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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


Why does trotsky have a show about Jews

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

theflyingexecutive posted:

not to knock the process, but wadded paper towels never fail to get the job done

dried sponge pellet goes deeper into the pipes and is harder to clear

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009

Gripweed posted:

dried sponge pellet goes deeper into the pipes and is harder to clear

The nice part about this is if it goes deep enough it stops being the janitor's problem and the company has to hire someone to unclog it

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
https://twitter.com/charliedaniels/status/1206922501328166912?s=21

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/1207147371462721536?s=20

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM9eObfOWq4

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvvtZIwh4Bs

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
hail Satan btw

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

this actually makes me feel bad inside

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
this is like those 20 degree standing chairs proposed for airlines

but this will actually be implemented i think, esp in fast food restaurants

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Relin posted:

this is like those 20 degree standing chairs proposed for airlines

but this will actually be implemented i think, esp in fast food restaurants

About the only chance to stop it might be disability laws.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ghost Leviathan posted:

About the only chance to stop it might be disability laws.

Lol Republicans have wanted the ADA gone just as long as it's been around

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
We really need some propaganda pics aimed at right-wingers. Pictured something along hte lines of 'Racism Is Only The Devil's Tool' with a picture of a Confederate, Klansman, Nazi and... probably a 60s cop burning in hell, with Devil beckoning to the reader "I can't wait for you to join your ancestors!'

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


e: Text is easier to read in this one:

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 13:40 on Dec 18, 2019

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
https://twitter.com/scarytoilet/status/1207317760545624066?s=20

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Cspam has a public john, who knew?

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 22 days!)


https://twitter.com/scarytoilet/status/1203314089554055168?s=20

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:

Cspam has a public john, who knew?

yeah its your mouth

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Smellrose

more like toilets with welcoming auras, comrade

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Schmeichy posted:

more like toilets with welcoming auras, comrade

No TP

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Darkman Fanpage posted:

yeah its your mouth
Huh.

Usually sons inherit their professions from their fathers, not their mothers.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

patiently await your ration

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 22 days!)

they should digitally edit all of their dick prints to be barbed instead

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 22 days!)

https://youtu.be/58ZjxPlUxpM

Serf
May 5, 2011


its that time again

https://twitter.com/beanytuesday/status/1207349718327726081?s=20

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JznmaplrM98

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

I loving love this guy

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Gripweed posted:

Take a wet sponge and wrap a bunch of rubber bands around it to make it as small a ball as you can. Then leave it out in the sun for a couple days, until it's completely dried out. Then remove the bands, so you just have a compacted sponge pellet. Flush the toilet and drop the pellet in as it's flushing.

The russians used a tampon

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013




This wasn't as funny as the first one until I got to the end.

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

cenotaph posted:

This wasn't as funny as the first one until I got to the end.

"Hindu nationalist" really got me

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

"Hindu nationalist" really got me

Oh yeah that one was good.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



Speaking as a neuroscientist, that man's vital fluids should be violently separated from his body

Pinker is such a scumbag

THS
Sep 15, 2017


lol is this fake

THS
Sep 15, 2017

implants to automatically sedate hostile consumers when police pacification units enter the area!

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


THS posted:

implants to automatically sedate hostile consumers when police pacification units enter the area!

Hey man, sometimes you gotta nerve staple the drones when they get out of hand

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