live thread

Jungle Boy and Kris Statlander sound like remarkably normal people on the mic

Is there some kind of wrestling voice class that they skipped

Jungle Boy sounds almost exactly like his dad.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
ilu stat but shida is empress of my heart~

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Holy poo poo Kris is loving cool as hell

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

The two coolest looking women in the promotion have a match? I’m on board

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


inthesto posted:

Hi I'm finally posting in the live thread

Jungle Boy and Kris Statlander sound like remarkably normal people on the mic

Is there some kind of wrestling voice class that they skipped

Yeah, needs a bit of work. But Jungle Boy spoke :woop:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

So what's with the whole alien thing for Kris?

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I still don't understand Shida's video but I love it more every time. Holy poo poo this will own.

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Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Yessss let Kris be real weird.

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