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hello friends. i am feeling sick and called off work today. i've been feeling low for a couple days but i'm definitely sick now. seems to be standard flu-like symptoms - nose fluids, coughing, fatigue, stomach fluids, etc. i don't like feeling this way but i can't just get a new body because i'm still paying this one off. what are some options i can pursue?
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Dec 20, 2019 20:39
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get some CBD oil from that other thread and stick it up your butt
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Dec 20, 2019 20:41
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A friend of mine used to cure any disease by going clubbing, drinking and smoking like a madman until the early morning. Didn't help, but was more fun than not going partying.
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Dec 20, 2019 20:42
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Stir a spoonful of honey, lemon juice and a drop of Tabasco in hot water and drink that. That always makes me feel better but it may just be a placebo effect who knows
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Dec 20, 2019 20:43
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drink a hot toddy OP!
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Dec 20, 2019 20:46
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go for a 2 hour jog then hang out in the steam room for a while then drink a bunch of beers
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Dec 20, 2019 20:46
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have you tried sealing yourself in a barrel and rolling down a huge hill
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Dec 20, 2019 20:47
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butt-chugging grain alcohol will have you right as rain in no time
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Dec 20, 2019 20:48
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to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts
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Ever take off work just to jaqq off all day?
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Dec 20, 2019 20:50
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Chrs posted:Stir a spoonful of honey, lemon juice and a drop of Tabasco in hot water and drink that. That always makes me feel better but it may just be a placebo effect who knows i've done this but with garlic instead of tabasco. same principle, i think FARK Kiosk posted:Ever take off work just to jaqq off all day? no but i am intrigued by your teachings
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Dec 20, 2019 20:51
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sounds like a job for a handle of your favorite booze OP.
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Dec 20, 2019 20:52
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Feel better and stuff. Drink cough syrup or booze and try to fall asleep.
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Dec 20, 2019 20:52
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chicken noodle soup, ginger ale, a blanket and cowboy movies edit: and gatorade for hydration
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Dec 20, 2019 21:00
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people forget pickles and pickle juice during this scenario but i guarantee a purge and better feeling within 30 mins if you throw some vinegar on the fire
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Dec 20, 2019 21:03
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just slam nyquil and sleep through the whole thing like in that one chris farley snl skit.
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Dec 20, 2019 21:04
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thank you all these tips are helping
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Dec 20, 2019 21:07
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OP I have been off all week with a similar ailment that started Sunday. Thankfully today I have been feeling much better. You should try being dumb as gently caress and jerking off 4x a day; it helped me greatly!
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Dec 20, 2019 21:08
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Take two marijuana and go to work
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Dec 20, 2019 21:09
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:what are some options i can pursue? under no circumstances watch Cats
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Dec 20, 2019 21:09
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- eat some edibles - drink lots of water - stay warm and comfy - eat some more edibles - enter the astral plane, where physical ailments are irrelevant
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Dec 20, 2019 21:11
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A hot bath might help too.
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Dec 20, 2019 21:12
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also a shave and a good haircut
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Dec 20, 2019 21:14
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let me guess youve requested the whole week of christmas off as well OP?
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Dec 20, 2019 21:15
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Nooner posted:let me guess youve requested the whole week of christmas off as well OP? no, op. my family is all hosed up and doesn't hang out so there isn't anything for me to do around christmas with that much time off. i could hang out with my cat, but we kind of run out of things to say to each o ther i like the tips involving booze. thinking about trying this "crystal meth" i've been hearing so much about?
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Dec 20, 2019 21:23
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meth is overrated 
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Dec 20, 2019 21:26
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Place a pillow on your face and go to sleep... forever.
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Dec 20, 2019 21:27
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MY WIFE is also sick (yes, i have hosed  )i feel for you dawg maybe take a nice steamy hot shower. that always does me right.
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Dec 20, 2019 21:36
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Luvcow posted:chicken noodle soup, ginger ale, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i23NEQEFpgQ
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Dec 20, 2019 21:38
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Damo posted:MY WIFE is also sick (yes, i have hosed is anyone else not convinced he has had a wife or ever hosed
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Dec 20, 2019 21:38
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I think its the reason why she is sick.
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Dec 20, 2019 21:42
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well my wife is also sick. and she goes to a different School. in Canada. so you can't meet her
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Dec 20, 2019 21:43
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Don't worry OP I took off today too for having ebolaids its truly terrible.
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Dec 20, 2019 21:51
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Powerade and soup is my sick day go to I hope I don't get sick soon. I keep traveling and being stuck around sick people and it hasn't caught up to me...yet
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Dec 20, 2019 21:56
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im also FEELING SICK!!!!! 
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Dec 20, 2019 22:12
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Smoke some weed op, that should sort you out in no time.
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Dec 20, 2019 22:14
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numberoneposter posted:im also FEELING SICK!!!!! Haha nice!!!
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Dec 20, 2019 22:15
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Eat your vomit and/or poop. It really works. I learned it from my dog.
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Dec 20, 2019 22:18
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I learned from another thread that certain problems can be cured by drinking non-fermented horse milk maybe try that
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Dec 20, 2019 22:23
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you might be sick but you have yet to become ill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g
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Dec 20, 2019 22:36
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