KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

I am NOT getting illegal cable!

It's not illegal!

It's against the law!

Well, YEAH!...

Vietnamwees fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Dec 21, 2019

# ? Dec 21, 2019 04:29

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:45

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

I am NOT getting illegal cable!

It's not illegal!

It's against the law!

Well, YEAH!...

Yeah, Vietnamwees is gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy...

# ? Dec 21, 2019 04:51

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

Yeah, Vietnamwees is gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LITTLE CABLE BOY?!

(This poo poo never, ever aired in syndication; I couldn't believe it existed.)

# ? Dec 21, 2019 05:15

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Jerry doesn't have a ....fax machine

# ? Dec 21, 2019 07:52

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

thepokey posted:

Jerry doesn't have a ....fax machine

He's the best...

... and the worst.

# ? Dec 21, 2019 17:11

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Yeah, Vietnamwees is gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy...

I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegger?

# ? Dec 21, 2019 17:58

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

If I can't play tennis I have no reason to live :qq:

# ? Dec 22, 2019 12:50

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

I like to get the daily news. v:

# ? Dec 22, 2019 21:15

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Gyshall posted:

If I can't play tennis I have no reason to live

He needs a three hundred-dollar Bruline to beat Ethel Kennedy?

# ? Dec 23, 2019 22:48

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

He needs a three hundred-dollar Bruline to beat Ethel Kennedy?

I never knew Kennedy had such a temper. :aaa:

# ? Dec 24, 2019 02:54

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I never knew Kennedy had such a temper.

Oh...YEAH! The only thing worse was his slice.

# ? Dec 24, 2019 03:15

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Vietnamwees posted:

Oh...YEAH! The only thing worse was his slice.

It's an Entenmann's.

# ? Dec 24, 2019 21:54

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Unkempt posted:

It's an Entenmann's.

Their castle at Windsor?

# ? Dec 24, 2019 22:50

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Vietnamwees posted:

Their castle at Windsor?

No, they have a display case at the end of the aisle.

# ? Dec 24, 2019 23:23

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Rageaholic posted:

No, they have a display case at the end of the aisle.

Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well :ohdear:

# ? Dec 24, 2019 23:25

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well

What a stirring little anthem of wellness!

We missed you at the party - seems Other Walter has a polyp on his duodenum. Benign, but oooo, still a bastard!

# ? Dec 25, 2019 01:00

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

It never ends, this present stuff! Engagement present! Then they get married, you gonna have to get them something for that! Then the baby, there's another present. Then the baby starts getting their presents!

# ? Dec 25, 2019 01:04

Pulchritudinous: May 19, 2005; It means "to reduce by one-tenth."

The Narrator posted:

It never ends, this present stuff! Engagement present! Then they get married, you gonna have to get them something for that! Then the baby, there's another present. Then the baby starts getting their presents!

If I showed up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I'd be there life of the party!

# ? Dec 25, 2019 02:44

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Pulchritudinous posted:

If I showed up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I'd be there life of the party!

Pulch, Pulch, get a Penthouse Forum.

# ? Dec 25, 2019 03:38

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

The Narrator posted:

It never ends, this present stuff! Engagement present! Then they get married, you gonna have to get them something for that! Then the baby, there's another present. Then the baby starts getting their presents!

My friend recently got married and just announced her pregnancy at Christmas so I'm fully agreeing with George here.

Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?

# ? Dec 25, 2019 05:57

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

potee posted:

My friend recently got married and just announced her pregnancy at Christmas so I'm fully agreeing with George here.

Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?

Actually, that's the definition of selfish.

# ? Dec 25, 2019 06:10

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

The Narrator posted:

Actually, that's the definition of selfish.

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's.

# ? Dec 25, 2019 07:39

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

My friend recently got married and just announced her pregnancy at Christmas so I'm fully agreeing with George here.

Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?

Don't you see how wrong this is? Where's your Christmas spirit! AN EYE FOR AN EYE!

# ? Dec 25, 2019 15:14

LifeGetsWorser: Oct 23, 2010; Me "IRL"; Fun Shoe

JethroMcB posted:

Don't you see how wrong this is? Where's your Christmas spirit! AN EYE FOR AN EYE!

I find your belief system fascinating.

# ? Dec 25, 2019 15:39

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I waited too long....i missed my chance.

# ? Dec 27, 2019 16:46

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

You wanna know what her favorite expression to me is, hmm? "Happy Pappy?"

"Happy Pappy?" What the hell does that mean?

Like if she wants to know if I'm pleased with something, she'll say that.

...OH! So YOU'RE pappy?

Yes!

Well, tell her not to say it!

...I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs than telling them directly.

# ? Dec 29, 2019 05:18

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

I waited too long....i missed my chance.

... it's too late.

# ? Dec 29, 2019 05:54

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

... it's too late.

What do you care? You know where you're going.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 05:52

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Are people still using napkins in the year 2020, or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?

# ? Jan 4, 2020 07:57

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

NEWMANIUM!

# ? Jan 4, 2020 13:29

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Oh man, I'm in the wrong thread again.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 14:19

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

There's nothing finer than being in your diner!

# ? Jan 4, 2020 17:16

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

TMMadman posted:

There's nothing finer than being in your diner!

You are soooooooo good looking!

# ? Jan 4, 2020 17:19

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

You are soooooooo good looking!

You're quite breath-taking.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 18:11

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but� I was perceptive. I always know when someone�s uncomfortable at a party.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 19:19

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Chili posted:

You're quite breath-taking.

What a spanking button!

# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:34

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

jojoinnit posted:

Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but� I was perceptive. I always know when someone�s uncomfortable at a party.

Are you sensing anything right now?

# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:41