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The Nastier Nate posted:The sequel is the next day when Barry storms into the office with a tec9 and it’s a VR active shooter drill My workplace was trying to convince people to sign up for Active shooter role play training with the local Chud PD.
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Dec 15, 2019 04:21
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pretend I linked that image of the one pig firing blanks or pellets or whatever point blank execution style into a kneeling teacher during one of these ‘drills’
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Dec 15, 2019 04:23
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they get butthurt when you take it serious and clock a shooter across the teeth with a chair
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Dec 15, 2019 04:25
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goatsestretchgoals posted:they get butthurt when you take it serious and clock a shooter across the teeth with a chair That’s why it should be held in VR. I would suggest using robots, but we all know that destruction of corporate property would be considered even worse than chairing a human. 
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Dec 15, 2019 04:41
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They finally got W.E.T
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Dec 15, 2019 04:54
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Kitfox88 posted:pretend I linked that image of the one pig firing blanks or pellets or whatever point blank execution style into a kneeling teacher during one of these ‘drills’ They expected people to come in the weekend for free since they would supporting First Responder training!
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Dec 15, 2019 05:04
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420 etc
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Dec 15, 2019 05:28
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Sing Along posted:420 etc  this person didn't get the thread title memo: 
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Dec 15, 2019 06:08
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Sing Along posted:420 etc w e e e e e d !! ! !!!!! bb!!!!
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Dec 15, 2019 12:36
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:What if technology, but we only use it to make ourselves miserable? basically today ?
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Dec 15, 2019 13:14
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Powered Descent posted:As far as I'm aware, every organ donation program on the planet is opt-in, except for the ones involving political prisoners in China.  Main Paineframe posted:went searching for that and found a long-term article about it Kitfox88 posted:pretend I linked that image of the one pig firing blanks or pellets or whatever point blank execution style into a kneeling teacher during one of these ‘drills’
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Dec 15, 2019 13:42
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Were they not airsoft?
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Dec 15, 2019 13:49
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either way calling it an active shooter drill then not letting you drill fighting back instead of being a compliant corpse is laffo
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Dec 15, 2019 13:54
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it's the bully forcing you to pay for the privilege of getting beaten up
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Dec 15, 2019 14:48
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Rec weed dispensaries are opening in Michigan and they’re all stupid expensive. that’s pretty lovely.
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Dec 15, 2019 15:52
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What if we just start referring to zero emission energy (wind solar hydro nuclear) as "white power." Think we could get a Green New Deal passed before anyone notices?
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Dec 15, 2019 16:16
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Upmarket Mango posted:Rec weed dispensaries are opening in Michigan and they’re all stupid expensive. that’s pretty lovely. On the other hand, you won't ever have to pay a lawyer for weed charges, and quality controlled edibles kick rear end. I went to a legal dispensary for the first time and the uniformed cop on the corner said "Have a good one." as I was leaving. Surreal.
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Dec 15, 2019 19:42
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:What if we just start referring to zero emission energy (wind solar hydro nuclear) as "white power." Think we could get a Green New Deal passed before anyone notices? Would you mind if I start working on this in places other than these forums?
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Dec 15, 2019 22:26
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Upmarket Mango posted:Rec weed dispensaries are opening in Michigan and they’re all stupid expensive. that’s pretty lovely. As the bourgeoisie gentrified jazz, so too shall they gentrify its cabbage, so it is written in the Gospel of the Liberals.
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Dec 15, 2019 22:35
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bespoke cannabinoid solutions coming soon to a location near you
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Dec 15, 2019 23:21
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Otaku in Japan in danger of losing their virtual anime girl wives due to hologram tech upgrade At least it's a free hardware upgrade.
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Dec 15, 2019 23:41
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Ibblebibble posted:Otaku in Japan in danger of losing their virtual anime girl wives due to hologram tech upgrade The only holo-lover worth mourning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ZiI3iVgpM
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Dec 15, 2019 23:52
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Hello tech support? I’d like to open a new ticket your latest patch bricked my wife. Yes I’ll hold
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Dec 16, 2019 00:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMFlARSz2cQ
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Dec 16, 2019 00:11
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https://twitter.com/WillOremus/status/1133813802242383876
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Dec 16, 2019 04:40
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That's actually a worthwhile subject to study. If Twitter banned the Nazis, the only remaining accounts would be about three users who haven't posted in six months, a few hundred Russian bots, some hentai artists, and dril. Besides, if we got rid of the Nazis, @Jack would have to start yet another social media network just so he and his friends can post. Screaming Idiot has issued a correction as of 05:01 on Dec 16, 2019 |
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Dec 16, 2019 04:53
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Kitfox88 posted:either way calling it an active shooter drill then not letting you drill fighting back instead of being a compliant corpse is laffo The point of the active shooter drill is to give the cops training for when they decide to shoot up a school
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Dec 16, 2019 05:35
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Bushiz posted:The point of the active shooter drill is to give the cops training for when they decide to shoot up a school It also trains kids into absolute compliance to armed authority.
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Dec 16, 2019 06:56
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Bushiz posted:The point of the active shooter drill is to give the cops training for when they decide to shoot up a school Cops are probably capable of shooting up a school even without training
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Dec 16, 2019 07:07
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Screaming Idiot posted:That's actually a worthwhile subject to study. If Twitter banned the Nazis, the only remaining accounts would be about three users who haven't posted in six months, a few hundred Russian bots, some hentai artists, and dril. Besides, if we got rid of the Nazis, @Jack would have to start yet another social media network just so he and his friends can post. lol, they literally ban Nazi's in Germany because of the law there. The only reason they don't elsewhere is the fact that US politicians are Nazi's. That is literally the reason. Anything talking about how they're thinking about it is PR to distract you from the fact that they know how to ban them but won't.
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Dec 16, 2019 08:33
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FRINGE posted:Be fair. I cannot throw away six pack rings without cutting them up because of images of animals strangled by them seen in the 4th grade. If I see one uncut in the trash I will remove it and get it done. Maybe it was a good kind of brainwashing but it was a brainwashing nonetheless and crazy powerful at that age.
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Dec 16, 2019 08:51
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Who could have possibly predicted that installing an internet-connected camera in your home would have a downside? Ring camera installed in a children’s room for ‘peace of mind’ is hacked, 8-year-old daughter harassed quote:In a chilling exchange caught on video last week, the LeMays say the man was able to interact with their daughter after hacking into a Ring security camera that had recently been installed in the bedroom shared by Alyssa and her two younger sisters. Over the course of several minutes, the man repeatedly directed a racial slur at Alyssa and tried to persuade her to misbehave, according to a copy of the video obtained by The Washington Post.
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Dec 16, 2019 09:11
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ByteDance unit [TikTok] establishes venture with Chinese state media firm Raise your hand if you didn't see this coming. (And shame on you if you raised your hand.)
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Dec 16, 2019 11:59
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Dec 16, 2019 13:02
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Thanatosian posted:Who could have possibly predicted that installing an internet-connected camera in your home would have a downside? Peace of mind?  Putting a spy camera in your own kids room is sadder than the creep hacking into it to scream racial slurs.
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Dec 16, 2019 13:11
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an upgrade from helicopter moms: police state moms
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Dec 16, 2019 14:06
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Mondian posted:Peace of mind? I'm glad I wasn't the only one with that thought.
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Dec 16, 2019 15:03
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No, my child must be just as afraid of the surveillance state panopticon as I am.
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Dec 16, 2019 15:09
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LastInLine posted:I'm glad I wasn't the only one with that thought. Yeah, I saw it pop up somewhere else and my first thought was, that's loving lazy if you can't pop in to make sure your kids aren't up to no good every time they get really quiet.
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Dec 16, 2019 15:19
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Iron Crowned posted:Yeah, I saw it pop up somewhere else and my first thought was, that's loving lazy if you can't pop in to make sure your kids aren't up to no good every time they get really quiet. The mother worked the night shift as a hospital nurse or some poo poo like that which I am sure she wouldn't choose to do if we all didn't live in the shittiest possibly cyberpunk dystopia. But it also sucks for these kids that their mom couldn't come up with a password better than password123 or hadn't reused a password from any number of regular data privacy leaks where the company/service stored everything in plain text.
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Dec 16, 2019 15:32
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Associate Christ