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Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

StashAugustine posted:

War, Johnny! We're going to war!

Gonna do the Idiocracy was a documentary bit but with Starship Troopers.

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Centrist Committee posted:

Strong starship trooper vibes

ah so this is the space force

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


The Ultimate Doge posted:

Yeah people who don't take precautions to prevent an unwanted life-changing event because it feels a little better that way are definitely just as smart as everybody else

lmao ur so dumb

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

the funny thing is they're trying to recreate communist afghanistan vs taliban controlled afghanistan

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

THS posted:

cant overstate the symbolic power of a blowed up carrier

death star destroyed by luke skywaker as an islamic fable.jpg

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


inkblot posted:

This is actually a very prescient point about why Trump isn't some weird aberration of the US, but instead is a distilled essence of our policies. The US looks at the rest of the world as either enemies or property. If you aren't actively working to enrich us you're a villain who should be destroyed as quickly and as harshly as possible. There are no "equals" in our empire, no real allies - just subservient states or rogue nations.

yeah trumo just stopped pretending because he has the bigliest brain

:smugdon:

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

unconfirmed reports of rockets hitting a base with US troops, camp taji in iraq

https://twitter.com/FarsNews_Agency/status/1214655018953068545

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Communist Thoughts posted:

theres no real guarantee that once the nukes start flying even that happens tbh.

if america nukes iran to slag then what happens? american reputation goes to poo poo and possibly civil unrest if the dogs of the great satan even have that much fight left in them. is the idea that china or russia would intervene to start a global nuclear war on irans behalf?

e tbh one of the most dangerous things i think would be having a limited nuclear exchange and realising the world didnt end over it and nukes get normalised

No one knows where a nuke is heading, they just see an ICBM being launched. You have less than three minutes to make a call before your entire country is possibly destroyed.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Honestly it doesn't look like that bad of a photoshop to me

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
I definitely could not do a photoshop that good

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

yeah it looks pretty convincing

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

ya'll need to go to the eye doctor because you might have boomer vision if that looks believable to you

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
not really she kind of sticks out but I don’t think you can really photoshop your way around that

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
Mostly the flowers on the back of the bike are what I couldn't do. Too many fiddly edges

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
tbh a hot war with iran will probably stymie a nominally anti war candidate like Bernie winning an election in the first year of the war because Americans will view de-escalation as losing, this is less an attempt by trump to avoid impeachment news cycle or w/e and more capitalism once again preemptively favoring fascism to a rising popular sympathy for socialism

but ultimately war with iran will further solidify socialist thinking in gen z which will be necessary in the future

The boomers lived through the greatest expansion of the american empire and reaped its benefits, sapping any of their own counter-culture tendencies and forgetting the leftist sympathies of the great generation

gen z will live through the decline and socialism will be the only alternative to barbarism

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Modest Mao posted:

tbh a hot war with iran will probably stymie a nominally anti war candidate like Bernie winning an election in the first year of the war because Americans will view de-escalation as losing

but ultimately war with iran will further solidify socialist thinking in gen z which will be necessary in the future

The boomers lived through the greatest expansion of the american empire and reaped its benefits, sapping any of their own counter-culture tendencies and forgetting the leftist sympathies of the great generation

gen z will live through the decline and socialism will be the only alternative to barbarism

It's very generous of you to believe that Americans would choose socialism over barbarism

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

https://mobile.twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/1214081448539377664

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
stupid loving embedding cutting off the text

https://twitter.com/sopranosnocnxt/status/1089260354385760256?s=20

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Crusader posted:

unconfirmed reports of rockets hitting a base with US troops, camp taji in iraq

https://twitter.com/FarsNews_Agency/status/1214655018953068545

https://twitter.com/BarzanSadiq/sta...ingawful.com%2F

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Modest Mao posted:

tbh a hot war with iran will probably stymie a nominally anti war candidate like Bernie winning an election in the first year of the war because Americans will view de-escalation as losing, this is less an attempt by trump to avoid impeachment news cycle or w/e and more capitalism once again preemptively favoring fascism to a rising popular sympathy for socialism

but ultimately war with iran will further solidify socialist thinking in gen z which will be necessary in the future

The boomers lived through the greatest expansion of the american empire and reaped its benefits, sapping any of their own counter-culture tendencies and forgetting the leftist sympathies of the great generation

gen z will live through the decline and socialism will be the only alternative to barbarism

The key would be the perception of US losses during that year. For a hot war with Iran to benefit Trump, it would require the perception that it is at least going semi-well, or at least that the US is making "progress", whatever that means.

I think Bernie is the only candidate that could pull it off, but I do think there's a genuine opportunity for an antiwar candidate to harness the blowback from a hypothetical hot war to win in spite of Trump's attempt to rally around the flag.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
a war would be disastrous for pro war candidates right now.

people are sick of war and only quick and easy success will get them back into it.

if we did get quick and easy success it would be disastrous for Bernie tho

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bernie as candidate would bring out the people who hate endless wars but never vote because they have no outlet

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

a cool thing about a hot war with iran is that it would immediately go bad in an undeniably embarrassing way for trump and the only response his dumb thug brain would allow him to have is to escalate to nukes

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007

SpaceGoku posted:

a cool thing about a hot war with iran is that it would immediately go bad in an undeniably embarrassing way for trump and the only response his dumb thug brain would allow him to have is to escalate to nukes

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

SpaceGoku posted:

a cool thing about a hot war with iran is that it would immediately go bad in an undeniably embarrassing way for trump and the only response his dumb thug brain would allow him to have is to escalate to nukes

If the US nukes Tehran with 10 million people I think that probably anyone who has nukes would just launch them all at the US.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Hamelekim posted:

If the US nukes Tehran with 10 million people I think that probably anyone who has nukes would just launch them all at the US.

good, make sure one is aimed at me

sick zip everywhere
Jul 21, 2010
I'm not saying I think the CIA has secret heart attack powder. And I'm not saying that I think they've killed a president in the past.

But if he has a heart attack I want credit for calling it.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Hamelekim posted:

If the US nukes Tehran with 10 million people I think that probably anyone who has nukes would just launch them all at the US.

probably not but it would be interesting to see what happens when literally every other country on the planet implements sanctions or a full embargo against the US simultaneously.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Since we live in the most stupid of worlds, the only reason Trump's Brexit^2 gambit will fail is that Iran and Iraq differ in only one letter.

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

CharlestheHammer posted:

if we did get quick and easy success it would be disastrous for Bernie tho

lmao at the architects of iraq and afghanistan pulling off anything quick, easy, or successful

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
yeah if the US nukes Tehran it will establish that the US is willing to use nukes at pretty much any time with flimsy or no justification which will send the entire rest of the planet into panic mode, and it's entirely possible that someone in either Russia or China decides that since the US is inevitably going to nuke them too eventually they should take what little advantage they're going to get and strike before that happens

I want to stress that 'if the US nukes Tehran' is an extremely big 'if', though. despite certain lunatics in high positions in US military leadership really wanting to use them in both Korea and Vietnam it never happened, even though the US outright lost one of those wars and the other was an inconclusive stalemate that they would have lost if they didn't manage to work out a negotiated truce.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Spime Wrangler posted:

lmao at the architects of iraq and afghanistan pulling off anything quick, easy, or successful

Iraq was quick and easy.

I’m not talking about long term there isn’t really any long term objective we can even do in Iran instead of trying Iraq again but harder

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
is there a war yet

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

No. But saving 4 posterity

Anukis
Jan 23, 2006

I'm an empathetic, sensitive, educated, intellectually curious non-idiot. Hi.

animist posted:

u know people get abortions cause birth control isn't 100% effective right

also in a lot of my dumbfuck country you basically have to luck into a sex education by accident cause you're sure as hell not getting one in school

e: lol

And whose fault is THAT?!?!?!

... oh, also colonialism's.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Algund Eenboom posted:

No. But saving 4 posterity

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

Anukis posted:

And whose fault is THAT?!?!?!

... oh, also colonialism's.

personally I blame the English

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

multiple reports of incoming fire to Al-Asad airbase:

https://twitter.com/nafisehkBBC/status/1214682129197666305

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
:yeshaha:

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gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Modest Mao posted:

but ultimately war with iran will further solidify socialist thinking in gen z which will be necessary in the future

i find the amount of faith people have in gen z very hard to understand.

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