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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Fartington Butts posted:

Saw a porn where a lady did it once. Thought it was fuckin' weird.

Like.

Why would you let the weird pee get all over you.

You know that poo poo's warm. Ever piss outside when it's hella cold? IT STEAMS.

Lady drinkin' that piss steam.

EDIT: Or a dude. Or a nonbinary. Consume piss all you want. Still weird.

can a person with girl parts drink their own piss standing up?

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Lucavi
May 12, 2002
remember cannibal, the fyad with a pee gulping stickman

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


listen i'm sure every time we pee there are a few tiny pee atoms that naturally splatter and end up in your mouth it's perfectly normal

Seizon
Oct 10, 2011



post it if you got it

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Fleetwood Crack posted:

I've (unintentionally) tasted small amounts of cat and probably dog urine, but never human.

How do you accidentally taste two different types of animal urine?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you keep your toothbrush in your bathroom you've consumed enough piss over the years to constitute a glass or two I'm sure

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Colonel Cancer posted:

If you keep your toothbrush in your bathroom you've consumed enough piss over the years to constitute a glass or two I'm sure

a tall glass or a short glass? i'm doubtful

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Lol if you brush your teeth. piss mouth

Lucavi
May 12, 2002
pee is good for you

Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames

Sekenr posted:

Seriously, what are the benefits? This is like worst of both worlds, piss fetishist will likely find the resulting concoction unsatisfying and everybody else will feel that they sort of drank piss anyway

the benefits?
immune system boosted
sharper vision (it's like eating an entire bag of carrots)
significantly lower white cell count
reduces packet loss

just to name a few

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Colonel Cancer posted:

If you keep your toothbrush in your bathroom you've consumed enough piss over the years to constitute a glass or two I'm sure

What if you keep the lid closed when flushing?

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
gatorade is actually human pee OP

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Live Free posted:

the benefits?

sharper vision (it's like eating an entire bag of carrots)

example of how pee enhances your vision



highly recommended

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Fleetwood Crack posted:

I've (unintentionally) tasted small amounts of cat and probably dog urine, but never human.

Live a little.

Seizon
Oct 10, 2011



LabyaMynora posted:

What if you keep the lid closed when flushing?

cringe

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




ive been peed on. it's kinda gross if i'm honest and the flavour is not pleasant.

not my fetish

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Live Free posted:

the benefits?
immune system boosted
sharper vision (it's like eating an entire bag of carrots)
significantly lower white cell count
reduces packet loss

just to name a few

drat I've been losing my packets all over the place, would drinking piss really help?

Does it do anything for blue tooth?

Seizon
Oct 10, 2011



hemale in pain posted:

ive been peed on. it's kinda gross if i'm honest and the flavour is not pleasant.

not my fetish

it might have just been the wrong kind of piss. lots of my friends swore off beer until they tried sours (like ciders but beer)

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Having never tasted piss I can’t pass judgement on how it tastes either way. Maybe it’s great, I really don’t know for certain.

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

No, I drink it because it’s sterile and I like the taste

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
It goes great with taking boatloads of amphetamines,

recycle, reduce, reuse baby

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

Washing your hands : before or after you pee (or both)

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

I'm a before kind of guy

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Everyday I wake up and open palm slam some piss in my face

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


One time pissed into a big gulp cup while driving and took a big swig on accident because I put it right next to the one I was drinking. 0/10 experience

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
This thread is horny as hell

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I went to this party a long time ago where this group of trust fund kids "filmakers" were paying people assloads of money the whole night to do gross/painful poo poo. It was back when Jackass/bumfights was really popular and these guys were paying random people at the party to beat each other up, injure themselves, flash tits, gently caress on the filthy floor of this frat house basement, they even got some guy to put a floor sander on his dick although lucky for him it didn't do much.

Anyways, one of our friends had brought his homeschooled looking cousin with him and this kid was not dealing well with everything that was going on around him. The whole night he was just like "oh my god I can't believe this! This is so wrong!" and he'd storm out of the room looking like he was going to cry. Then he'd come back 5 minutes later and watch some more lol.

Near the end of the night, one of the money guys was like "who wants to get pissed on?!" and the homeschool cousin ecstatically jumps up and runs to the front of the crowd going "me me me!" I looked over at my friend and he had the most massive :wtf: look on his face. Cousin proceeds to lay on the floor and some chick squats over his head and pisses straight into his mouth, meanwhile 2 dudes are standing on each side of him with their dicks out just pissing all over him. After it's over he hops up with a massive piss eating grin on his face, giggling and looking like he had just won the superbowl. He was just covered head to toe in piss and I've never seen someone so happy. I don't remember exactly what he said afterwards but it was something along the lines of "haha that was funny. I don't mind haha. just jokes!" and then he ran off and jumped in the pool.

Funniest poo poo I've ever seen in my life.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

flashman posted:

Washing your hands : before or after you pee (or both)

How bout washing your hands with your pee? Time saving, efficient, and helps mother Gaia

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/former-bodybuilder-gave-food-urine-heres-thats-not-healthy-182109359.html

Former bodybuilder gave up food for urine





piss guzzler posted:

“I was inspired by the ideas and myths and interaction that I’ve seen on the internet,” DePass tells Yahoo Lifestyle. “I’ve developed friendships with people who are breatharians — these are people who live on very little food or no food at all. And that has been a motivation, an inspiration for me going forward.”

Further study led him to books dating back to the 1800s about “life extension” and research about experiments on rats going through starvation - with only urine for sustenance, resulting in increased energy and cognitive ability. These readings only seemed to verify claims that humans would experience increased longevity as well, he says. And while DePass explains that he was already moving in the direction of eating solely raw foods, and less food all around, the urine drinking method felt like the natural next step.

Groly
Nov 4, 2009

Colonel Cancer posted:

If you eat the right kind of mushrooms and drink the peepee after you can get real high and go onto a shamanic adventure in the spirit realms.

I came to post this, OP. Except the version I heard was that people herding reindeer would drink the pee after the reindeer had eaten the mushrooms, so they could get high without the liver damage.

But then I thought, "What if that was just an urban legend?" Well, OP, I'm happy to say that a little Googling revealed this article that references people drinking both animal and human urine to get high.

I had also remembered a story that people in the Confederacy saved their urine, from which to distill saltpeter for gunpowder. That then led to this article and this article, describing that and other historical uses for urine.

I put it to you, OP, that people have found uses for pee since time immemorial, but now that we have purified tap water and cleansers nobody has found a use for drinking pee. Not fresh, not aged, not mixed with honey, not boiled under the light of the first full moon after the summer solstice. If there was any mixture that provided some health benefit then it would have been identified long ago.

It's like my theory on herbal Viagra: If a plant that reliably produced that effect grew anywhere under any conditions, even if it had to be soaked, mashed, or even swallowed and regurgitated as an intermediate step, then we would already know. Because half of the arable land of wherever it grew would have been given over to its cultivation and it would have been the #1 trade good for hundreds of years.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

GolfHole posted:

what benefits, piss taste?

Sexual arousal

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Mnoba posted:

can a person with girl parts drink their own piss standing up?

What’s a “girl part”

Spacingnevada
May 27, 2007

I felt clever when I came up with this avitar, but I probably shouldn't have.
It's only sterile if it doesn't touch anything else, otherwise it's a breeding ground for bacteria. That's why I always arc the stream directly into my mouth. It's cleaner that way.

mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

bird with big dick posted:

What’s a “girl part”

its the part you slam your big dick into

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

mexican willie posted:

its the part you slam your big dick into

The GameCube disk tray?

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Joe Mama Poonana posted:



the messiah. he was able to turn his pee into wine

The artist should really read the drinking water thread

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Live Free posted:

seriouspost: pee into a cup of dry rice or something and let it sit. then drain the excess pee and put the rice/whatever into a tea bag. if you dont have a tea bag any porous bag that will stay together in liquid will do. use the teabag as you would expect, steeping it in water or almond milk (apparently regular milk works fine too but I cant stand the stuff). much easier to drink this way but you still get the benefits
I would expect to use the teabag by putting it into the garbage

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Schweinhund posted:

You're not a true pee drinker unless you pee directly into your mouth. People who use a cup are looked down upon in the pee drinker community.

Sounds unfair to women tbh. Are we gonna have to cancel the pee drinker community for misogyny?

Also the reindeer mushroom piss thing is real

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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

I knew a meth addict that was so desperate they drank their pee trying to get one last high out of it. I'm not sure if that actually works or not.

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