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slicing up eyeballs posted:Haven't played in like a year glad to see those idiot jetbikes are still way op and also I'm poor now?? They were recently nerfed to be less available (5 minute cooldown before you can call another one) and were also made 10mph slower... but yeah, they're still stupid. Have you met Uncle Bogdan? Find him on Goon Theft Auto Discord to help put some pennies into your pocket this holiday season.
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long shot but does anyone have the old goon server vid of gta vice city multiplayer game of smear the queer where the guy is just stupidly good at avoidance to where nobody comes close to actually killing him? it was set to the matrix soundtrack and I'm hoping it didn't get DMCA'd. it was so impressive i remember it was popular even outside of SA
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Otacon posted:Have you met Uncle Bogdan? Find him on Goon Theft Auto Discord to help put some pennies into your pocket this holiday season. this holiday, we all get job in Vale of Silicon
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It feels like I'm an old timer in a world that's moved on. Jet bikes and harriers everywhere but nobody knows to watch out for muggers. The old ways... Update: they don't like when you message them "yawn bike bby" after they keep killing you with the bike. They also don't like getting shot out of it 
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:long shot but does anyone have the old goon server vid of gta vice city multiplayer game of smear the queer where the guy is just stupidly good at avoidance to where nobody comes close to actually killing him? it was set to the matrix soundtrack and I'm hoping it didn't get DMCA'd. it was so impressive i remember it was popular even outside of SA i think the pyf game glitches thread had it recently https://youtu.be/zorBRIQyZL0 Sleekly fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Dec 22, 2019 |
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Dec 22, 2019 13:50
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Sleekly posted:i think the pyf game glitches thread had it recently Lmao, amazing I'm going to post this In the thread MATRIX RELOAE
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Picked up a Tezeract the other day and I don't know if it's just my driving style or what, but it's floaty as hell. Literally, completely overshot the finish line target area on the Chiliad downhill race. Weird but useful combination of slippery and sticky going around corners, like some sort of deliberately and precisely-controlled oversteer. Which could even be an intentional feature given that the thing is 100% electric. Also I got the Ocelot Ardent from the casino wheel, but the livery can only be changed/removed wtih the MOC or Avenger and  to that.
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Everything I was saving up for is cancelled while I kit out this Duke of death they gave out for free
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FFT posted:Picked up a Tezeract the other day and I don't know if it's just my driving style or what, but it's floaty as hell. Literally, completely overshot the finish line target area on the Chiliad downhill race. Weird but useful combination of slippery and sticky going around corners, like some sort of deliberately and precisely-controlled oversteer. Which could even be an intentional feature given that the thing is 100% electric. The X-80 Proto is a lot like that where it's strangely floaty when it should be hugging the pavement; I strongly dislike that handling characteristic and avoid any vehicle in game that behaves like it. Also lmao about your ardent; I guess it's just gonna be covered in mistletoe vomit forever then huh? Inspector Hound posted:Everything I was saving up for is cancelled while I kit out this Duke of death they gave out for free Free Duke O'Death for christmas? Interesting choice from Daddy Rockstar this year. Last christmas was the Vapid Clique iirc so if it's the armored Dukes this year that's quite a change.
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I don't know if it was for Christmas specifically, I just noticed it was free when I was crossing through the warstock site E they need to let us pack 10 of each body armor like they did for a minute earlier this year Inspector Hound fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Dec 24, 2019 |
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Yeah I think that was free for anyone who transferred from PS3 or Xbox 360. ... This game has been around that long, geez
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Check the Kraken and the Dodo, those should be free too, I think.
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Medullah posted:Yeah I think that was free for anyone who transferred from PS3 or Xbox 360. Oh drat then maybe I've been entitled for a while, haha. Need that Kraken and Dodo, what garages/properties do I need to store those?
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They should both be Pegasus (no properties needed) but if you wanted to paint the Dodo you'd need the hangar
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Inspector Hound posted:Oh drat then maybe I've been entitled for a while, haha. Need that Kraken and Dodo, what garages/properties do I need to store those? The fun thing is you can get as many free ones as you want, so you can forget you already have one and get like 6 before you remember, and you never remember which one is the upgraded one.
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I think the most expensive car I've had in the game is still the beach van I fully upgraded for some reason E so I already had the dodo and the elegy, but not the kraken. I also noticed most of San Andreas super autos stock is free, but it sucks Inspector Hound fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Dec 24, 2019 |
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Dec 24, 2019 01:45
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That free Duke got me from a stubbornly determined solo biker pub up to the multi-millionaire, drug baron paragon of society I am today.
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Fond memories of Sports races entirely populated with Elegy RH8s
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Sleekly posted:That free Duke got me from a stubbornly determined solo biker pub up to the multi-millionaire, drug baron paragon of society I am today. So is that left on the d-pad or what FFT posted:Fond memories of Sports races entirely populated with Elegy RH8s That elegy fuckin cooks, I won races against bought cars
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Inspector Hound posted:That elegy fuckin cooks, I won races against bought cars Oh absolutely, best car I ever had for races until I got the Massacro (Racecar). I need to get on this new heist so I can get a Pariah and have a go-to Sports class without livery. Been selling off redundant cars and oof, really wish I hadn't bothered to upgrade the casino Komoda. That was a waste. But no one's ever active on Goon Theft Auto, seems stringless fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Dec 24, 2019 |
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Welp, made 88k out of a potential 190 something off the first attempt at the casino heist I managed to drop into. It was the big con approach, and it's a pretty even mix of "this seems doable" and "gently caress you too Rockstar." At least the guards you encounter don't take a thousand bullets each like they seem to in the other heists.
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I dropped in on one of those too. We made it all the way back to the stairs when a guard starts shooting at us. I kill him, get informed I have alerted the guards then 6 came out of nowhere in a kill circle around me and that was that. In my own heist I'm going aggro mainly because I think its going to play that way anyways so I might as well have the good stuff for it.
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Truth. I've won a lot of races in that thing.
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Big con is by far the easiest, you can make it in and out of the casino undetected by making one stealth takedown. Going loud is the second easiest imo, with silent and stealthy being the most annoying fiddly failfest because of gta's floaty controls and garbage stealth system
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I watched a YouTube vid with 4 people doing the sneaky approach... it looked fun as hell, but you could tell they played together a lot and had voice chat. Without it I have no idea how you’d do it. Knowing who’s gonna go for what in the vault looked like a real process, then staying in stealth mode the whole time outside the vault going in and getting away would be tough. But I’ll bet it feels great when you pull it off perfectly... like for real. I might try some tomorrow. I have it ready to go and will jump in the discord if I decide to
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Zesty posted:I haven’t had time yet, but I’m wondering if stealthy becomes the way to go on hard mode with a decent team for maximizing payout. Did 2 man gold stealthy the other day and got out with just over 2m of 2.5m total. But it was our first time and we had like ten restarts figuring it out. Soon as we got in the vault I hit the keypads while they got the two carts in the main room. Got all but two carts and probably could have gotten part of the last two if we really pushed it, but we left with about 30sec to go. Still think big con with gruppe sechs entry is by far easier
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I haven't tried the others, but the con seemed like it could be done. We got hosed when someone got seen right before the vault, we got lost on the way to the roof and went downstairs instead (or maybe that was just the plan the whole time, I only dropped in for the finale) and we got shot up bad getting to the getaway cars. Then I got stuck in the oil field trying to hide from the cops and missed the car switch, whose purpose I cannot begin to divine even now. I can't remember my PSN right now, I'll post it later and be down for heists probably Thursday/Friday, maybe tomorrow, I'd like to run this again or do the Bogdan thing everyone keeps hinting at
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If you go loud at any point, escaping the casino and losing the wanted level is as easy as driving into the sewers. There's an entrance just south of the casino that some of the setup missions take you to. The cops don't like going in there, they seem to only come in on foot so it's easy to break line of sight and just wait it out.
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Inspector Hound posted:I haven't tried the others, but the con seemed like it could be done. We got hosed when someone got seen right before the vault, we got lost on the way to the roof and went downstairs instead (or maybe that was just the plan the whole time, I only dropped in for the finale) and we got shot up bad getting to the getaway cars. Then I got stuck in the oil field trying to hide from the cops and missed the car switch, whose purpose I cannot begin to divine even now. Spotted before the vault? Is that some bugstars poo poo, because with the security outfit you shouldn't be at risk until after you climb the stairs on your way out, unless you deliberately attack someone.
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Heists are all well and good, but the snow won't be here long so enjoy it while it lasts! Ripperswarm recommendation: Find a Futo and throw it around on the hill roads near the Vinewood observatory. Kept me grinning for most of an hour
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The Flash GT is incredibly satisfying to drive in the snow in a way none of my other vehicles are. It just wants to go forward at any cost.
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The GB200 and the new Everon are very happy snowdrivers EDIT: And Buspass got me to buy the Comet Safari and it's pretty snow happy as well! Otacon fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Dec 25, 2019 |
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Duke o Death and presumably other muscle cars are fantastic. Not, like, good, but plenty of fun. But then it's just as fun to drive in normal conditions too.
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Shere posted:driving into the sewers. There's an entrance just south of the casino that some of the setup missions take you to. this goes for mk2 noobs as well i drive my nightshark in there and they get so mad. especially when now that they have to go back to their terrorbyte to reload instead of just requesting a new one
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Mondian posted:Spotted before the vault? Is that some bugstars poo poo, because with the security outfit you shouldn't be at risk until after you climb the stairs on your way out, unless you deliberately attack someone. Yeah they had us dressed up as the bugstars guys, there's a little stealth section right before you go in. the more I learn about this mission the more disappointed I'm becoming with the random pubbies I helped to do this e I'm "Inspect0r_Hound" with a 0 instead of that firstl o, on account of how 1337 I am, throw me on your lists if I'm not in there
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VectorSigma posted:this goes for mk2 noobs as well Yeah. Sewers and proxy mine the top of a ramp. Just below the top of it so they can't see it coming. There's some pipes on the ceiling you could also hide proxies behind. I'm not sure it's perfect because I bet you can speed through them but it's always worked for me. I've found the best way of dealing with Oppressor mk2s is with Oppressor mk2s. Chaff counter measure. As long as you have map awareness you'll beat anything that doesn't have chaff. Flares are pretty useless unless you missed someone targeting you with a homing rocket launcher. Again, map awareness would solve that. The 5 minute cooldown does not count for using your mechanic for calling an Oppressor. If someone is really determined they're going to be a pain in the rear end regardless.
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I bought a Stromberg to gently caress around in over the holidays and have been reliably driving Oppressor nerds crazy by sitting on the bottom of the ocean texting them laughing emojis
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Maybe I'm just on a lower tier of play/am definitely in an odd time zone but I've had Mk 2 problems all of once. lol anyone want to help me do a first full stock bunker sale?
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FFT posted:Maybe I'm just on a lower tier of play/am definitely in an odd time zone but I've had Mk 2 problems all of once. Time zone will probably screw you but hop into Goon Theft Auto discord and say you need help
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