|
You're about to get laid like a bonobo, prepare yourself but be aware, with great power comes great responsibility
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 00:04
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 21:05 |
|
|
blatman posted:The trick is to just shoot them the finger guns as soon as you realize how weird you're being But I like it when people talk dirty to me. Also my curry is excellent. Eldercain posted:Same but I'm extremely bad at being slutty The trick is to just lay it all out there but only do it in a public place so the person you're slutting it up with doesn't feel threatened or pressured at all. You don't want to make anybody uncomfortable you just wanna lay it out there and see what the response is.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 00:06
|
|
|
blatman posted:The trick is that curry is always excellent, it's in that same sort of nebulous "always pretty okay" zone as pizza or hard liquor. i really like eating chaat when im drunk but its like walking a minefield that blows up your butt/toilet after a few hours. you'd think its impossible to gently caress up a samosa but by god do people try
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 00:10
|
|
|
OMFG FURRY posted:i really like eating chaat when im drunk but its like walking a minefield that blows up your butt/toilet after a few hours. you'd think its impossible to gently caress up a samosa but by god do people try I just googled chaat (never heard of it before!) and holy poo poo I'm going to try making watermelon chaat next time they've got big ol melons at the grocery store I go to but I might grill the melons first I don't know yet my drunk food of choice is donair, I don't know if they have it outside of my garbage province but it's basically a hot meat cone shaved into a pita
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 00:20
|
|
|
William Henry Hairytaint posted:
This is exactly what I do and why I say I'm bad at it I never convert But it's ok beer will always be my friend
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 00:52
|
|
|
Why the gently caress would anybody even care about getting laid while drunk? Being drunk is way, way better just by itself.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 00:56
|
|
|
Last night was loving cool, now I'mma work on getting drunk again, beat not get out of practice
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 01:08
|
|
|
Getting laid while drunk is good times but you don't want to be too drunk because it's no good if you can't remember anything This is why I limit myself to 5 shots and I reduce that number by 1 per partner when it's flirting time but if it's 100% not-sex drinking I just go apeshit and black out and wake up in a ditch somewhere
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 01:11
|
|
|
Trying to gently caress while drunk can be awesome, or it can be terrible. I’ve found it usually comes down on the “terrible” side these days.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 02:07
|
|
|
No booze at this party, it's all Mormons 
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 02:58
|
|
|
haha I just had a lady show.me how to eat an oyster and comment on how well I used my tongue and fingers she prolly wants me to put my skills to use on her later, giggity
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 03:04
|
|
|
Well I sure as poo poo never get laid sober so might as well get drunk because even if I'm tricky at least it happens
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 03:11
|
|
|
Hey drunk posting thread, I'm about to make a thread and have fun, but I need a little help. So under my avatar is what I call a popsicle stick. it currently says "Super Big Slapstick" but the element actually says "Super Big Slapstick Hunk" anywho, it is there because I have donated $1000 to the forums through the "Donate here" button. Somewhere, there is a list of what all of those popsicle sticks mean. It's based on amount donated. So if someone has the list that has been posted before of everything between 1 and 420.69 (which is "inexplicable humblebrag" which I found out 2 years ago) I would like that list sorry awful app posters, I know the android version doesn't show them
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 03:51
|
|
|
hi drunk thread I am drinking buffalo trace and ginger it's good
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 04:53
|
|
|
This thread is quite enabling
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 04:54
|
|
|
Burt Sexual posted:This thread is quite enabling Hey Burt Sexual. I'm about to make a thread that may make a lot of noise. It's all in good fun and I pay money to make these forums stay alive. Just a heads up.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 04:59
|
|
|
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOkX7wBDOz8/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=D4E57EAD-FE81-463C-B093-EDC7E37F3FC1
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 05:03
|
|
|
Cannonfodder I salute thee (idk what thread your about to do, but i like how ominous it seems so far)
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 05:05
|
|
|
one two, one two, testes
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 05:06
|
|
|
Dick Bastardly posted:Cannonfodder I salute thee (idk what thread your about to do, but i like how ominous it seems so far)  one week of forums posting
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 05:08
|
|
|
CannonFodder posted:Hey Burt Sexual. I’m sure it will be funny, informative, AND entertaining!
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 05:22
|
|
|
I fell asleep. I'm sober now. Time to drink a ton of water and hang around until a stupid hour of the night. At least I decided to do this on a Saturday for once.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 06:06
|
|
|
this evening I walked to the grocers, bought some beer and began to walk back home. As I was admiring the Christmas lights on my sister's house, I stepped in a pot hole, tripped, and ate absolute poo poo, while also shattering all my beers and getting sprayed with beer foam. I kicked as much of the broken glass into the ditch as I could, then walked back to the grocers smelling like stale booze and bought more beer to replace what I lost. Am drinking that now, fairly buzzed
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 06:59
|
|
|
Real ginger beer I was thinking about but at 1.69 a bottle I would get a better deal with Natural Ice.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 07:04
|
|
|
blatman posted:This being the worst timeline is 100% John Titor's fault, those days were the amateur hour for time travelers, polluting the timeline like cruise liners pollute the ocean Every time Titor gets brought up, I feel a compulsion to point out that the person who owns the patent on his time machine is a serial rapist.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 07:17
|
|
|
hello i am drunk i hope you are too fello idiots
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 07:23
|
|
|
Burt Sexual posted:I’m sure it will be funny, informative, AND entertaining! Can't there just be a thread for degenerates to degenerate in?
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 07:24
|
|
|
Nigmaetcetera posted:Can't there just be a thread for degenerates to degenerate in? I think that's what this one is.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 07:25
|
|
|
Nigmaetcetera posted:Can't there just be a thread for degenerates to degenerate in? It’s closed atm
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 07:25
|
|
|
William Henry Hairytaint posted:I think that's what this one is. Yeah i know i mean don't close the thread.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 07:26
|
|
|
I just ate a moth that was on the opening of my beer bottle.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 08:27
|
|
|
Zippy the Bummer posted:I just ate a moth that was on the opening of my beer bottle. hahahahha I just imagined you looked at it for an inordinate amount of time before shrugging and just eating the gently caress outta that moth
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 08:31
|
|
|
well I guess I mostly just looked at it hoping it would leave but when it didnt I just drank the beer and the moth went down with it
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 08:37
|
|
|
Running and eating bugs is mandatory. What is not is gnat in the eye with no faucet around.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 08:38
|
|
|
just let the gnat die in your eyelid and dissolve so that you can absorb its nutrients
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 08:41
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg When asked by somebody who was rolling a doobie.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 08:51
|
|
|
Zippy the Bummer posted:well I guess I mostly just looked at it hoping it would leave but when it didnt I just drank the beer and the moth went down with it he really was asking for it though, that's just how it goes. you Looked at him and he didn't listen, this was what he wanted. really, that would be a wonderful fantasy Death for many, riding a river of liquor unto oblivion.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 09:28
|
|
|
The bartenders let me write the sign for the specials today. I wrote happy holidays in alternating red and green
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 10:11
|
|
|
Zippy the Bummer posted:this evening I walked to the grocers, bought some beer and began to walk back home. As I was admiring the Christmas lights on my sister's house, I stepped in a pot hole, tripped, and ate absolute poo poo, while also shattering all my beers and getting sprayed with beer foam. I kicked as much of the broken glass into the ditch as I could, then walked back to the grocers smelling like stale booze and bought more beer to replace what I lost. Am drinking that now, fairly buzzed That’s what you get for not buying the silver bullet in a can!
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 10:32
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 21:05 |
|
|
Coors makes me sick. Quite literally, I dont know what it is about it, maybe that sickly sweet after-taste, it makes me nauseous
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2019 11:14
|
|