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fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Cleretic posted:

I guarantee that any company that's installing these toilets will conveniently have no handicapped employees to worry about.

Not all disabilities are visible. Or known at the height in the chain where these decisions would be made. If someone had a gastro disorder where they had to take long and frequent bathroom breaks, they'd probably inform their immediate manager and coworkers, but not the whole company.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1207144667730464769

Burning your husband on Twitter. Never change. :allears:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Some say Jesus was nailed to a cross, but in this case he was burned at the stake.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Did you post this elsewhere? I can't keep track of poo poo anymore

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/HenpeckedHal/status/1206745619030659073

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Cleretic posted:

I guarantee that any company that's installing these toilets will conveniently have no handicapped employees to worry about.

You have to be ADA compliant even if none of your employees are handicapped.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



aw man, moon-mooned again

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Skwirl posted:

You have to be ADA compliant even if none of your employees are handicapped.

I still can't picture a world where this gets slapped down for something like that very quickly.

But in nicer news:

https://twitter.com/fwong/status/1207133773071929345?s=19

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
It looks like a Daily Mail story that cites a company with no digital footprint at all and the designer has no linkedin existence. I mean clearly we should keep death by drowning the rich in toilets on the table because this poo poo seems way to plausible and that speaks volumes. But it doesn't look real for now.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great
I would just A.C. Slater that toilet so my legs get more comfortable after 5 minutes

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

He posted about it in the GBS thread, FYI.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

subpar anachronism posted:

Thankfully for all our poo poo breaks, that cannot be ADA compliant in any way.

It might fall under the Air Bud principle.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
...the toilet's gonna play basketball?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Milo and POTUS posted:

...the toilet's gonna play basketball?

It’s like Tesla’s Model 3 having no manual release on the rear doors and that’s legal because the people making the rules never contemplated anyone making such a deathtrap.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Cleretic posted:

I still can't picture a world where this gets slapped down for something like that very quickly.

But in nicer news:

https://twitter.com/fwong/status/1207133773071929345?s=19


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXyPvhISkRQ

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve


A Controller of Water and... uh... sleepy

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/1206942872139915264?s=20

It's just all dunks really.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
https://twitter.com/_Bands_FC/status/1207069400010018816

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/status/1207325011150884866?s=19

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1206908147413274624?s=20

https://twitter.com/hexpositivee/status/1207255818464366592?s=20

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

"Tell the rebublicans they are embarrassing the family" is a really weird way to spell "stabbing their grandparents to death to prevent both their own existence and the climatological hellworld they exist in"

Who What Now has a new favorite as of 18:24 on Dec 18, 2019

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/beetrootrabbit/status/1207221368355524608?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Yeah, loving kick them in the face until they poo poo out their teeth.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


in the words of natalie portman, put your foot down their throat, 'till they're shittin' your shoe

e: or was that ICP

e2: no, i was right

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


What's the difference anyway

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, loving kick them in the face until they poo poo out their teeth.

The newspapers can't criticize her for it directly so they just keep asking her repeatedly if she wants to apologize.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/_botttt/status/1205995679014891525?s=20

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
This one and its follow ups (a little derivative of that Bors strip but still funny)


https://twitter.com/lvl28mage/status/1206744814982615042

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TygerbugGarrett/status/1206914014762029056

https://twitter.com/TygerbugGarrett/status/1207299630720942081

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/viinze_17P/status/1207303887767703552?s=20

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Took me a second.

Vigilantly Vigorous
Jun 23, 2007
How delightful...

trapped mouse posted:

Took me a second.

Same. It was worth it.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

Did you post this elsewhere? I can't keep track of poo poo anymore

Yes. I put it where I felt it was needed and where I wanted to post and use it as an excuse.

This is the secret of all my postings here. Please don't tell anyone.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/jeffreytoobin/status/1207474690601697280?s=21

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1207472580707463168

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1207472059053301760

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/sonicdork/status/1207472978839179269

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Your friends are shouting their favorite YTMNDs at each other
https://twitter.com/pr0spector88/status/1207494404816220160?s=19

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/leakypod/status/1206762253577523202?s=19

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1207415540513271808?s=19

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/krisstraub/status/1207530765438746626

more content

https://twitter.com/NILES100/status/1207477261881884672

Memento has a new favorite as of 08:34 on Dec 19, 2019

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