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its The Case of the Missing Memory
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Who the gently caress drank all my booze? Wait...
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Dec 4, 2019 05:42
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Posting.
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Dec 4, 2019 06:21
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drunk!!! the holiday season is dumb!!!! i can't wait to live in a cabin far away from cities and see the stars at night!!!!!
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Dec 4, 2019 06:27
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gently caress that rural internet is terrible.
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Dec 4, 2019 06:29
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OMFG FURRY posted:drunk!!! the holiday season is dumb!!!! i can't wait to live in a cabin far away from cities and see the stars at night!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLM_anW_jKI
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Dec 4, 2019 06:31
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Resting Lich Face posted:gently caress that rural internet is terrible. i dont care! but by the time i realize my dream, John Titor's prophecy will become manifest and internet access will be as ubiquitous as electric power, but 60% of the earth will be an uninhabitable hellscape of solar and wind power farms!!!!! gently caress!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 4, 2019 06:37
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This being the worst timeline is 100% John Titor's fault, those days were the amateur hour for time travelers, polluting the timeline like cruise liners pollute the ocean Back in my day time travelers just cruised the timeline to scam the lottery and smuggle hoverboards into ancient egypt
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Dec 4, 2019 06:46
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When I get the high score of drinks I'll finally be set free
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Dec 4, 2019 06:51
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Eldercain posted:When I get the high score of drinks I'll finally be set free There's no way to get the high score. Drinking is like Donkey Kong. It's a manmade game but you can't beat the gorilla.
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Dec 4, 2019 07:07
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oh poo poo im drunker than i've been in a long time
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Dec 4, 2019 08:27
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im playing disco elysium and man sure is some words in this game !! ..but this guy im playing who got so hungover he forget his own name? i feel where he's coming from
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Dec 4, 2019 08:30
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I almost got gout one time. Feels bad
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Dec 4, 2019 08:44
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phasmid posted:There's no way to get the high score. Drinking is like Donkey Kong. It's a manmade game but you can't beat the gorilla. Wait I'm stuck here wtf this is a terrible simulation
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Dec 4, 2019 09:51
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Question for my perpetually drinking goons, are your shits always rancid and loose or do your innards build up a tolerance same as your brain?
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Dec 4, 2019 13:51
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I slammed enough water last night that I don't have a particularly bad hangover so thats good. RE poo poo question: little of column A, little of column B Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Dec 4, 2019 |
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Dec 4, 2019 19:17
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I don't really *do* morning shits but that sort of roiling, noxious red-brown liquid runs that has the consistency of cooking oil and an acridly foul smell to it that permeates everything the moment the first hot squirt shoots down into the bowl so hard the shitwater spatters your gooch and the bottom of your sack and gums up the hairs on your scrotum, the harsh acidity of it that leaves your pucker raw and blistering before even the first wipe and even after a dozen you still feel dirty, making your skin clammy and sweaty from the irritation and the slight nausea and the certainty that twenty minutes later you will be in the exact same position again grunting and cursing quietly as the thin gruel pours out of you like a burst abscess, is no stranger to me.
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Dec 4, 2019 20:27
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Kazak posted:Question for my perpetually drinking goons, are your shits always rancid and loose or do your innards build up a tolerance same as your brain? I don't eat like poo poo most of the time and my poops are pretty normal. the farts can be bad though
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Dec 4, 2019 21:11
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semi-solid smells like burned hair pro-tip: leaning to the left while on the can, and massaging the area directly above your left hip, helps the poo and fart movements because that is where your colon turns the corner on the way to your rear end
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Dec 5, 2019 04:02
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Got some cheap Canadian whiskey 
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Dec 5, 2019 04:47
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i retired whiskey until next time i get it
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Dec 5, 2019 04:49
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I'm buzzed, can I post things I'll regret?
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Dec 5, 2019 04:58
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Linux Pirate posted:I'm buzzed, can I post things I'll regret? It's never stopped me. Unfortunately.
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Dec 5, 2019 05:02
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if your account isnt from this year you have never truly drunk posted
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Dec 5, 2019 05:04
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dead prez posted:if your account isnt from this year you have never truly drunk posted sage words.
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Dec 5, 2019 05:06
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im drinkin tonight, but ive been drinking a lot less beer = good
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Dec 5, 2019 05:08
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dead prez posted:if your account isnt from this year you have never truly drunk posted 
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Dec 5, 2019 05:09
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Drunk as a drat skunk.
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Dec 5, 2019 05:13
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Linux Pirate posted:I'm buzzed, can I post things I'll regret? *checks notes* Gonna go with would not recommend
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Dec 5, 2019 05:20
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Burt Sexual posted:*checks notes*
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Dec 5, 2019 05:36
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wednesday bendsday
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Dec 5, 2019 05:37
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Linux Pirate posted:I'm buzzed, can I post things I'll regret? 
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Dec 5, 2019 05:38
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Thomas Kinkade was a bad artis and I'm glad he's dead There I said it 
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Dec 5, 2019 05:39
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This is the right thread for bad posting The bartender keeps buying me shots help
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Dec 5, 2019 06:30
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Eldercain posted:This is the right thread for bad posting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-3TZiyY9Sk
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Dec 5, 2019 06:37
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Linux Pirate posted:Thomas Kinkade was a bad artis and I'm glad he's dead that's not how it works idiot you should have said Bob Ross or did I just get wooshed Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Dec 5, 2019 |
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Dec 5, 2019 06:39
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dead prez posted:if your account isnt from this year you have never truly drunk posted look at this try-again bullshit like "if you're alive you've never drove drunk" I'VE DROVE DRUNK A poo poo LOAD OF TIMES I'M REALLY LUCKY
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Dec 5, 2019 06:57
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Zippy the Bummer posted:that's not how it works idiot you should have said Bob Ross Don't worry I'm not that clever. Even though Bob's paintings were mediocre, his positive attitude in the face of cancer and willingness to introduce people to a creative outlet they never thought they could achieve heavily outweigh his thrift store level landscapes. Thomas Kinkade was a benzo addict and a corporate whore for conservative grandmas. but yeah the joke was build up something juicy only to blueball it in delivery.
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Dec 5, 2019 07:15
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Bob Ross was (is) one of the nine muses, probably Urania imo
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Dec 5, 2019 07:25
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I'm drunk as poo poo and my ex showed up at the bar trying to make me mad and I dare someone to probe me in this thread It won't make me stop tho
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