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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
:siren: Not a troll thread. :siren:
Has anyone drunk human urine or maybe does it regularly? I'm interested in the taste and possible health benefits.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Why don't you tweet at the President to find out?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

it freshens your breath and lasts all day!

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Here you go OP

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

There's a whole community of people that drink their piss and make youtube videos out of, saying it cures cancer or basically any other ailment. They're all people with untreated mental illness of a fairly serious variety, but it's a interesting rabbit hole if you really want to see how strong your gag reflex is.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bear Grylls does it every day and he's still around I think.

mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYvGfF1Gkg

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Uhhh, no Peg

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
Don't do it! It's actually really bad 4 you.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

hi jezz

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

Not my own, op.

Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames
seriouspost: pee into a cup of dry rice or something and let it sit. then drain the excess pee and put the rice/whatever into a tea bag. if you dont have a tea bag any porous bag that will stay together in liquid will do. use the teabag as you would expect, steeping it in water or almond milk (apparently regular milk works fine too but I cant stand the stuff). much easier to drink this way but you still get the benefits

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the year is 2020 and we all drink piss now

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Live Free posted:

seriouspost: pee into a cup of dry rice or something and let it sit. then drain the excess pee and put the rice/whatever into a tea bag. if you dont have a tea bag any porous bag that will stay together in liquid will do. use the teabag as you would expect, steeping it in water or almond milk (apparently regular milk works fine too but I cant stand the stuff). much easier to drink this way but you still get the benefits

what benefits, piss taste?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you eat the right kind of mushrooms and drink the peepee after you can get real high and go onto a shamanic adventure in the spirit realms.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Live Free posted:

seriouspost: pee into a cup of dry rice or something and let it sit. then drain the excess pee and put the rice/whatever into a tea bag. if you dont have a tea bag any porous bag that will stay together in liquid will do. use the teabag as you would expect, steeping it in water or almond milk (apparently regular milk works fine too but I cant stand the stuff). much easier to drink this way but you still get the benefits

One goons recipe for homemade non-alcoholic beer

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Lons/status/1182065462848282624

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I hear that frothy aged piss goes well with a side of rear end eating, confirm/deny?

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
You're not a true pee drinker unless you pee directly into your mouth. People who use a cup are looked down upon in the pee drinker community.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
im actually amazed i never tried my own piss but did my own cum

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Schweinhund posted:

You're not a true pee drinker unless you pee directly into your mouth. People who use a cup are looked down upon in the pee drinker community.

Pee drinker community?!

JESUS CHRIST!!!

Before the internet, maybe your town had ONE pee drinker, and s/he was all alone and everybody looked down on him or her.

BUT THEN THE INTERNET COMES ALONG...

...and all of a sudden that ONE pee drinker in every town is over a million pee drinkers, and they have a fuckin' COMMUNITY.

The internet was a loving mistake. I love the internet. I love being able to look up pedantic facts any moment of the day. But it's just NOT worth it.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

LabyaMynora posted:


JESUS CHRIST!!!




the messiah. he was able to turn his pee into wine

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Live Free posted:

seriouspost: pee into a cup of dry rice or something and let it sit. then drain the excess pee and put the rice/whatever into a tea bag. if you dont have a tea bag any porous bag that will stay together in liquid will do. use the teabag as you would expect, steeping it in water or almond milk (apparently regular milk works fine too but I cant stand the stuff). much easier to drink this way but you still get the benefits

Seriously, what are the benefits? This is like worst of both worlds, piss fetishist will likely find the resulting concoction unsatisfying and everybody else will feel that they sort of drank piss anyway

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just wait I bet there's a poo eating community too! I'd rather not confirm that statement tho

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
much like the internet, piss drinking is basically a series of tubes

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Mnoba posted:

im actually amazed i never tried my own piss but did my own cum

I've also tried my own cum and it wasn't bad. I don't feel I can rate it properly however, as it's the only cum I've tried. I accidentally took a healthy chug of my own piss in a drunken stupor years ago, confusing the water bottle with the piss bottle. It didn't have much flavor to it tbh but it's not something I plan to try again

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

Asparagus pee, look it up, more to it than you'd think

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

flashman posted:

Asparagus pee, look it up, more to it than you'd think

ya i wasn't aware this was thing and i grilled some bacon covered asparagus and got drunk and ate it all. jesus that was horrid

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Sekenr posted:

Seriously, what are the benefits? This is like worst of both worlds, piss fetishist will likely find the resulting concoction unsatisfying and everybody else will feel that they sort of drank piss anyway

the benefits of ingesting the waste products your body tried to get rid of in the first place, of course

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
I've (unintentionally) tasted small amounts of cat and probably dog urine, but never human.

Lucavi
May 12, 2002
drinking a cold tall glass of human urine

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
In Europe they drink it warm :beerpal:

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
It was all the rage in the UFC about 10 years ago. One of the champions did it and the others followed in a cargo cult procession.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LBOZH_j_sI

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm starting to think this might be a troll thread. But the first post says it isn't??

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This is an accepting, friendly thread. Come grab a nice tall frothy glass of piss and settle down.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
come take a piss, as the english say

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Saw a porn where a lady did it once. Thought it was fuckin' weird.

Like.

Why would you let the weird pee get all over you.

You know that poo poo's warm. Ever piss outside when it's hella cold? IT STEAMS.

Lady drinkin' that piss steam.

EDIT: Or a dude. Or a nonbinary. Consume piss all you want. Still weird.

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

I'd rate this thread lovely but gold might be more accurate....

Seizon
Oct 10, 2011



ive got a pretty good water split to get a tasty dehydration ratio if anyones interested

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i've optimized my efficiency by drinking my oxygen and hydrogen separately

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