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There are lots of good sagas in the yospos cat thread, the story of Walt, the cat who was a stray in a goons backyard and became a floof lord was a good one Oh, and the cat wedding where some goons for married and included their cats in the ceremony Unfortunately those thread(s?) are massive Another one that was wonderful was the goon who didn't like cats in PI who asked for help with a stray and ended up having several cats he doted on. I think one was named supernintento chalmers?
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The naked king of shoredich (sp?) was a fun little saga. Goon has his street or block closed off for some sort of emergency and started posting pictures and taking suggestions as what to do.
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What was the thread about the guy who's wife wanted to let him with a purple dildo? Also, whats all this about getting perma'd by boobs?
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 06:03 |
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I have no idea how to find the thread but there was a goon that discovered his redneck neighbors was stealing his cable, so he used what I think was the conversion box for a Genesis to send a electrical surge though the cable, intending to blow out the tv or something minor. Though because the house was badly wired or something it started a fire. Oh yea, and I thought i'd never have to hear about goonporn until recently when that whole ugly incident came up late last year.
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ExplodingSims posted:One of my great regrets is that during the Trukk saga we were supposed to meet up with him while passing through Tennessee, but never did. Also has anybody mentioned the Trukk saga?
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Yep, and the other guy got a 5000 dollar grand piano. For his fifth floor walk up. He didn't actually buy the piano... he just bid on it, but the reserve was $50k, and he didn't meet it. While that thread was hilarious, at least a couple of people ended up dying (Brewkakke was actually selling Da Joose, and had a moose as the website logo, and I can't remember the other guy, but there was at least one other), and that sucks. I also remember the thread where someone thought they had a copy of the first Super Hornio Bros, so they went through all this effort to digitize it, but it turned out that the video was just a mislabeled copy of the second one. im_sorry fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Jan 10, 2020 |
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twistedmentat posted:I have no idea how to find the thread but there was a goon that discovered his redneck neighbors was stealing his cable, so he used what I think was the conversion box for a Genesis to send a electrical surge though the cable, intending to blow out the tv or something minor. Though because the house was badly wired or something it started a fire. The Sega Killer/Atari Killer https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1844470&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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im_sorry posted:While that thread was hilarious, at least a couple of people ended up dying (Brewkakke was actually selling Da Joose, and had a moose as the website logo, and I can't remember the other guy, but there was at least one other), and that sucks. Is the heroin/opioids general thread still active? It was always pretty horrifying how the early pages of that thread were a mausoleum of permabanned dead posters.
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Who What Now posted:Also, whats all this about getting perma'd by boobs? It was a conversation being held in the Funny Quotes thread yesterday, which starts here, and ends with the link to PCOS Bill getting permabanned for saying Kat Dennings' breasts were too big rather than, you know, any of the other things he should have been permabanned for over the years (I accept my share of blame in this).
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Who What Now posted:What was the thread about the guy who's wife wanted to let him with a purple dildo? The most hated of goons, no not that one, got run off for being a little too interested in the Jewish (boob) Question.
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Krankenstyle posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615777 I forgot about this thread, I’m dying quote:Super Hornio Spit-shine
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Now I'm picturing a Super Mario Sunshine/Disco Elysium mashup.
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For real though anyone have any info or links on the neopets saga my friend told me about. It sounds hilarious
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ArfJason posted:For real though anyone have any info or links on the neopets saga my friend told me about. It sounds hilarious
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ArfJason posted:For real though anyone have any info or links on the neopets saga my friend told me about. It sounds hilarious I want to know this too, this got buried in the previous thread and it sounds hilarious.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:It was a conversation being held in the Funny Quotes thread yesterday, which starts here, and ends with the link to PCOS Bill getting permabanned for saying Kat Dennings' breasts were too big rather than, you know, any of the other things he should have been permabanned for over the years (I accept my share of blame in this). I feel like the SA mods have been a bit self-flagellating about that stuff. Not only was it a different atmosphere, there’s something to be said for giving a shithead enough rope to make their own noose. People like PCOS Bill can’t say they were just chased off because they were unpopular, it’s “nope, they were a shithead on a level that goes above and beyond the call of being a dickhead”. Having quit a volunteer job over a toxic dickhead that just got the cold shoulder and played victim, it’s a prettt big difference. E:And it was also something for the community to say “gently caress no, get out” to, which is valuable.
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ArfJason posted:For real though anyone have any info or links on the neopets saga my friend told me about. It sounds hilarious Can you remind us of the details, i want to have a go at finding it edit: wait I think I remember what you said, was it some thread that got really into it and ended up cheating little kids? Metis of the Chat Thread fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Jan 10, 2020 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:There was also the guy who baked to death in his car after taking some (he had already hit a psychotic state while on it and terrified his wife enough with a gun that she had fled the home with the kids). What happened afterward was the wife came on and posted about his death, and some goon quickly replied like "sooo he owned me drugs [maybe money?], can you send me that now?"
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Anne Whateley posted:Iirc that wasn't joose, I thought it was way later than joose. Iirc I think it was just opiates or maybe a shitload of Imodium or something like that. Immodium guy died of sudden cardiac arrest in a movie theatre, that stuff gives you long QT syndrome.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I feel like the SA mods have been a bit self-flagellating about that stuff. Not only was it a different atmosphere, there’s something to be said for giving a shithead enough rope to make their own noose. People like PCOS Bill can’t say they were just chased off because they were unpopular, it’s “nope, they were a shithead on a level that goes above and beyond the call of being a dickhead”. I appreciate this post. I have typically been a rope-giving type of moderator in the past so that when I do come down on somebody they can't cry capricious. Given the last couple months I've been worrying that I should have operated differently.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 07:08 |
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So anyone got a link to Triangular Toblerone copping to being a troll? I completely missed that moment and dear god I need an explanation for the loving madness he wrote. I need to know more about someone that dedicated to one of the highest effort trolls I've seen. There was also a song from probably 06 that still pops in my head on occasion. I'm almost certain it came from SA the chorus was "it must be true and I'll never forget because I read it on the inter-net!" This happened right?
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ArfJason posted:For real though anyone have any info or links on the neopets saga my friend told me about. It sounds hilarious or just anything about neopets in general, that poo poo is wild. Granted if it's not actually goon related I guess it would be off-topic
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Crocoswine posted:or just anything about neopets in general, that poo poo is wild. LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Sagas from the greater Internet are fine as well. Personally I was enjoying the Neopets stuff. nah
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I appreciate this post. I have typically been a rope-giving type of moderator in the past so that when I do come down on somebody they can't cry capricious. Given the last couple months I've been worrying that I should have operated differently. Being able to buy other people’s av’s is a big part of it. You can be a shithead, but how does “not posting for six hours” stack up to “someone in the community paid :bux: to make sure you being a dipshit follows your posts around?” Self policing doesn’t always work, obviously, but it’s an outspoken community and the punishments have been dialing in over the last while.
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Anne Whateley posted:Iirc that wasn't joose, I thought it was way later than joose. Iirc I think it was just opiates or maybe a shitload of Imodium or something like that. I think car guy died of an opiate overdose but had also been getting into phenazepam and his wife had moved out with the kids when he threatened her with a gun. Pretty sure I'm not getting him confused with the guy who punched his girlfriend in the face because he was tripping because he didn't think she was real. Or the guy who was only vaguely concerned that his girlfriend had passed out for a bunch of hours while he watched sports.
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Was this the drug that people in the thread kept talking about "eyeballing" the right dose and some goon misunderstood and tried to put it in his actual eyeball? Or maybe he didn't get that far, I don't remember.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:So anyone got a link to Triangular Toblerone copping to being a troll? I completely missed that moment and dear god I need an explanation for the loving madness he wrote. I need to know more about someone that dedicated to one of the highest effort trolls I've seen. got you covered
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slinkimalinki posted:I think car guy died of an opiate overdose but had also been getting into phenazepam and his wife had moved out with the kids when he threatened her with a gun. Car guy was an opiate overdose, and his wife came on on his account to ask which of his drugs were which, iirc. There was also an OD that involved a movie theatre and someone showing up to ask about the drugs they had. The whole "he owed me drugs can you plz send them" thing was regarding Brewkakke, who died of a phenazepam OD (probably?) and was effectively the thread's dealer. The request to plz send drugs was literally like, on the first page of the thread announcing his death. e: it wasn't on the first page, but here's the RIP Brewkakke thread. malkman posted:The hell I am; I don't care if aliens stole his body, I want my money back. Sorry buddy, I didn't want you to die, but I've had +100mg of this stuff and managed not to end up dead. Your situation is tragic, but I'll duke it out with PayPal (and lose) and let the more caring members of TCC run the funeral rites and whatnot this definitely isn't the post I was thinking of but jesus christ. Georgia Peach posted:Was this the drug that people in the thread kept talking about "eyeballing" the right dose and some goon misunderstood and tried to put it in his actual eyeball? Or maybe he didn't get that far, I don't remember. Yes. From memory, no one actually DID IT, but someone did ask if that's what they meant, and was immediately told that they were stupid. I love the joose threads so much dreamin of semen fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Jan 10, 2020 |
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so basically they just wrote with the same mentality of a hardcore ideologue trying to justify some unshiftable positions, except in a self-aware fashion that owns lol, dude could very well get a job as a commentator anywhere with no effort
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Tiler Kiwi posted:so basically they just wrote with the same mentality of a hardcore ideologue trying to justify some unshiftable positions, except in a self-aware fashion the best detail i think is that he is british and doesnt actually know anything about the us constitution. just beautiful
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maybe it really does require a chaotic neutral personality to do that tho
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