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Gripweed posted:a quick google shows that there was a Jedi Hutt. Lol at the shittiest ripoff of Duke leto ii
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I know they made all Bothans spies. Did they make all Mon Calamari starship captains?
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Flophouse had a fun bit about what happened after Rey said her name was Skywalker. That lady called the cops. As far as anyone on Tatooine knows Luke Skywalker, a quiet kid who enjoyed shooting rats, killed his family and burned down their home then fled on a ship with an outlaw smuggler who killed a Rodian on his way out, and a crazy hermit who chopped off a guys arm on the way out. a lot of the movie really only makes sense if you've seen the other movies, like rey and poe and co. must have actually seen the different star wars movies, that's the only way their actions make sense in the movie (aside from it being lazy writing, I know I know). rey must have been a big fan of ANH especially.
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Hold onto your rear end for Medium Yoda Adventures https://twitter.com/starwarstuff/status/1213637281925517312?s=19
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ROS was ok. A lot of dumb poo poo, and pacing is all over the place, but it's perfectly fine if you just want to shut your brain off and watch space splosions. LOL at people freaking out over it.
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its all nice on rice posted:ROS was ok. A lot of dumb poo poo, and pacing is all over the place, but it's perfectly fine if you just want to shut your brain off and watch space splosions. It's very important that everyone else acknowledges that Star Wars/Marvel/DCU are bad.
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Anyone have a link to the I'm Afraid of Americans version of Rem Lazar that got made in the old thread? That was great.
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super sweet best pal posted:Anyone have a link to the I'm Afraid of Americans version of Rem Lazar that got made in the old thread? That was great. Sure do! https://soundcloud.com/stanley-swanson-150846885/rem-lezardust-im-afraid-of-rem-lezar
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Dmitri-9 posted:I know they made all Bothans spies. Did they make all Mon Calamari starship captains? Yes, pretty much. Being from a water planet, Mon Cals have a natural aptitude for spatial orientation in three dimensions and make excellent space battle tacticians.
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First of May posted:Yes, pretty much. Being from a water planet, Mon Cals have a natural aptitude for spatial orientation in three dimensions and make excellent space battle tacticians. Wouldn't the same be true for Gungans?
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BexGu posted:Hold onto your rear end for Medium Yoda Adventures so this is kotor timeline? i remember reading something about that
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Zeta Acosta posted:so this is kotor timeline? i remember reading something about that kotor was 4000 years before the moopies, these would be 400.
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reignofevil posted:https://youtu.be/FT5D7rJ8TPQ I just watched this again and for the first time I noticed that the World Trade Center towers are on the cover of the VHS box in the lower right hand corner. So much from Rich Evans's "guess" as to where they were going to find the highest place. HACK.FRAUDS!!!
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Zeta Acosta posted:so this is kotor timeline? i remember reading something about that DoctorStrangelove posted:kotor was 4000 years before the moopies, these would be 400.  Also, they were apparently toying with the idea of making a Game of Thrones game (in the year 2000!) before Lucasarts cold-called them and they were put on the path of making a Star War. Now there's an alternate history to ponder...
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The Kins posted:I was reading a magazine the other day (like a caveman) and there was an interview about the making of the original KOTOR. The folks who made that game don't think a KOTOR movie would work because, frankly, they ripped off a lot of scenes from the original trilogy and it'd be a lot more obvious when you're watching it instead of playing it. well lucas ripped off kurosawa, god dammit now i want an 2000s obsidian seven samurais game
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JoJo Rabbit is real good. Could use more Sam Rockwell and Rebel Wilson though.
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Golden Globes list https://deadline.com/2020/01/2020-golden-globes-winners-list-1202821140/
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PostNouveau posted:JoJo Rabbit is real good. Could use more Sam Rockwell and Rebel Wilson though. [stares unblinking] Oh you mean ironically! Every movie needs a lot of Sam Rockwell and Rebel Wilson, because they're suuuuch good actors. Golden Globes posted:BEST ACTRESS – DRAMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF2FGMOBsjM
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luchajones posted:Golden Globes list At least Chernobyl won a couple awards. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is great but I don't know about award-winning. I haven't seen 1917 yet.
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luchajones posted:Golden Globes list oh hey Chernobyl and parasite won in their categories. nice
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Zeta Acosta posted:so this is kotor timeline? i remember reading something about that no its not and I will have an aneurysm if they make this garbage instead of kotor
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revwinnebago posted:[stares unblinking] Huh? They were the funniest parts.
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The Kins posted:I was reading a magazine the other day (like a caveman) and there was an interview about the making of the original KOTOR. The folks who made that game don't think a KOTOR movie would work because, frankly, they ripped off a lot of scenes from the original trilogy and it'd be a lot more obvious when you're watching it instead of playing it. It was smart enough to take emotional beats but not actual plot points of the original trilogy. John Kotor starts off an everyman but becomes a space-wizard, but his starting point is as an unassuming soldier who develops a bizarre connection with a Jedi, instead of Luke who was a farmer and was the son of a jedi. There's the part where our heroes save a damsel in distress, but how that goes down is very different. The most important thing that's different but still similar is the Big Reveal and then its impact on the Final Confrontation. John Kotor being Revan is still a huge "holy poo poo" moment like "I am your father!" was but the content and implication of this reveal is different enough. Just like the movies, the reveal also adds much more complexity to the relationship between the main hero and main villain. But the nature of the relationship is different enough that it doesn't feel like the same poo poo again. The plot being structured very differently (mostly a product of it being a game) also helped. I've long been of the opinion that kotor tried to do the same thing as The Force Awakens: recapture what was appealing of the first three movies. But it actually succeeded at it. And of course kotor 2 was a much more successful version of The Last Jedi.
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Andro Dunos posted:The Golden Globes should be three hours of celebrities getting roasted and the winners can get their awards later off-camera. I enjoyed the fat Englishman calling all of Hollywood pedophiles, and pointing out Apple Boss Tim Apple as running a China sweatshop Also Tom Hanks making a face at the harsh truths being said in his vicinity
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I enjoyed Marriage Story, but I think the perfect viewing experience would be seeing it in the theaters, four rows in front of a surly Brooklyner who just keeps saying “DIS FUGGIN’ BITCH” over and over again.
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General Dog posted:I enjoyed Marriage Story, but I think the perfect viewing experience would be seeing it in the theaters, four rows in front of a surly Brooklyner who just keeps saying “DIS FUGGIN’ BITCH” over and over again. That’s how I watched Schindler’s List
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:That’s how I watched Schindler’s List Mel Gibson?
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BexGu posted:Hold onto your rear end for Medium Yoda Adventures Not the Yoda we know. This Yoda fucks.
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*opening scroll* Another woman has come forward with allegations of sexual misconduct against Yoda, bringing the Jedi Master’s list of accusers to 17.
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420 Gank Mid posted:no its not and I will have an aneurysm if they make this garbage instead of kotor if kotor is the garbage you like, why the gently caress would ever want them to touch that?
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