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Burt Sexual posted:Are u familiar with dui fines and resulting sr22? Why in the world would I drive. There are apps for that
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Edgar posted:There is one 233 miles south of me and 197 miles north of me. Bah. Order more Jack in the box for later??? That's a good thing. I don't know why I'm just really really wanting the horrible poo poo I'm about to consume.
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Jan 4, 2020 05:31
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Confirmed, dude in front of my wife in the fast food line was the person picking up my order. I'm now watching them on GPS and talking with the wife on the phone because she's mad that she was stuck behind the dude I just placed a $40 order at Jack in the box. Little does she know I got her a shake too.
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Jan 4, 2020 05:40
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I'm working on getting drunk on alcohol
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Jan 4, 2020 05:53
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Classic NOONER!
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Nooner posted:I'm working on getting drunk on alcohol way the gently caress ahead of you
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Jan 4, 2020 08:00
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Jack in the Box still around? Man, there was one near the Sears store where I first got my prescription glasses. I didn't know why other people could see further away than me. I chose glasses that made me look like a dweeb. Only person who helped me realise it was my younger brother. Jack in the Box is gone from there. Now F5 Guys gives you your greasy pleasure.
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Zeluth posted:Jack in the Box still around? Man, there was one near the Sears store where I first got my prescription glasses. I didn't know why other people could see further away than me. There's a JitB next to my apartment complex. I used to get a grilled breakfast sandwich there every Sunday, but I realized that they kinda suck.
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Get one of these for real Don’t gently caress w dui
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Jan 5, 2020 04:24
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Burt Sexual posted:Get one of these for real Hui and lui were always there cooler brothers
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Jan 5, 2020 04:29
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Burt Sexual posted:Get one of these for real I own one of the DOT breathalyzers for work and that thing rules. If I have friends stay the night and we were drinking heavily, I make them do a test before they leave, people don’t realize how long you’re still impaired for the day after.
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Jan 5, 2020 04:42
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i rather have that fabulous beer cozy
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Anyone want an m&m?
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Jan 5, 2020 04:57
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I own one of the DOT breathalyzers for work and that thing rules. If I have friends stay the night and we were drinking heavily, I make them do a test before they leave, people don’t realize how long you’re still impaired for the day after. Username checks out
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Burt Sexual posted:Username checks out It’s the title of a song about hangovers, so it really does.
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Burt Sexual posted:Anyone want an m&m? Where did you get just one? But yes
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Nooner posted:I'm working on getting drunk on alcohol Those gams! Noonere you've changed.
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Drunk posting thread I have a confession, I haven't gotten really drunk since New year's and I'm worrying I'm losing my edge. Please help me back on the path
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Jan 5, 2020 06:30
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i popped some champagne to celebrate the Patriots losing and i was alredy drunk to begin with
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Jan 5, 2020 06:40
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oh cool i got my gang tag!
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Zippy the Bummer posted:oh cool i got my gang tag! From who
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the kind and generous Athanatos in tff
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Congrats Zippy and remember, youre the best team in the AFC South Currently teying to get to an arcade
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drunk mutt posted:Confirmed, dude in front of my wife in the fast food line was the person picking up my order. lol
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Barudak posted:Congrats Zippy and remember, youre the best team in the AFC South That game was hard to watch as a Texans fan. Talk about an emotional roller coaster with the ultimate cliff at the end by having the game rely on Fairbairn of all loving people.
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Ol' Edgar is drunk, waiting for lowtax LIVESTREAM in 10ish minutes. Had a few shots of jimbeam mixed with HENRYS hard seltzers. Should be a ball!
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Edgar posted:Ol' Edgar is drunk, waiting for lowtax LIVESTREAM in 10ish minutes. Had a few shots of jimbeam mixed with HENRYS hard seltzers. Should be a ball! Link us up E oh never mind ! I never look at stickies Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Jan 6, 2020 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Link us up Just in case people forget about the stickies.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN4FHSH5JGU
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drunk mutt posted:Confirmed, dude in front of my wife in the fast food line was the person picking up my order. Need an update on this. Did the shake fix things??
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It’s 4 am and Tone Loc is on my YouTube mix. It’s kind of gross, and if you were as date rapey as his hit single, you’d be rightly kicked in the ribs for a while and pepper sprayed, and when you have a hard time breathing, it’d be because of the... Spicy hot edema. E:gently caress tone loc though, that song is really gross. Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Jan 6, 2020 |
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just ripped open another case mother FUCKER NO ONE CAN STOP ME https://youtu.be/tBwpDRspAhU you mother fuckers drink and gently caress!!!!
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werewolf jones is my spirit animal
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Woah y'all should try being drunk and real tired it's wild as hell None of my thoughts make any sense
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i'm smashed and working on something it probly wont be good
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i'm smashed and working on something it probly wont be good I seen your peanut butter posts you madman never stop whatever the hell you're doing
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i did it and it could be better but i'm pleased with it
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Going to a house party after the bar with vodka was maybe a bit much
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The General posted:Need an update on this. Did the shake fix things?? I woke up with all my appendages intact, so I'm leaning towards that it did.
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Eldercain posted:Woah y'all should try being drunk and real tired it's wild as hell Winter breaks my sleep cycle so the other night I was drunk and awake til 830 in the morning, it was a trip.
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