KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Dr Subterfuge: Aug 31, 2005; TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

Who's that fourth over there

The questionable fourth is Cio, I believe.

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Malpais Legate: Oct 1, 2014

eke out posted:

oh good question, i glossed over the 'or is it four?' bit

Allicio is two people.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 04:24

eke out: Feb 24, 2013

Malpais Legate posted:

Allicio is two people.

oh duh

# ? Jan 2, 2020 04:24

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

eke out posted:

oh good question, i glossed over the 'or is it four?' bit

Edit: Beaten like a background character

# ? Jan 2, 2020 04:30

Ashcans: Jan 2, 2006; Let's do the space-time warp again!

Isn't there some weird dude on top of the other rock pillar on the right? Kinda looks like a dark green carapace with some red highlights?

Although that rock looks shorter than then remaining one, so maybe it's just someone in the rubble and doesn't count.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 04:56

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I can't wait to see white chain their poo poo pushed in and then also get scolded again by other angel

# ? Jan 2, 2020 04:56

Dr Subterfuge: Aug 31, 2005; TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

PathAsc posted:

I can't wait to see white chain their poo poo pushed in and then also get scolded again by other angel

It's a finesse versus power match, and White Chain isn't actually even weak, so I'm not expecting an easy win one way or the other.

Ashcans posted:

Isn't there some weird dude on top of the other rock pillar on the right? Kinda looks like a dark green carapace with some red highlights?

Although that rock looks shorter than then remaining one, so maybe it's just someone in the rubble and doesn't count.

Didn't even notice that guy at first. Yeah, it looks like the green dude is out and just has a better vantage point.

Also, looks like the the orange death urchin survived. For some reason this pleases me.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 05:11

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Dr Subterfuge posted:

It's a finesse versus power match, and White Chain isn't actually even weak, so I'm not expecting an easy win one way or the other.

I know, it's just what I want deep down inside

# ? Jan 2, 2020 05:44

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

I'd like to point out that White Chain isn't using Empty Palms. Curse her deviant descent to the Leisure Kicks style!

# ? Jan 2, 2020 05:54

wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

I'm pretty sure the answer any angel gives to "which martial arts do you know" is "all of them."

# ? Jan 2, 2020 05:56

RiotGearEpsilon: Jun 26, 2005; SHAVE ME FROM MY SHELF

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

Who's that fourth over there

Cio

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thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

the master using forbidden techniques they didn't teach the student is as kung fu film as it gets

# ? Jan 2, 2020 06:34

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

wiegieman posted:

I'm pretty sure the answer any angel gives to "which martial arts do you know" is "all of them."

Except KiRata

# ? Jan 2, 2020 06:43

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

I don't think Angels can use Ki Rata, something about the description always implied to me you needed a human body for it to work.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 07:26

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

You have to be able to breathe, at the very least.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 07:32

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Kwyndig posted:

I don't think Angels can use Ki Rata, something about the description always implied to me you needed a human body for it to work.

It draws power from breath, right? Do angels breathe?

# ? Jan 2, 2020 07:33

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

They can talk, so at the very least they can manipulate air.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 07:34

SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

Feel like an Angel would just fall for the same "it's too dangerous to learn" thing if they could even physically learn it.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 07:40

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

lol WC being a dumbass again

# ? Jan 2, 2020 07:40

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

But the wrong kind of dumbass.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 07:44

Mindblast: Jun 28, 2006; Moving at the speed of death.

Sp we are approaching the part thats apparantly going to anger people but we're not there just yet. Just how terrible is this chapter going to end. :thunk:

# ? Jan 2, 2020 08:03

Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

Alicio kills off White Chain like Doppio killed off Abbachio. Calling it.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 08:39

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Grouchio posted:

Alicio kills off White Chain like Doppio killed off Abbachio. Calling it.

I can only loving hope.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:00

Pyrus Malus: Nov 22, 2007; APPLES

Is anybody else reading Gog-Agog's fight commentary like dub Koto from the Yu Yu Hakusho Dark Tournament arc or am I just beyond redemption

# ? Jan 2, 2020 10:25

a computing pun: Jan 1, 2013

pseudorandom name posted:

But the wrong kind of dumbass.

well yeah, WC doesn't look remotely furious

# ? Jan 2, 2020 15:22

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Pyrus Malus posted:

Is anybody else reading Gog-Agog's fight commentary like dub Koto from the Yu Yu Hakusho Dark Tournament arc or am I just beyond redemption

Yeah basically the entire time

Because I'm :brainworms:

# ? Jan 2, 2020 15:46

Lights: Dec 9, 2007; Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

I would really like this to end with Allicio picking White Chain up with her extra long arms and dangling them out of regular-arm's reach while screaming what the gently caress over and over.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 15:49

SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Synthbuttrange posted:

WHITE CHAIN YOU hosed UP HARDER THAN YOU EVER hosed UP BEFORE

Welcome to Royalty

# ? Jan 2, 2020 16:28

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

E: beaten

# ? Jan 2, 2020 17:00

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Xand_Man posted:

It draws power from breath, right? Do angels breathe?

Oh poo poo, it's Hamon!

# ? Jan 2, 2020 17:01

bitprophet: Jul 22, 2004; Taco Defender

Who What Now posted:

Oh poo poo, it's Hamon!

I'm working my way through the JoJos like they're a box of the similarly-named cookies, and it's a bit weird that Stardust Crusaders almost completely switches from Hamon to Stands. Stands are great fun but it's just odd if you read/watched the prior arcs, like, where are these even coming from?

Also, I suspect this joke got made upthread and I just can't remember, but Cio is totally Star Platinum to Allison's Jotaro here. Even the same color scheme!

_{_weeeeeeeebs}

# ? Jan 2, 2020 17:20

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My paper soldiers form a wall / Five paces thick and ora ora ora ora ora ora oraoraoraoraoraoraORAORAORAORAORAAAAAAA

# ? Jan 2, 2020 17:26

SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

I respect White Chain since they are a good moral person and not at all like the rapey bug person or the dumb barista

a shame about the absolute deference to the insanely owned Metatron and getting bullied into doing bad stuff by spikey lads, but ah well, it's probably not going to matter for much longer since they almost certainly are going back to the void. RIP

# ? Jan 3, 2020 00:07

Cowcaster: Aug 7, 2002

you booted me in the head!

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Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

SunAndSpring posted:

I respect White Chain since they are a good moral person

lol no, they're a cop.

# ? Jan 3, 2020 00:14

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

can't believe allicio is loving dead

# ? Jan 3, 2020 00:37

SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

Motherfucker posted:

lol no, they're a cop.

still better than the fanfic writer who makes out with nearly unconscious dying people

truly one hopes that the twist is that Cio is the one who eats poo poo here and not White Chain, but alas, the homestuck fanbase needs a little horned gremlin in the comic or else it shall get restless

# ? Jan 3, 2020 00:39

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

SunAndSpring posted:

I respect White Chain since they are a good moral person and not at all like the rapey bug person or the dumb barista

a shame about the absolute deference to the insanely owned Metatron and getting bullied into doing bad stuff by spikey lads, but ah well, it's probably not going to matter for much longer since they almost certainly are going back to the void. RIP

SunAndSpring posted:

still better than the fanfic writer who makes out with nearly unconscious dying people

truly one hopes that the twist is that Cio is the one who eats poo poo here and not White Chain, but alas, the homestuck fanbase needs a little horned gremlin in the comic or else it shall get restless

this is a really bad gimmick

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

im the sudden rhetorical pivot to calling people homestucks

which, i mean in my case you ain�t wrong but what of it buster

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Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

paranoid randroid posted:

im the sudden rhetorical pivot to calling people homestucks

which, i mean in my case you ain�t wrong but what of it buster

Fefeta did nothing wrong

Because she is good and perfect and sweet and dear in every way

# ? Jan 3, 2020 01:05