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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:https://twitter.com/conservmillen/status/1208986319436865536 https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1209089148574928896 lol Kitfox88 posted:artemis fowl was way better than harry potter drat I spent my whole childhood waiting for that to get its own movie series and it's finally coming next year, when I could not give even half a percent of a poo poo anymore
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Kitfox88 posted:artemis fowl was way better than harry potter What's not to like? It has *hi-speed, lo-drag elf operators *buttlers in plate armor punching trolls or something *crime genius kid *his parents got merked doing shady deals with the Russian mob - the ultimate way to go. It's like Shadowrun for kids!
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tinstaach posted:drat I spent my whole childhood waiting for that to get its own movie series and it's finally coming next year, when I could not give even half a percent of a poo poo anymore It's 2020. What are the odds of it not being poo poo?
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 06:47 |
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Continuity RCP posted:kids books are fuckin garbage Animorphs was written mostly by a pro trans rights anti war lady who responded to complaints the series ended with the start of a new war with "yeah that's how war works, remember that when you're old enough to vote" Those books WHIP
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 07:00 |
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She also inserted a whole bunch of genuinely cool sci fi ideas into her books instead of being afraid that high concept sci fi would be too difficult for kids to understand. Animorphs fuckin ruled.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 08:39 |
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Continuity RCP posted:kids books are fuckin garbage
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 09:33 |
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He would definitely work as a basis for a kids book that warn you about greed and selfishness.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 09:44 |
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Wow, Hatsune Miku has really let herself go.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 09:53 |
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JcDent posted:What's not to like? It has good poo poo all around
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 10:03 |
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Buttfaced Hitler aka Ben Shapiro.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 10:09 |
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Platystemon posted:Wow, Hatsune Miku has really let herself go. In between writing the entirety of Harry Potter and programming mine craft she also has to write and star in The Office so she deserves all the break
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SirSamVimes posted:She also inserted a whole bunch of genuinely cool sci fi ideas into her books instead of being afraid that high concept sci fi would be too difficult for kids to understand. I liked how the whole series was the result of two dick assholes, removed from consequences, having a dick measuring contest
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 10:38 |
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Wait is that Jo Nesbo like the thriller writer
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 10:38 |
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Why did Katie Hopkins go for a haircut that makes her look even more like an old man.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Wait is that Jo Nesbo like the thriller writer His best-known character is literally called Harry Hole come on.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 10:59 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:Why did Katie Hopkins go for a haircut that makes her look even more like an old man. She covets power and shes cargo‐culting it.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 11:11 |
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To be fair to Vanilla Ice, instead of spending his one hit wonder money recklessly like a certain MC, he put it into real estate and learning how to be a general contractor. His DIY Network show had like 9 seasons and even won some awards. Yeah, he'll forever be the white joke rapper, but he is a very accomplished carpenter and savvy real estate investor.
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Jerry Cotton posted:His best-known character is literally called Harry Hole come on. I was more surprised at writing a kids book not the fart joke
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Untrustable posted:To be fair to Vanilla Ice, instead of spending his one hit wonder money recklessly like a certain MC, he put it into real estate and learning how to be a general contractor. His DIY Network show had like 9 seasons and even won some awards. Yeah, he'll forever be the white joke rapper, but he is a very accomplished carpenter and savvy real estate investor.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 13:10 |
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Untrustable posted:To be fair to Vanilla Ice, instead of spending his one hit wonder money recklessly like a certain MC, he put it into real estate and learning how to be a general contractor. His DIY Network show had like 9 seasons and even won some awards. Yeah, he'll forever be the white joke rapper, but he is a very accomplished carpenter and savvy real estate investor. So he only spent a calculated, discretionary amount when he was trying to kill himself with drugs? I thought his family was pretty well off and he grew up racing motocross
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 14:01 |
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This is called Butt Detective and it's a great TV show.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 14:50 |
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She's trying to say that White Conservatives TM are sharing a brand with the Zodiac Killer
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 15:59 |
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Untrustable posted:To be fair to Vanilla Ice, instead of spending his one hit wonder money recklessly like a certain MC, he put it into real estate and learning how to be a general contractor. His DIY Network show had like 9 seasons and even won some awards. Yeah, he'll forever be the white joke rapper, but he is a very accomplished carpenter and savvy real estate investor. he was 19 when he made "cool as ice" and this was 10 years later.
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Brother Entropy posted:don't forget the race of slaves that's totally fine because they like being slaves and look at how silly it is that hermione thinks that's hosed up Didn't Rowling say she identified with her the most, or am I misremembering this bit of trivia?
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:38 |
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:This is called Butt Detective and it's a great TV show. Young Assy McGhee
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:48 |
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Untrustable posted:To be fair to Vanilla Ice, instead of spending his one hit wonder money recklessly like a certain MC, he put it into real estate and learning how to be a general contractor. His DIY Network show had like 9 seasons and even won some awards. Yeah, he'll forever be the white joke rapper, but he is a very accomplished carpenter and savvy real estate investor. Are you sure about that? He was arrested not that long ago for burglary https://www.cnn.com/2015/02/18/entertainment/feat-vanilla-ice-arrested/index.html
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Avirosb posted:Didn't Rowling say she identified with her the most, or am I misremembering this bit of trivia? this is obvious from the way hermione is written, but the moral of her struggles is that some parts of the system are unchangeable and what may seem bad on the surface is actually good for society at large. so that little side plot is really about an ideological youth learning that just because slavery seems bad, doesnt mean its right to try to force the slaves from their bondage against their will. its a heinous message, that u shouldnt try to improve peoples lives if it means changing the way they live
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 17:24 |
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moosetoucher posted:She's trying to say that White Conservatives TM are sharing a brand with the Zodiac Killer Well in my state they made him a Senator so yeah
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 17:27 |
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The Paper Bag Princess is the only good book.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 17:44 |
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scary ghost dog posted:this is obvious from the way hermione is written, but the moral of her struggles is that some parts of the system are unchangeable and what may seem bad on the surface is actually good for society at large. so that little side plot is really about an ideological youth learning that just because slavery seems bad, doesnt mean its right to try to force the slaves from their bondage against their will. its a heinous message, that u shouldnt try to improve peoples lives if it means changing the way they live Once she freed the house elf slaves they went back to working for their masters for free, because that is their nature. So why try to make a better world for anyone? I forget who wrote it but there was a great breakdown of Harry Potter on these dead gay forums as the ultimate neolib fantasy. The wizard world leaders ignore a dangerous existential threat until its far too late to handle, trying to keep it under the rug even as Voldemort is openly murdering people in public. Harry defeats Voldemort not by being better at magic, or more clever; Voldemort accidentally defeats himself via a technicality in the rules of magic that everyone forgot about. Harry then fulfills his destiny by becoming an FBI agent wizard.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 18:13 |
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That's not so weird, a lot of grand wizards go into law enforcement
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 18:26 |
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purple death ray posted:That's not so weird, a lot of grand wizards go into law enforcement
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 18:29 |
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Is Rowling a Tory, or just a secret Tory?
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 18:35 |
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Going by the amount of betrayal she's dishing out, she must be a LibDem.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 18:37 |
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she thinks all the ideas tories have are good but she knows they would make all of her fans dislike her so she says she's a lib dem
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 18:38 |
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JcDent posted:Going by the amount of betrayal she's dishing out, she must be a LibDem. she is kind of for entitlements but loving hates Corbyn, so yeah lib dem
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 18:39 |
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:The Paper Bag Princess is the only good book. No, thats Lolita.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 18:43 |
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Arivia posted:No, thats Lolita. I hope this is not related to your red text
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 18:48 |
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Rowling is a classic Blairite Labour supporter who'd support either the Tories or Lib Dems over a left-wing Labour party but prefers a centre-right Labour party above anything else. This has led her to proclaiming that useless idiots like Jim Murphy were actually great leaders of Scottish Labour, etc.
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The Plastic Bag For Cutting Welfare Princess
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