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Literally A Person posted:*in confessional* "Um okay... That question wasn't about you... do you have anything to say about your housemates?"
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:33 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:08 |
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*housemate dies, leaving several pounds of beef in the fridge* *other goons deliberate over eating the beef*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:44 |
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Leroy Dennui posted:*housemate dies, leaving several pounds of beef in the fridge*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 02:45 |
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“Why the gently caress are there outlets every two feet above the kitchen cabinets?”
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 02:48 |
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You've failed create a believable enough troll post in D&D. As punishment, we will now subdivide your living room with this slab of drywall. Welcome your new roommate, TobleroneTriangle
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 02:53 |
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"For today's Gas Chamber Challenge, the last goon able to still stand next to the unshowered GRINDCORE MEGGIDO will win immunity from the leper's colony."
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 03:11 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:"For today's Gas Chamber Challenge, the last goon able to still stand next to the unshowered GRINDCORE MEGGIDO will win immunity from the leper's colony." God help you if you didn't being in a cursed image with you
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 03:50 |
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a goom house?
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 06:56 |
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Wears shoes in house, and refuses to take them off.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 08:27 |
Eldercain posted:God help you if you didn't being in a cursed image with you Grindcore mods the cursed image thread like burt modded the schaden thread for the first two pages.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 08:46 |
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I'm standing in front of the living room camera for hours just helicoptering my dick.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 08:49 |
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i walk around the house, punching mirrors and reflective windows. the camera may see my face but i have sworn a vow never to do so. hand hurts and bleeds a lot
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 08:52 |
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I'm the goon that accuses everybody of gangstalking me and have begun to smear poop all over every room I currently inhabit to ward them off. Nobody has any idea how I have so much poop since I insist that I can survive on only one cup of mixed beans and rice per day. At this point my one cup of rice and beans per day also has poop all over it too and it hasn't slowed me down a single bit. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Dec 5, 2019 |
# ? Dec 5, 2019 09:19 |
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For your next Goon Challenge you must direct and star in a short film. *Excited murmers* ...For this man! *Metis enters the room*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 10:02 |
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numberoneposter posted:*makes 2 am chili* *2 am makeout chili*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 10:39 |
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*random goon has to be talked out of slashing stomach with katana because everyone else forgot his birthday*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 10:52 |
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buglord posted:*random goon has to be talked out of slashing stomach with katana because everyone else forgot his birthday* *i talk this random goon into ordering a cyclone bladed sword from the BUDK catalog for maximum blood letting as a birthday gift for themself because pppfffffftt i'm not buying them a birthday gift, i didn't even know they had a birthday, in fact, i didn't even know they existed until i heard the sweet sound of a sword being drawn from it's sheath*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 13:25 |
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I slave all day computer janitoring, I'm not going to clean when I get home!!
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 13:52 |
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*catastrophic grease fire kills half the contestants in their sleep* *investigation reveals that the fire alarm's batteries were dead* *mods knew*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 18:54 |
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... a goon house?
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 18:55 |
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*Is fourth person to say "a GOON House?!?" within a minute*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 19:30 |
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*Walks in holding a printer* Aww son of a bitch!
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 20:30 |
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*wakes up at 6 am, guffaws loudly at the top of the stairs proclaiming that he's protected, rolls ankle and demolishes the house with own 400 pound bulk whilst breaking own neck*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 21:21 |
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Where the Saturday cartoons at? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCpAJeCbAiw
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 21:53 |
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*watches another goon tinkering around inside their plugged in gaming tower when suddenly they begin spasming in place, their entire body rigid with electric shock* "Uh, mods?"
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 22:03 |
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*is the last to enter* Ah cool, the stench is making my eyes feel... dry. Makin' me HORNY for anime!
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 22:06 |
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Kazak posted:*watches another goon tinkering around inside their plugged in gaming tower when suddenly they begin spasming in place, their entire body rigid with electric shock*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 22:07 |
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*all confessionals are filmed on the toilet* *many goons lament the lack of a bidet*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 22:17 |
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what an odd figurine
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 22:29 |
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*Producers of Goon House have to make a public apology for all the contestants tastelessly saying "im gay" jokingly when many of them aren't.*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 22:48 |
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a noog house?
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 22:52 |
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shouts "What for?!" frequently and in inappropriate situations
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 20:13 |
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Mozi posted:a noog house? if i can catch ya oh you better believe there will be noogies
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 03:02 |
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*corpulent goon talking to cameraman about his experiences with last season's finale of goonhouse, gets interrupted by scream coming from inside* *cuts to crying goon on the the living room floor, near a shattered glass jar, a figma of Muji from Shinji No Magica, and a puddle of strange, foul smelling white fluid*
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# ? Oct 25, 2020 04:12 |
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quote:a puddle of strange, foul smelling white fluid* don't sign ur posts
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# ? Oct 25, 2020 08:31 |
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I'm not here to make friends. I'm also not here to win. Just leave me alone and let me stay in my room.
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# ? Oct 25, 2020 08:35 |
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If only Pete Burns was still alive (and was a Goon).
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# ? Oct 25, 2020 08:49 |
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General Dog posted:I just wish he'd show some respect for this house- and, frankly for himself- and use incognito mode when he looks at this stuff on the house computer. And also close the door. I'm so sorry. So very, very very, very sorry. Why I never thought anyone could see me there! How embarassing! My profoundest apologies, and of course I will never, ever do it again. * Does it again two hours later.*
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# ? Oct 25, 2020 13:13 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:08 |
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*eight-minute montage of each contestant walking around corner, seeing staircase, and mugging for camera*
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# ? Oct 25, 2020 14:11 |