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Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer

mallratcal posted:

How could you forget the song All for Love by Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting!?

I can't think of that movie without thinking of Cary Elwes saying, "Because unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."

Paladinus posted:

What do you think was in that bottle? Apple juice, imo.

One vote for iced tea.

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
how long until hollywood gets confused and tries to make peter pan again, like 8 weeks?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Cubone posted:

how long until hollywood gets confused and tries to make peter pan again, like 8 weeks?

Uhm. How could you forget?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2eFSwrdbtw

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Cubone posted:

how long until hollywood gets confused and tries to make peter pan again, like 8 weeks?

About a month after another Cinderella.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Does IP cost that much? Gotta do 20 public domain movies a year? Where's my gritty Jack & the Beanstalk reboot? Why haven't we had 4 Hansel & Gretel movies in the last 5 years?

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





General Dog posted:

RDJ Doolittle looks like it’s a comedy so dire that Disney cut the trailer to make it seem like it’s not a comedy.

maybe the people who cut trailers learned their lesson and now ignore the one or two decent jokes subpar comedies have to leave something for the full movie

i'm sure the unexpected chuckle raises audience metadata scoring by 0.3

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

PostNouveau posted:

Does IP cost that much? Gotta do 20 public domain movies a year? Where's my gritty Jack & the Beanstalk reboot? Why haven't we had 4 Hansel & Gretel movies in the last 5 years?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

It's going to be Ben Hur all over again.

PostNouveau posted:

Where's my gritty Jack & the Beanstalk reboot?

You just had one seven years ago.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



PostNouveau posted:

Does IP cost that much? Gotta do 20 public domain movies a year? Where's my gritty Jack & the Beanstalk reboot? Why haven't we had 4 Hansel & Gretel movies in the last 5 years?

Hell, it's been 7 years now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA-KpLcAFoA

edit: gently caress you both, beaten on both fronts

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

super sweet best pal posted:

It's going to be Ben Hur all over again.


You just had one seven years ago.

there was two actually, since the asylum put one out to try to trick old people into buying theirs

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


PostNouveau posted:

Does IP cost that much? Gotta do 20 public domain movies a year? Where's my gritty Jack & the Beanstalk reboot? Why haven't we had 4 Hansel & Gretel movies in the last 5 years?

Jack the Giant Slayer, baby!

PS. There is a Hansel & Gretel movie coming out this year as well.

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

Awww I kind of like this one as a dumb fun action movie.

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super sweet best pal posted:

It's going to be Ben Hur all over again.

I literally only know that movie exists because of the video they did about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aomqbq5eIB0

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i am upset at it being mentioned that jack and the giant killer slayer was 7 years ago. colin came on because he worked on the vfx for it. time needs to stop so i can enjoy more product.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Here's the next Hansel & Gretel, movie. But now it's Gretel & Hansel to fit the times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0rbHzxL_AA

And it comes out in gently caress You it's January.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Trash, please end.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
is that the girl from the vvitch. thats pretty insanely specific typecasting

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

rich lookin a bit old

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


violent sex idiot posted:

is that the girl from the vvitch. thats pretty insanely specific typecasting

It's the girl from the IT movies.

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Rinkles posted:

rich lookin a bit old

That's what a lifetime of not drinking will do to you

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
gretel and hansel is directed by oz perkins, who makes actually good horror movies

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Origami Dali posted:

gretel and hansel is directed by oz perkins, who makes actually good horror movies

I wonder what giant franchise he will be handed after this movie?

moolchaba
Jul 21, 2007
How much is the patreon to wear a stuffed bear outfit and sit on jenny's bed during a review?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

moolchaba posted:

How much is the patreon to wear a stuffed bear outfit and sit on jenny's bed during a review?

:frogout:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

super sweet best pal posted:

Trash, please end.

No.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Monkey Fracas posted:

Typically flamboyant Zorro in typical Zorro time period but he's got the Nolan Batman voice

Change nothing else

And while finding images for this, there were apparently TWO Zorro movies with Banderas? I only ever thought there was one....

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Rinkles posted:

rich lookin a bit old

he is a lot old

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

In potentially non-trash news,

https://twitter.com/BootsRiley/status/1213631689076789248

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Over the holidays Mike drank the digital de-aging budget

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

super sweet best pal posted:

Trash, please end.

it's endlessssssssssss

Firebert
Aug 16, 2004
they should try to adapt island of dr moreau again, idk who they get for a bloated sundowning doctor this time, maybe bruce willis

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
We clearly need a new Frankenstein, Dracula, Phantom of the Opera, and A Christmas Carol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
universal owns 3/4 of those. remember the Dark Universe?

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Nov 8, 2018

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Firebert posted:

they should try to adapt island of dr moreau again, idk who they get for a bloated sundowning doctor this time, maybe bruce willis

They absolutely should doe Island of Dr. Moreau, especially because you know it would be horny.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




General Dog posted:

RDJ Doolittle looks like it’s a comedy so dire that Disney cut the trailer to make it seem like it’s not a comedy.

It's not Disney... it's Universal... the company that just lost $70mil on Cats.

Doolittle's budget is $175m.

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....
It's gonna be the Island of Dr. Monue with the body horror of the CATS movie. Maybe even reuse some of the footage to recoup some cost?

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Gripweed posted:

They absolutely should doe Island of Dr. Moreau, especially because you know it would be horny.

Have Richard Stanley do it. :getin:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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eric ciaramella posted:

universal owns 3/4 of those. remember the Dark Universe?

Universal owns none of those, they are all public domain

LabyaMynora posted:

Have Richard Stanley do it. :getin:

stop motion could work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgo9dJB_icw

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

moolchaba posted:

How much is the patreon to wear a stuffed bear outfit and sit on jenny's bed during a review?

:chast2b:

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