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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/cEtZOxu.mp4

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

:cumpolice:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Wtf is happening here? Some sort of chemical reaction?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bike tory posted:

Wtf is happening here? Some sort of chemical reaction?

Probably just using ice or something to cool it down.

Pasco
Oct 2, 2010

bike tory posted:

Wtf is happening here? Some sort of chemical reaction?

Smoke is, generally speaking, heavier than air.

Smoke rises, generally speaking, due to the convection currents caused by the combustion that creates it.

The incense being burned here seems to burn inside out, with a "chimney" at the base, so the smoke falls instead of rising.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


I’ve heard a lot of those inverted incense burners use incense with some sweet heavy metals in them to really encourage the smoke downward. No clue if that’s true but take it into consideration.

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

Bad Munki posted:

I’ve heard a lot of those inverted incense burners use incense with some sweet heavy metals in them to really encourage the smoke downward. No clue if that’s true but take it into consideration.

I'm more keen on umami heavy metals, so ymmv.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Got one of these for my girlfriend for her birthday. The air in the room needs to be ABSOLUTELY still. Breathing near it can blow the smoke away. It’s just a cone incense with a hole drilled from the bottom up.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/lbt1maJ.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

loving incredible

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

DaveKap posted:

Thanks but unfortunately that wasn't the one I used, since it doesn't work in stylish.

You need to remove the [url] tags from the first couple lines.

The forums are set to "automatically parse URLs" which adds the tags.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Megillah Gorilla posted:

You need to remove the [url] tags from the first couple lines.

The forums are set to "automatically parse URLs" which adds the tags.

I'm using pretty much the same script with Greasemonkey, I think, and it didn't have the URL tags but it's not working in Firefox:

JavaScript code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/[/url]
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/*[/url]
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Megillah Gorilla posted:

You need to remove the [url] tags from the first couple lines.

The forums are set to "automatically parse URLs" which adds the tags.
Yeah, I know. Still doesn't work though. Stylish doesn't even understand the userscript section and breaks on the first variable so whatever I had was something completely different.

BTW you can hit the checkbox under the forum post text input where it says "Automatically parse URLs: automatically adds [url]https:// and [/url] around internet addresses." and then it won't put the tags in the code.
Oh neat it adds https:// to the url tag though, even with that unchecked. This forum is dumb.

DaveKap has a new favorite as of 09:27 on Jan 5, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Bad Munki posted:

I’ve heard a lot of those inverted incense burners use incense with some sweet heavy metals in them to really encourage the smoke downward. No clue if that’s true but take it into consideration.

The chemistry of that idea is… questionable.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

Bad Munki posted:

I’ve heard a lot of those inverted incense burners use incense with some sweet heavy metals in them to really encourage the smoke downward. No clue if that’s true but take it into consideration.

That doesn't work that way.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/HFFPFlm.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound
https://i.imgur.com/VAPtcUx.mp4

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



https://i.imgur.com/2ci82T9.mp4

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Weirdly wholesome

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Alternatively, watch the YouTube video from the original creator and without the stolen-and-reused-by-someone-else stamp of shame in the corner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1EzkRpelY

And then watch it at .75 or .5 speed and imagine it's your drunk uncle.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



https://i.imgur.com/NKkELdu.mp4

Dikkfor
Feb 4, 2010
It's afraid...

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


January at the gym

https://i.imgur.com/E2Z4mFu.gifv

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Have something home-grown...

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Cartoon Man posted:

January at the gym


I mean that's a good work-out right, can't deny that

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/vEbHYME.gifv
Take a screenshot during this gif, whatever it lands on you have to watch.



Lol, somebody help me out here...

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Cartoon Man posted:



Lol, somebody help me out here...

Have fun watching the 9/11 suffering porn movie

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Glagha posted:

Have fun watching the 9/11 suffering porn movie

Is that the title? Should I google 9/11 porn to find out?

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Cartoon Man posted:

Is that the title? Should I google 9/11 porn to find out?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Ugh, we’ll at least it’s on amazon prime according to IMDB. drat you Nicholas Cage roulette, why couldn’t I get Face off or wicker man or something.

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry

Cartoon Man posted:

Ugh, we’ll at least it’s on amazon prime according to IMDB. drat you Nicholas Cage roulette, why couldn’t I get Face off or wicker man or something.

I got wicker man one day at a 711. The other 2 are from a salvation army.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vEbHYME.gifv
Take a screenshot during this gif, whatever it lands on you have to watch.



Lol, somebody help me out here...

Landed on Frozen Ground, second try landed on Kiss of Death, which loving rules.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007



J-J-J-JACKPOT

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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I mean I figured what I said would just result in you googling "nicholas cage 911" which makes it the first hit but yeah it's World Trade Center.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

You could be a movie buff and not recognize this one at all.


But you could go "is that by chance a third of Laurence Fishburne's face?" and then discover it is from Running with the Devil (2019). Which is probably direct-to-video thrash, so I think I won't be watching it.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Direct-to-netflix trash

Cage is a combination restauranteur/cocaine cartel assassin.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

The Little Death posted:

Direct-to-netflix trash

Cage is a combination restauranteur/cocaine cartel assassin.

But what is the movie about?

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Perestroika posted:

But what is the movie about?

Weirdly enough? Housing debt.

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Nic Cage is amazing, you all should be ashamed

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