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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4

have i posted this before? i probably have, but i dont give a gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8JsgB4_m40

Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Jan 8, 2020

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i'm just going to drink my entire inventory of booze until i feel like going to bed becaus there is nothing important i need to do tomorrow

edit: this is a fuking amazing event btw. this rarey haoppens. the cattle have hay, the sheeo have hay, the pigs have 500 lbs of feeds, all have water, nothing needs to be moved, no fences need to be fixed, no real work needs to be done. im on vacay

Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Jan 8, 2020

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
I am loving drunk whatup

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'mma like 8 shots deep need to get another 6 pounded in me so then I can get stoned and go to sleep. Living the dream baby

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
Smoking hookah and drinking hams:cheers:

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
its basically 1

should i drink more or sober up

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

You know the answer already.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

fat bossy gerbil posted:

You know the answer already.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Yeah I should slam some water and get some sleep.

Thanks guys.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Resting Lich Face posted:

Yeah I should slam some water and get some sleep.

Thanks guys.

Puts the resting in lich face heh look at this lightweight

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Eldercain posted:

Puts the resting in lich face heh look at this lightweight

Bitch please all you drink is beer.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Resting Lich Face posted:

Bitch please all you drink is beer.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i am seeing of only one eye and just ripped a booger out my noe that had a hair in it

lots of beer left listein to pop music

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ3f9UfTcVQ

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
you know what ther is to do inte winter on a farms at night in indiana?

this

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Zippy the Bummer posted:

you know what ther is to do inte winter on a farms at night in indiana?

this

Idk about Indians but I'm on the Netflix after Netflix and chill and boy I do not make enough money for all this booze we drinking

Worth it

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Resting Lich Face posted:

Yeah I should slam some water and get some sleep.

Thanks guys.

Drinking more after like 130 always leads to being awake til like 8am and that always fucks up like half a week for me.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Got drunk early today at a coworker's quitting party. It's only 7 PM

LOVE U DRUNK GOONS

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Doc Fission posted:

Got drunk early today at a coworker's quitting party. It's only 7 PM

LOVE U DRUNK GOONS

drat a quitting party sounds awesome

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Lol tryna front by showing off your alcohol habit is at the point where you can still afford fancy glass bottle fifths instead of store brand plastic handles

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
my brain is so hosed i can't remember the ages or birthdays of any of my relatives, except for my brother because his is eleven days before mine

i hve a snowman lamp in my office and i had to spend good five minutes trying to remember wht the snowman chracter is clled. its Frosty

this beer is also

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Nooner posted:

Lol tryna front by showing off your alcohol habit is at the point where you can still afford fancy glass bottle fifths instead of store brand plastic handles

Lol ain't my vodka but doesn't mean I wasn't drinking it I'm unemployed as hell rn

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
I have a 50ml bottle of everclear (its actually called stryker but same poo poo basically). WTF do i do with it.

I had a tiny tiny little nip of it and god drat I'm not alcoholic enough to swallow it straight.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
wash your bong/pipes with it first and then drink it

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
IF i had reliable access to weed i wouldnt be an alcoholic

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
So i found a can of ginger ale in the back of my fridge so i poured about half of it into a glass with the everclear and a generous helping of lemon juice and it's not too bad.

I wish i was stoned not drunk though

LEGALIZEIT

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
a songbird got into my room. i think it esd an oriolle. i shoode it out

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Resting Lich Face posted:

IF i had reliable access to weed i wouldnt be an alcoholic

Once they legalize it where you live you can combine the two! it's super effective

super effective at generating shitposts

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
can lightening make coffee

Mister Panos
Jan 26, 2011

gently caress cops

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Y'all suckin on that dumb bitch juice?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

immortalyawn posted:

Y'all suckin on that dumb bitch juice?

Please don't mock my Hi-C fruit punch.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fyWgjhe_Zg

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

NightDad_420 posted:

gently caress cops

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Its the weekend eve and now time for video games, youtube, and jim beam mixed with diet dr pepper because.. reasons..

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Resting Lich Face posted:

I have a 50ml bottle of everclear (its actually called stryker but same poo poo basically). WTF do i do with it.

I had a tiny tiny little nip of it and god drat I'm not alcoholic enough to swallow it straight.

i did a shot of everclear once time and like had to chug a bunch of water right after because my whole mouth instantly dried up

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Nooner posted:

i did a shot of everclear once time and like had to chug a bunch of water right after because my whole mouth instantly dried up

I did two or three shots once in college because someone said it was 90 proof and I threw up a.lot !!!

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
i did 2 shots once when i got broken up with, it coats your mouth n throat with a nasty film and also i went from 0 to extremely drunk in about 5 minutes it was a wild ride

did not throw up, did sleep on the couch

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
One of my friends in college made a drink he called “gravediggers”, which was Graves Grain Alcohol and Red Bull.

He did a ton of dumb stuff on those.

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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I haven't tried everclear and i'm curious and frightened.

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