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CPL593H posted:My name's Papa John and I'm here to say...N*****! My name is Papa John and I’m here to say, I like saying the n-word the hard “-er” way!
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Philthy posted:So much to see and do that is locked behind paywalls of life, and dude would rather have his nose in accounting books. I don't get it either. I think at that level of financial success it's akin to the rush a gambler gets when they win. It's not that you have enough money, it's what you feel like every time you get more of it and much like that next turn of Civilization you just want to keep building/conquering/winning. Maybe he's so addicted to that feeling that both the amount of money he has and the life experiences he could buy would never be as good as the next dose of $.
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Dec 17, 2019 02:36
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Just do drugs at that point Jesus
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Papa John wearing a backwards cap with the sticker on, sipping monster energy drinks and about to punch a hole in the drywall
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Dec 17, 2019 02:43
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Capitalism is a drug. 
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zaepg posted:Papa John wearing a backwards cap with the sticker on, sipping monster energy drinks and about to punch a hole in the drywall Papa John walks into a random frat party with ten boxes of Papa Johns pizzas, red-faced and sweating profusely. “Can you believe what those fuckers did to my pizza?” Papa shouts as he throws a pizza against the wall. Then he grabs a second pizza and starts shoveling the entire thing into his gaping maw, grease oozing from his pores as people begin fleeing in terror.
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A junji Ito panel where papa is squeezing garlic sauce from his pores into the face and mouth of a horrified person
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zaepg posted:Papa John wearing a backwards cap with the sticker on, sipping monster energy drinks and about to punch a hole in the drywall If he's going to 'roid out like that maybe he should go into the growth hormone/fitness supplement (placebo) market. He can still keep putting his name and photo on the products and charge too much for it so he'd probably have no trouble sliding right in
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Agent Escalus posted:If he's going to 'roid out like that maybe he should go into the growth hormone/fitness supplement (placebo) market. He can still keep putting his name and photo on the products and charge too much for it so he'd probably have no trouble sliding right in And those people love to say the word!
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Eldercain posted:Just do drugs at that point Jesus He already looks like an advertisement for cocaine so I'm sure he's way ahead of you on that one.
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CPL593H posted:He already looks like an advertisement for
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Eldercain posted:A junji Ito panel where papa is squeezing garlic sauce from his pores into the face and mouth of a horrified person Junji Ito:  "no....no I'm sorry. I can't do this"
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Agent Escalus posted:If he's going to 'roid out like that maybe he should go into the growth hormone/fitness supplement (placebo) market. He can still keep putting his name and photo on the products and charge too much for it so he'd probably have no trouble sliding right in Papa John borrows 20 bucks, never pays you back. "Hows that startup company Papa"? "The what now"
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Dec 18, 2019 05:00
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The twelve-inch pepperoni. That's Italian. You can go deep dish or crispy. The side salad with basil dressing. These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good side. Just touch the tab, the box pops and you put the dressing where you want it to go. You can't miss. Anything else? Papa John's original recipe pizza. Hey, just what you see, pal!
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Dec 18, 2019 21:32
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Any one of these is ideal for home defence, because they're gross
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Any one of these is ideal for home defence, because they're gross He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or gluttony, or shame, and he absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are divorced.
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Wild T posted:He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or gluttony, or shame, and he absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are divorced. 
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Heated Papa Moment
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Wild T posted:He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or gluttony, or shame, and he absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are divorced. Time to pie bitch
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John Schnatter but as judge doom from roger rabbit and he’s dipping toppings into cheese blends that cost 3 cents less
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Honky Dong Country posted:Time to pie bitch You're reckoned, fucker.
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Seinfeld, but instead of Poppie, they digitally insert Papa into the scene where he argues with Kramer about how to properly make a pizza.
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mojo1701a posted:Seinfeld, but instead of Poppie, they digitally insert Papa into the scene where he argues with Kramer about how to properly make a pizza. Instead of peeing on Jerry's couch he just leaves an oil stain where he had sat down.
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popewiles posted:Instead of peeing on Jerry's couch he just leaves an oil stain where he had sat down. "Could it be? It is! Papa secreted on my new sofa!"
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 Why are Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Rother yelling at Mike Stoklasa?
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Better racism, better racist words. Hard Rs, here at Papa John's.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:
Skiddly-biddly-bop! Diamond Dave wanted Doobie Brothers' producer Ted Templeman to produce Van Halen.
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mojo1701a posted:Skiddly-biddly-bop! Diamond Dave wanted Doobie Brothers' producer Ted Templeman to produce Van Halen. 
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Seinfeld, but it's the pizza Nazi Too on the nose?
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Eldercain posted:Seinfeld, but it's the pizza Nazi No 'Za for you!
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Agent Escalus posted:I think at that level of financial success it's akin to the rush a gambler gets when they win. It's not that you have enough money, it's what you feel like every time you get more of it and much like that next turn of Civilization you just want to keep building/conquering/winning. Maybe he's so addicted to that feeling that both the amount of money he has and the life experiences he could buy would never be as good as the next dose of $. Once you become rich enough life pretty much becomes meaningless and the only thing that keeps you going is an insatiable and all-consuming hunger to devour ever-increasing amounts of wealth.
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Ha, those stupid billionaires - I figured out how to live an empty meaningless life without wealth 
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Papa john is bizarro Ulililia, guaranteed he is eaten floor pizza “Does it come in a box”
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Ha, those stupid billionaires - I figured out how to live an empty meaningless life without wealth I only use these $1 bills I make at the strip club. Its not much but its a living. Me and papa 1am, ectasy, behind a dumpster. Its not easy but its a way to earn an homest buck
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https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/1208279150072619008
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