Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
we briefed him wrong, as a joke

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

cda posted:

Oh my loving God. How is America still a world power with these idiots in charge. From the Times:

*military official puts hands in pockets, walks away whistling nervously*

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Raskolnikov38 posted:

so which member of the joint chiefs do we ship to iran for a ceremonial beheading

betsy devos erik prince family pack

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


animist posted:

Does anyone have something that explains what was going down in Libya before the Suleimani thing came up? I wasn't following that

Erdogan taking advantage of the empire making GBS threads itself to set himself up as the regional power

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

cda posted:

Oh my loving God. How is America still a world power with these idiots in charge. From the Times:

i know! lets out-think a senile dumbass


oh gently caress we got owned

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Grondoth posted:

From the reading and listening I've done in order to figure out who the gently caress the guy we assassinated was, he's right. Chuds won't like it, but he was an exemplary general, one of the ones that leads the field and shows how things can be done.

Iran was better and more effective at building up influence in the middle east than the US.

Plus having a successful troll war with everyone from Israel to Saudi Arab.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

CharlestheHammer posted:

we briefed him wrong, as a joke

i don't know who needs to hear this but 👏ironic 👏briefing👏 is👏 still 👏briefing

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

cda posted:

i don't know who needs to hear this but 👏ironic 👏briefing👏 is👏 still 👏briefing

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/xrotnofsky/status/1213599829294751749

i love this lovely future

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

cda posted:

Oh my loving God. How is America still a world power with these idiots in charge. From the Times:

I am an engineer contractor and I know to never give an option to a customer that you don't want them to pick. These loving morons can't even do the basics of information control.

For me its just I gotta spend more money. Their downside is millions of dead people god loving drat it.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
e: wrong thread

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


CharlestheHammer posted:

we briefed him wrong, as a joke

And then when he picked the worst option they went with it. We all know ttumps got no attention span or memory for these kinds of things, they could have just pretended to have carried it out, and he would have believed his Big Handsome Generals

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jose posted:

Hmm yes let's offer a president who is suffering from dementia and is retarded an extreme option to make the rest seem moderate

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lmao this is the chain of command of reasonable people that will totally stop Trump from nuking someone

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jose posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:yeshaha:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

cool dance moves posted:

And then when he picked the worst option they went with it. We all know ttumps got no attention span or memory for these kinds of things, they could have just pretended to have carried it out, and he would have believed his Big Handsome Generals

they totally could have. "whoops, sorry sir, turns out he got away. better luck next time!"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Zeno-25 posted:

Lmao this is the chain of command of reasonable people that will totally stop Trump from nuking someone

I wonder how close Trump is to 1945 crazy rear end Hitler in Bunker in which he was moving around imaginatively formations on the map and also paranoid about getting backstabbed by his inner circle?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7PmzdINGZk

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

uber_stoat posted:

they totally could have. "whoops, sorry sir, turns out he got away. better luck next time!"

Lol just saying oh oops we thought you pick this other option would probably have worked.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

CharlestheHammer posted:

we briefed him wrong, as a joke

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

CharlestheHammer posted:

we briefed him wrong, as a joke

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Raccooon posted:

I am an engineer contractor and I know to never give an option to a customer that you don't want them to pick. These loving morons can't even do the basics of information control.

For me its just I gotta spend more money. Their downside is millions of dead people god loving drat it.
can confirm this is true for architecture as well

real estate developers will definitely pick the option you don't want

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

CharlestheHammer posted:

we briefed him wrong, as a joke

are they using a new calendar, because I think that's still the proper new year

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

cool dance moves posted:

You know what, I'd be ok with war turning into countries offering up their respective leaders to other countries to be executed. Beats slaughtering civilians

Hunger games head of states edition.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

cda posted:

Oh my loving God. How is America still a world power with these idiots in charge. From the Times:

2020 is so loving stupid

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

CharlestheHammer posted:

we briefed him wrong, as a joke






i do worry that trumps ability to absorb blame for literally anything can be misused to absolve the responsibilities of equally culpable actors

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Agrajag posted:

2020 is so loving stupid

This year is 4 days old.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

CharlestheHammer posted:

we briefed him wrong, as a joke

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

cda posted:

Oh my loving God. How is America still a world power with these idiots in charge. From the Times:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQ55S-DJsM

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is


i can't believe the likud crowd thinks this will play out in their favor

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Paramemetic posted:

This year is 4 days old.

I made a joke that I was the anti-christ as my 33 birthday was approaching and this all kicked off on my birthday.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

CharlestheHammer posted:

we briefed him wrong, as a joke

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

cool dance moves posted:

And then when he picked the worst option they went with it. We all know ttumps got no attention span or memory for these kinds of things, they could have just pretended to have carried it out, and he would have believed his Big Handsome Generals
would you cross trump when he just fired the secretary of the navy over an incident involving keeping the navy trident for a convicted war criminal seal when he retired lol

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



America hasnt been solidly middle class for 30 years

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

America hasnt been solidly middle class for 30 years

Middle class is $10 to $50,000

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

America hasnt been solidly middle class for 30 years

It's that statistic that half of "middle class" families couldn't pay an unexpected $500 bill extrapolated out to military recruiting.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 28 days!)

That's a lot of Mayor Petes trying to pad out their resumes

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Imagine getting your legs blown off trying to invade Iran for Trump lol

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
dying for trump reelection campaign!

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Imagine willingly signing up to take orders from Donald Trump lmao how hosed in the head do you have to be

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Screams TURMP as a scud blows your arms and legs off like they were spring loaded.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply