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Star Wars has loving never been good. The closest it got is ESB and the first half of ANH.
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aren't the first order supposed to be neo-nazis or the alt-right or whatever? rose's message is that i shouldn't hate those groups?
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Dec 19, 2019 04:26
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I just laughed remembering the one line in this movie where someone asks why people aren’t all doing the “Holdo manoeuvre” like dude that was a suicide run that also destroyed a major resistance ship as well as the star destroyer (this is not the reason he is given in the movie)
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Dec 19, 2019 04:26
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Pollyanna posted:Kelly Marie Tran is Vietnamese I thought? Chinas oldest friends! 
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Dec 19, 2019 04:27
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Escobarbarian posted:another thing I’m baffled about in this movie (I’m baffled about a lot in this movie) is that they introduced this idea of the force also having this like, life force healing energy magic, and make it absolutely integral to the plot. like it’s not midi-chlorians levels of bad but it’s close. well to be fair to these terrible films, that's kind of what sheev tells anakin but then we slam into the baffling point of how rey and kylo can just kind of do it when no one else but plagueis had done it (snoke was intended to be plagueis)
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Dec 19, 2019 04:28
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SCRAPPY DOO HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI would genuinely have been a better opening crawl
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Dec 19, 2019 04:28
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Brother Entropy posted:aren't the first order supposed to be neo-nazis or the alt-right or whatever? rose's message is that i shouldn't hate those groups? Well, you see, Disney doesn't want to upset anyone that might buy a ticket... so actually, shades of gray, silver linings, two sides to every story, etc.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:29
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Horizon Burning posted:well to be fair to these terrible films, that's kind of what sheev tells anakin That also assumes Palp wasn't lying about Plagueis's ability to manipulate Anakin.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:29
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Pick posted:I didn't watch the last Jedi but I am truly shocked but Ray and fin arent getting together Because it is really obviously how it was set up to happen?? But much like Disney would never release Zootopia in today's environment, I think they realized that they would like to buckle down on the tacit racism I didn’t really read much romantic tension between them in the first movie. They act more like kids who are each other’s first friend at school.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:31
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Quantum Shart posted:SCRAPPY DOO HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI would genuinely have been a better opening crawl Well, yeah. That's the sort of event that leads to a celebratory holiday.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:31
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That assumes that anybody cares about some guy who is name dropped a single time in the prequels that nobody's seen in 15 years
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Dec 19, 2019 04:31
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Quantum Shart posted:Actually the message is to fight for things you love and not against things that you hate. But go off against the best of the sequel tril what is the practical difference here
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Dec 19, 2019 04:32
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Finn is really horny for Rey in TFA and then in the early parts of TLJ before Johnson had him grow beyond that but then for most of TRoS he’s just really horny for Rey again because Abrams and Disney are cowards
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Dec 19, 2019 04:32
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The only positive sentiment I can find on TROS is: - Fun - Climactic ending to saga - "Wow" - Nostalgia - I love Sbar Warb - I'm a Spor Dwor fan - I cried I can't find anything that praises story, writing, characters, cinematography, etc. No specifics whatsoever. All the negative sentiment is very specific.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:32
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I mean Plagueis may have been nothing more than just a fake story to tell Anakin.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:32
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Raccooon posted:That also assumes Palp wasn't lying about Plagueis's ability to manipulate Anakin. Well in the wide world of information that isn't in the movie but was part of production materials or intended beats that got dropped, he absolutely wasn't and is also Sheev is probably Anakin's dad. Which would explain why Rey and Ben have such a strong connection, as they are cousins. And also because the Palpatines and Skywalkers and Solos are all trashbag families, why they want to gently caress.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:33
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Finn wants the good girl, but he needs the bad pussy.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:33
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Pick posted:That assumes that anybody cares about some guy who is name dropped a single time in the prequels that nobody's seen in 15 years i mean, the whole rey palpatine thing in this new one revolves around sheev's little speech about plagius being able to create life in episode 3
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Dec 19, 2019 04:33
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General Dog posted:I didn’t really read much romantic tension between them in the first movie. They act more like kids. Also, Finn gets Worfed whenever either of them face any danger in order to establish that the heroes are indeed in peril.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:33
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Asgerd posted:what is the practical difference here I'm 5 pints in and you haters are still biting at 2 year old bait
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Dec 19, 2019 04:34
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Mulva posted:Well in the wide world of information that isn't in the movie but was part of production materials or intended beats that got dropped, he absolutely wasn't and is also Sheev is probably Anakin's dad. Which would explain why Rey and Ben have such a strong connection, as they are cousins. And also because the Palpatines and Skywalkers and Solos are all trashbag families, why they want to gently caress. I'm movies only for canon.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:34
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Hell, it would have been cooler (and made more sense) if it turned out that Rey was Qui-Gon Jinn's descendant. Hell, even Dooku's.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:35
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General Dog posted:I didn’t really read much romantic tension between them in the first movie. They act more like kids who are each other’s first friend at school. No really. Go watch TFA again. THere's even a scene where old man Han smirks about Finns boyish crush and offers advice on how to woo her. It's really, REALLY obvious.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:35
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Escobarbarian posted:I just laughed remembering the one line in this movie where someone asks why people aren’t all doing the “Holdo manoeuvre” like dude that was a suicide run that also destroyed a major resistance ship as well as the star destroyer (this is not the reason he is given in the movie) Having the resistance decide that it is more effective to basically drone warfare the First Order than deal with being horribly outmatched and outgunned in space fights would've been interesting but probably a little too on the nose. General Dog posted:I didn’t really read much romantic tension between them in the first movie. They act more like kids who are each other’s first friend at school. Finn is definitely portrayed as enamored with her. Rey's feeling could go either way but also she just has a more pressing/driving mission (figure out Force stuff, find parents) that overrides all of that. Mat Cauthon fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Dec 19, 2019 |
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Dec 19, 2019 04:36
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Amethyst posted:No really. Go watch TFA again. THere's even a scene where old man Han smirks about Finns boyish crush and offers advice on how to woo her. It's really, REALLY obvious. Yeah Finn has a schoolboy crush on her because she’s the likely first woman his age he’s ever spoken to but there’s no reciprocation (I’m actually watching it right now)
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Dec 19, 2019 04:36
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Amethyst posted:No really. Go watch TFA again. THere's even a scene where old man Han smirks about Finns boyish crush and offers advice on how to woo her. It's really, REALLY obvious. Like literally his driving force in that movie.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:36
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General Dog posted:Yeah Finn has a schoolboy crush on her because she’s the likely first woman his age he’s ever spoken to but there’s no reciprocation (I’m actually watching it right now) There are female storm troopers now
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Dec 19, 2019 04:39
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Bogus Adventure posted:Hell, it would have been cooler (and made more sense) if it turned out that Rey was Qui-Gon Jinn's descendant. Hell, even Dooku's. This was honestly my first guess in TFA. Either QGJ or Kenobi, neither of which are more illogical or nonsensical than her being Palp's grandkid. Mat Cauthon fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Dec 19, 2019 |
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Dec 19, 2019 04:40
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After she and her grandfather Palpatine literally destroyed everything the Skywalkers were, right down to their bloodline, she finishes the job by stealing even the family name and legacy. The Star Wars movies have literally become the story of the genocide of one family--a family that fights for justice--by one that wrought the worst horrors upon the galaxy. What a timeline. I want to get back to my own world now, please.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:40
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the best thing ever posted in cined was when SMG compared the maturity level of the ST protagonists to sonic characters
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Dec 19, 2019 04:41
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Boyega please abandon Star Wars and make attack the block 2...
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Dec 19, 2019 04:41
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Bogus Adventure posted:Hell, it would have been cooler (and made more sense) if it turned out that Rey was Qui-Gon Jinn's descendant. Hell, even Dooku's. Qui-Gon Jinn also a dead beat dad.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:41
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I'm seeing a lot of people blaming Rise of Skywalker being lovely on...The Last Jedi. Of course.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:47
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Brother Entropy posted:the best thing ever posted in cined was when SMG compared the maturity level of the ST protagonists to sonic characters
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Dec 19, 2019 04:49
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Can't believe they outsourced the narrative team to Reddit
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Dec 19, 2019 04:49
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Pollyanna posted:I'm seeing a lot of people blaming Rise of Skywalker being lovely on...The Last Jedi. Of course. Weird, I think the most popular critical take has been blaming Rise of Skywalker on the fans who didn’t like Last Jedi. “You MANCHILDREN didn’t appreciate TLJ forging such a brave new path, so Disney had no choice but to serve you up this slop! Do you enjoy this slop, you piggy fucks?”
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Dec 19, 2019 04:50
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Pick posted:There are female storm troopers now THERE are female Stormtroopers now!?
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Dec 19, 2019 04:54
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John Wick of Dogs posted:THERE are female Stormtroopers now!? they're flygirls now
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Dec 19, 2019 04:55
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Pick posted:There are female storm troopers now You don’t poo poo where you eat
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General Dog posted:Weird, I think the most popular critical take has been blaming Rise of Skywalker on the fans who didn’t like Last Jedi. “You MANCHILDREN didn’t appreciate TLJ forging such a brave new path, so Disney had no choice but to serve you up this slop! Do you enjoy this slop, you piggy fucks?” That's critics - I'm reading the hashtag.
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